Firefly's Twelve Days o' Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

A Big Damn Trilogy!

On the second day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the third day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the forth day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

five shiny guns!

Four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the sixth day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

six juggled goslings,

five shiny guns!

Four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

seven red strawberries,

six juggled goslings,

five shiny guns!

Four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

eight cattle moo-ing,

seven red strawberries,

six juggled goslings,

five shiny guns!

Four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

nine compression coils,

eight cattle moo-ing,

seven red strawberries,

six juggled goslings,

five shiny guns!

Four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

ten loud grenades,

nine compression coils,

eight cattle moo-ing,

seven red strawberries,

six juggled goslings,

five shiny guns!

Four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

eleven trains for lootin',

ten loud grenades,

nine compression coils,

eight cattle moo-ing,

seven red strawberries,

six juggled goslings,

five shiny guns!

Four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my crew mates sent to me:

twelve new episodes,

eleven trains for lootin',

ten loud grenades,

nine compression coils,

eight cattle moo-ing,

seven red strawberries,

six juggled goslings,

five shiny guns!

Four ruffled dresses,

three cunning hats,

two brown coats,

and a Big Damn Trilogy!