Actually, I like this!

THAT IS PRICELESS! Maybe add a line about

"Tried to steer Serenity /
into a net of 'ternity"

"Jane and Vera saved the day /
but Yo-Saff-Bridg she got away"

"Tracked her to a snowy moon /
busted in with: "Honey, I'm home!"

"She tried to schmooze with all her charm /
Clocked her before she could do me harm"

"Then she married my best friend /
Lost his Soup-Catcher in the end"

"But won't go there -- 'tis another vid /
About a Lassiter and a dumpster lid"

"The wily vixen thought she'd score /
off a naked Captain and a well-dressed Companion" [what, you were thinkin' of the "W" word? I just couldn't...]

That was freakin' hi-larious, Geezer!

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best filk on this board!

Hysterical! Come the next Redemption con in the UK (Redemption '13), I will, if it's okay, be sharing this and many other filks with the filkers there. If possible, I'm going to try to persuade the organisers to put something Firefly-related into the programme; they're the ones who instroduced me to this most excellent and shiny 'verse, so it's thank-you time to them!

Or introduced me, even! Curse my too-fast typing at times!