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Originally posted by WISHIMAY:
I read a funny today...

Trump still thinks his auto insurance will cover him in case of collusion




Also, took my kid on her 6th driving lesson Thursday. She parks, then grabs the pizza off the rear seat and gets out of the van....walks 10 feet....then turns around and looks at the van still running and says "Oh yeah, I'm the one that has to turn that thing off now."

In her defense...PIZZA.

Also, I finally got to use the line "#1 rule of driving honey...DON'T CRASH. My van don't crash...she crashes- YOU crashed her!"

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Originally posted by WISHIMAY:
Also, I finally got to use the line "#1 rule of driving honey...DON'T CRASH. My van don't crash...she crashes- YOU crashed her!"

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Originally posted by captaincrunch:

I'm imagining a couple plastic dinosaurs on your dashboard.

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Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Without anything posted to start the thread, I was wondering what kind of humor they have in South America.

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