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Wednesday, September 6, 2017 1:01 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4858284/New-video-game-lets-pl
ayers-beat-Buddha-Zeus-JESUS.html



Apparently noting that you can't spell 'pacifists' without 'fists', Taiwanese developers Digital Crafter have based much of their marketing around the inclusion of Jesus in their game.

'He's back and he's cross!' the game's trailer says, after the Son of God breaks free of his crucifix and pummels Buddha with chunks of wood still nailed to his fists.

Also featured in the game are Norse god Odin, leader of the Greek Pantheon Zeus, and Egyptian death god Anubis.

There are also some distinctly non-godly figures in the mix, including revered Chinese general Guan Gong, and Moses, who washes away enemies with tidal waves.

Each fight also takes place in a suitably holy background, from the Garden of Eden to the parted Red Sea.






















Sorry, I hada post this one. I mean, I'm irreverent...but wow, man.

No Mohammed Can't wait for the underground version of that to leak, though.

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Wednesday, September 6, 2017 3:45 PM

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4858284/New-video-game-lets-pl
ayers-beat-Buddha-Zeus-JESUS.html



Apparently noting that you can't spell 'pacifists' without 'fists', Taiwanese developers Digital Crafter have based much of their marketing around the inclusion of Jesus in their game.

'He's back and he's cross!' the game's trailer says, after the Son of God breaks free of his crucifix and pummels Buddha with chunks of wood still nailed to his fists.

Also featured in the game are Norse god Odin, leader of the Greek Pantheon Zeus, and Egyptian death god Anubis.

There are also some distinctly non-godly figures in the mix, including revered Chinese general Guan Gong, and Moses, who washes away enemies with tidal waves.

Each fight also takes place in a suitably holy background, from the Garden of Eden to the parted Red Sea.

Sorry, I hada post this one. I mean, I'm irreverent...but wow, man.

No Mohammed Can't wait for the underground version of that to leak, though.



Oh My God! (I couldn't resist). I got Odin v. Zeus in the Super Bowl.

I had an idea for a scifi book I never wrote called: Race War! It would be set in the 70's because it was pure cheese like the 70's. Races versus Races, global battle for supremacy. Lots of back stabbing and deal making, not too different than what's going on now. People, right?

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