BREAKING NEWS - SPONSORED BY CHANNAIN

Tuesday, December 9, 2003 10:14:54 AM

channain: "you need to put that in a blog on FFF.net"
so i did.



"The White House was called into immediate action today when a group of delusional maniacs calling themselves "Browncoats" took over several states. They screamed insane chants into the air such as "these are the things that make us mighty!", while pushing anyone wearing blue gloves into mysterious white trucks. They also attacked several priests, screaming "YOU AIN'T A SHEPHERD!""