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Friday, September 6, 2013 7:07 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




What Happens When You Stick Your Head Into a Particle Accelerator
http://gizmodo.com/what-happens-when-you-stick-your-head-into-a-partic
le-a-1171981874


Same thing happened to NASA Space Shuttle astronots when they first ventured into the Van Allen Radiation Belts
www.piratenews.org/hollywood.html



The Particle Physicists, the Bikini Model and the Suitcase Full of Coke
http://neveryetmelted.com/2013/03/11/the-particle-physicist-the-34ddd-
bikini-model-and-the-suitcase-full-of-coke
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Friday, September 6, 2013 7:36 PM

WHOZIT


http://ukfetish.info/images/award2.jpeg

The Bikini Model can win this award.

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Friday, September 6, 2013 10:10 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!





Even if this was a stunt, it's frelling hi-larious.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

Resident USA Freedom Fundie

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Friday, June 30, 2017 4:12 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Update 2017 - current Darwin Award Nominee?

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sheriff-woman-blamed-boyfriend-apos-15265504
7.html


Have yourself shot?

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Friday, June 30, 2017 7:00 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Good looking couple. Looks does not = brains.

A simple question... why not use a .38, or lesser gun? The DEagle is a damn cannon.

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Friday, June 30, 2017 7:05 PM

WISHIMAY

THIS machine kills fascists- Woody Guthrie


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
why not use a .38, or lesser gun?



Go big or go... to the Morgue?

Yer trying to apply logic to a situation and people that ain't. Square peg, meet round hole...

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Friday, June 30, 2017 7:23 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!



I know. Bullets and books cost too much to test out the prank before trying it either, huh ?

No need for MythBusters to do this one, I suppose.

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Saturday, July 1, 2017 1:57 PM

JO753

rezident owtsidr


Sins they hav 1 kid alredy and she'z pregnant, he iz not elijabl.

But maybe if she killz the children or they kill themselvez befor reprodusing?

Or wut if he did sumthing that eventually killz them? Like left sum oily ragz in a cabinet?

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Saturday, July 1, 2017 2:08 PM

JO753

rezident owtsidr


More Denise Milani:
https://www.google.com/search?q=denise+milani&rlz=1CAACAC_enUS730U
S730&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsiJP51ejUAhWK8oMKHdbgCOcQ_AUICygC&biw=1366&bih=630


I alwayz thot she wuz Italian. No, she'z Chekoslovakian!

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DUZ XaT SEM RiT TQ YQ? - Jubal Early

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Sunday, December 31, 2017 3:31 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

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Sunday, December 31, 2017 8:44 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Say what you will about Tom Cruise, lord knows he's asked for it...




He practices what he preaches.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Monday, January 1, 2018 11:03 PM

JAYNEZTOWN


damn, i thought pirate news was back

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Monday, February 12, 2018 7:19 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Not sure if this is a Darwin Award nominee.

Or just karma.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/suspected-poacher-eaten-pride-lions-trying-h
unt-141210605.html


The lions left his head largely intact, likely making ID easier.

2 sets of footprints were found next to the remains.

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Friday, September 6, 2019 5:14 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Update 2019.

Is one of these a Darwin Award nominee?

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/owner-dive-boat-where-34-231850439.html


Go out on a boat, far from shore. Bring explosive cell phone with explosive battery. Plug in explosives to battery charger station while sleeping.
Seems like God's way of weeding out the stupid. Too bad this person took 33 others along with them. But too many folk refuse to speak up when stupid people bring along their explosive devices and plug them in to charging sources unattended.

Sounds like they know the boat fire started near the phone charging station.

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