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KINGEICHOLZ

Monday, November 23, 2009 8:51 PM (P)

Two WHAT DO UOU DP FOR A LIVING?

TWO

Thursday, November 26, 2009 2:12 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
no i don't think you would lie about were your from

Your Royal Highness! KingEICHOLZ!
The comedy show "Action!" will teach you everything about honesty and integrity in Hollywood. Would I lie to you? Never! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206467/
To learn the valuable lessons, you need to download the torrent:
http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/93852441/action!?tab=summary
To speed the process, download ONLY the last file called 'Making of Featurette.avi'
You will know-it-all about Hollywood after watching that.

This is NOT Jewel. You can tell because there's no tattoo on her back.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

RALLEM

Friday, November 27, 2009 2:42 AM (P)

Well except for the fact that Jewel Staite is an attractive, successful, married actress, who lives so far from me, and I am a middle aged, not so attractive, man of limited intelligence with a low to medium income, I think there is a real chance between us. jk

KINGEICHOLZ

Friday, November 27, 2009 3:02 AM (P)

If i were to post a pic like that of Jewel i would never hear the end of it is that fair?

to know me is to love me.

TWO

Friday, November 27, 2009 1:52 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
If i were to post a pic like that of Jewel i would never hear the end of it is that fair?

to know me is to love me.

Luv u. XOXO.
It was unfair for your Summer Glau latex fetish photos to be sent to Troll Country. http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=15&t=40888

To avoid my being sent to Troll Country, Jewel's photo was edited. I think a pink square is tasteful and silly -- others might see pink as obscene. I may yet be declared a troll. I hope not.

River could say, "We're all natural storytellers, weaving narratives out of the confusion." - http://scienceblogs.com/cortex/2009/11/lying_and_creativity.php It's an article about MRI's, the brain, and creativity. Short version: if you're creative, your brain is childishly immature or brain-damaged. River's is both.

I'll write a creative narrative for three pictures taken at Creation's Salute to Serenity - Los Angeles, November 22, 2009:
1) Tudyk thinks he's a Superstar.
2) Jewel laughs at Tudyk, reminding him who's the Real Star.
3) Tudyk is chagrined.
1) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5024.htm
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2) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5021.htm
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3) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5027.htm
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The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

KINGEICHOLZ

Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:40 AM (P)

Were did you get the pics from?

it is what it is

TWO

Saturday, November 28, 2009 1:14 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Were did you get the pics from?

it is what it is

1) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5024.htm
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2) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5021.htm
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3) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5027.htm
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The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

TWO

Saturday, November 28, 2009 1:17 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Two WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

I am a moving man, KingEICHOLZ. And that means it's story-time!

http://mdalton.deviantart.com/art/Kaylee-139238040

More personal information than it's right to know about me and Jewel. -->
I thought I was so clever when I told Jewel about this photo thread. I was Wrong...
Got a call from her. It was yesterday, Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving. Jewel was on the internet, searching for sales. She visited fireflyfans.net because of my big mouth.

"Two. What are you doing to me, smart-ass?" Jewel was not happy. She was sitting at the computer, looking at the nude photo of herself. I said that it's an obvious fake. She said it was not. Well, the background is fake, but she really did pose. She was offended that I trimmed off her shapely legs. She is quite proud of them. I told her the legs had to go because too much butt crack was showing for a child-safe environment.

Then she gets to the Creation Salute to Serenity pictures. "They make me look... chunky."

I explained that my intentions were honorable. That made no difference to her.

"I don't know you," Jewel said. She can be ice-cold. It is scary.

I said, "I'm confused." I didn't think any of the pictures of Jewel were that bad.

"I don't want to know you anymore." Jewel is making herself very clear. I'm getting chills.

Time for me to beg for mercy in a whiny voice. "What can I do to undo what I've done?" I'm good at grovelling. I have had much practice.

Jewel closes the trap on me. She is syrupy sweet. "Come to the old house and pack my ceramics. I know you're careful. You won't break my stuff."

Jewel has bought a new house. She has to move a thousand little porcelain doggies, bunnies, kitties, ponies, polar bears, unicorns, and Pegasuses. She loves unicorns and Pegasuses. (Fans: give her a ceramic Pegasus - same as her tattoo. Please, no more fresh strawberries, which drive her crazy.)

Row after row of these shiny porcelain critters sit on shelf after glass shelf in display cases with mirror backs and spotlights everywhere. You go blind when the lights are on. I'll need a quarter ton of wrapping paper for packing.

"I will be there to pack, Jewel. Happy now?"

"Very."

I feel safe, but forgiveness doesn't come so cheaply. I have stepped into Jewel's diabolical two part trap. She must have got the idea from a "Saw" movie. Jewel says, "Oh, I saw you at lunch with *****. You're two-timing *******, you sly dog."

I feel dread in my gut. Jewel tells me when and where she saw me and *****. I'm as good as dead. She reminds me that, as an ugly guy, I'm lucky to have one woman. To have two is greedy. I see myself as an alpha male. Jewel does not. She certainly knows how to deflate my self-image.

Jewel continues so bright and cheerful. And evil. "You know, with a phone call I could destroy your sex life. Not that I ever would."

I am beaten. My manhood shrinks in full retreat. Women form a loose sisterhood that enforces monogamy, but some of the sisters will take a bribe. "What more do I do to buy your silence?" My voice is getting trembling and squeaky -- I'm a eunuch.

Very cheery, she says, "Come to the new house and unpack what you pack... And bring two bottles of wine to celebrate afterward!"

If anything breaks during the move, I am in a world of trouble with Jewel. I better get bushel baskets of styrofoam peanuts.
__________

Jewel loves petite, pink, ceramic Pegasuses, just like her tattoo. Strawberries give her the shudders because she's not Kaylee. Remember that, Fans, when buying her a gift!

My quote for the day:
"It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great."
Havelock Ellis, English sexual psychologist (1859 - 1939)
http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38791.

KINGEICHOLZ

Sunday, November 29, 2009 1:13 AM (P)

Well at least i got you to say your storys are fake but try keeping them more real no way is she going to let you in her house.

it is what it is.

TWO

Sunday, November 29, 2009 1:14 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Well at least i got you to say your storys are fake but try keeping them more real no way is she going to let you in her house.

it is what it is.

"Bah!" said ScroogeEICHOLZ, "Humbug!" Since you can't believe in Santa Claus, KingEICHOLZ, you are getting no Christmas presents this year. Buy your own gifts. And Jewel does prefer pink porcelain Pegasus tattoos to strawberries.

Down with KingEICHOLZ.

Jewel votes NO to KingEICHOLZ !!

PEACEKEEPER

Sunday, November 29, 2009 1:59 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by two:
Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Well at least i got you to say your storys are fake but try keeping them more real no way is she going to let you in her house.

it is what it is.

"Bah!" said ScroogeEICHOLZ, "Humbug!" Since you can't believe in Santa Claus, KingEICHOLZ, you are getting no Christmas presents this year. Buy your own gifts. And Jewel does prefer pink porcelain Pegasus tattoos to strawberries.

Down with KingEICHOLZ. Jewel votes NO to KingEICHOLZ !!

This begs that the ultimate question in the universe be answered. Why is this thread STILL going?

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

TWO

Sunday, November 29, 2009 4:02 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by peacekeeper:
This begs that the ultimate question in the universe be answered. Why is this thread STILL going?

Because of the pictures? What this thread needs next is Jewel mooning KingEICHOLZ. A finger will do.

KINGEICHOLZ

Sunday, November 29, 2009 10:17 PM (P)

PEACEKEEPER he is posting pics of Jewel remember her ? she was in firefly and they are good funny pics of Jewel pics that are hard to find unless if your like Two and have way to much time on your hands.

YES JEWEL PLEASE MOON ME!!!

PEACEKEEPER

Sunday, November 29, 2009 11:04 PM (P)

Actually I've changed my mind.This thread is keeping Kingelberk occupied and away from the other forums. Excellent work Two!!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

KINGEICHOLZ

Monday, November 30, 2009 12:35 AM (P)

What other forums? i tryed to join summer glau.net but so far i can't sign in.

MANIACNUMBER1

Monday, November 30, 2009 8:31 AM (P)

Wow. I go away for a little while and look what happens. C'mon now, aren't we supposed to be fans of Firefly. Why rip on it? Let's build it up people.

Who's Winning?
I don't know, they aren't playing by any civilized rules I know.

RIVERDANCER

Monday, November 30, 2009 8:38 AM (P)

Go away for a little while? Please. Spare us. You signed up yesterday. And so late into yesterday it may as well be today. These things are clearly visible on your profile, doncha know.
Who wants to take bets on this maniac being a sockpuppet?

TWO

Monday, November 30, 2009 5:51 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
What other forums? i tryed to join summer glau.net but so far i can't sign in.

I googled "bitter and strange" and Mal. I got back a Firefly script:
PATIENCE: Mal! How you doing, boy?
MAL: Bitter and strange, same as ever. [I think Mal meant "estranged". Word meanings shift in 5 centuries.]
PATIENCE: Well that's just fine.

And with this Firefly related introduction, here is a pic from Youtube of Jewel being bitter and estranged on the show Higher Ground. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199421/

This is the episode where KingEICHOLZ, as a guest star, and Jewel are both in a camp for troubled teens. KingEICHOLZ has just unzipped and exposed himself to Jewel. The picture is of Jewel's reaction -- she is trying to smother a giggle, then bursts into a big laugh. Every time she sees KingEICHOLZ, throughout the episode, she starts giggling. It is very sad at the end when the real police really arrest KingEICHOLZ for exposing himself. That was the end of his career in TV.

Apparently KingEICHOLZ did not understand that he was not suppose to actually expose himself to Jewel -- he was suppose to be playacting. He was unable to take direction. He should not blame Jewel and be bitter toward her. It was in the script.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

KINGEICHOLZ

Monday, November 30, 2009 7:37 PM (P)

that made no sence at all

TWO

Monday, November 30, 2009 7:57 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
that made no sence at all

Sense is the word you're looking for. No "sence" makes no sense.
Jewel said, "I thought KingEICHOLZ was a method actor when he kept unzipping on every take. No... he's just a dummy. It was sad."

"And creepy," she added.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

KINGEICHOLZ

Monday, November 30, 2009 9:39 PM (P)

See you just pertend to know her I on the other hand have been with rocks stars and will post some pics on me with Shirley Manson, Joan Jett and Susanna Hoffs.

I AM NOT A TROLL.

MANIACNUMBER1

Monday, November 30, 2009 11:14 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverDancer:
Go away for a little while? Please. Spare us. You signed up yesterday. And so late into yesterday it may as well be today. These things are clearly visible on your profile, doncha know.
Who wants to take bets on this maniac being a sockpuppet?

Actually I was on this site long before most of you all. I spent 2 years posting here, and then got too busy with life, and lost touch a little bit. My old name was ManiacNumberOne, instead of maniacnumber1. Feel free to check out my thousands of posts. Glad to be back!

-------------------------------------------
Inara: Who's winning?
Simon: I can't really tell, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
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STORYMARK

Monday, November 30, 2009 11:24 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
See you just pertend to know her I on the other hand have been with rocks stars and will post some pics on me with Shirley Manson, Joan Jett and Susanna Hoffs.

I AM NOT A TROLL.

Don't "pertend" you are not.

And no one believes your idiotic "I dated rock stars" claims. NO ONE.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 1, 2009 3:12 AM (P)

Story I don't think you speak for everyone.

It is what it is.

KWICKO

Tuesday, December 1, 2009 3:22 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Story I don't think you speak for everyone.

It is what it is.

Yup, on this one, he does indeed speak for us all.

TWO

Tuesday, December 1, 2009 1:03 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I have been with rocks stars and will post some pics of me with Shirley Manson, Joan Jett and Susanna Hoffs.

"Dating rock stars?" Jewel was derisive, as she drove me in her Mercedes convertible with the top down. "The guy is howling-at-the-moon mad. I've seen it before... Troubled teenage actor becomes disturbed, delusional has-been... Tragic... One day their mind snaps and their career is over." Jewel was pensive, coasting to a stop at the light. "I hope his family puts him in rehab and his life gets back on track."

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/54727.html

Jewel gave a big sigh. "Let's talk about something happier, two, like my new house." The light turned green. All bubbly and bright, Jewel accelerated to her personal speed limit. "I found an antique cast-iron claw-foot tub for the guest bathroom. It's as big as my car! I'm goin' to have it re-enameled. When it finished, I'll have to remove a window to get it inside the bathroom!" And with that, we turned a corner and left KingEICHOLZ far behind us.

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/7655.html

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

STORYMARK

Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:13 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Story I don't think you speak for everyone.

It is what it is.

Just the sane ones.

You can have PN though.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

NIKI2

Wednesday, December 2, 2009 7:55 PM (P)

I just found this, o my, all the lovely pictures. Thank you; her smile everywhere just makes my day.

I agree, Two; keep Dingholz busy, tho' he doesn't bother me as much as PN, he's obviously just as whacko and pathetic, and best he be kept busy here.

I'm sorry Coel disapperaed, I'd love to have heard from him more and I hope he saw all the other pix before he left. If Jewel's lovely smile brings him even a bit of joy out there in the field, that's a good thing.

Me, I'M enjoying them thoroughly--except the obvious fakes which I think are disgusting.

Just keep him here if you can, it's a service to the rest of us! And I'm with Mike, Story speaks for me, too, and I think at least the VAST MAJORITY of us. ;o)

KINGEICHOLZ

Wednesday, December 2, 2009 8:08 PM (P)

"drove me in her Mercedes" Two you loseing touch The only way Jewel would let her near her car if you had a sponge buckit in your hand to wash it like I said keep your storys abut her more real your are just sounding foolish now.

it is what it is

KINGEICHOLZ

Wednesday, December 2, 2009 8:10 PM (P)

niki2 you don't post anything for weeks then when you do you call me a name Dingholz thats just plan rude.

KINGEICHOLZ

Thursday, December 3, 2009 11:59 PM (P)

I went motorcycling with Katee Sackhoff today and I told her about someone named TWO on the Firefly message board she said he calls himself #2 now she says that's not the #2 I'm thinking of is it? no no i said not the bathroom #2 .I think he's trying to tell us his IQ anyway i told her how he makes up story's about how he knows Jewel Staite how he talks to her on the phone drives around with her. she shakes her head and says "some people shouldn't be on the Internet" we laughed and rode off into the sunset.

don't mess with the best.

STORYMARK

Friday, December 4, 2009 1:45 AM (P)

LOL!!!!

Comedy gold!

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

KINGEICHOLZ

Monday, December 7, 2009 12:58 AM (P)

Prove that i date stars

STORYMARK

Monday, December 7, 2009 5:39 PM (P)

HA! I think you just did.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

KINGEICHOLZ

Monday, December 7, 2009 10:19 PM (P)

you are a smart man.

STORYMARK

Monday, December 7, 2009 10:21 PM (P)

You might want to ask Pirate News for some Photoshop tips, though. ;)

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

KINGEICHOLZ

Monday, December 7, 2009 10:37 PM (P)

Why would i do that? i did not use Photoshop i just made my head and face lighter so you could see it better.

TWO

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 1:19 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I did not use Photoshop. I just made my head and face lighter so you could see it better.

The proportions between your brain mass and body mass appear to be similar to that of a brontosaurus. How can your tiny head control that massive body? Secondary brain in rump? Note the size disparity of head and body in the photo.

Jewel sends her love.
http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/2009/07/19/

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 3:02 AM (P)

It's the camera angle and the lighting that makes it look that way thats all.

send my love back to JEWEL.

TWO

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 3:59 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
It's the camera angle and the lighting that makes my head look that way...

That's good to know. I was concerned that you might be microcephalic like Zippy the Pinhead. http://www.answers.com/topic/microcephaly#Notable_microcephalics

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/2009/07/29/

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 5:32 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by two:
Quote:

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/54727.html

I love our Jewel when she's happy, fun ,sexy or even a little bit apple-cheeked, but this is a wonderful picture of a very beautiful, serious young woman. ( oops, left out sophisticated...) Thanx for posting.

KWICKO

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 6:36 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by two:
Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I did not use Photoshop. I just made my head and face lighter so you could see it better.
The proportions between your brain mass and body mass appear to be similar to that of a brontosaurus. How can your tiny head control that massive body? Secondary brain in rump? Note the size disparity of head and body in the photo.

Jewel sends her love.
http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/2009/07/19/

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

Two, pay no attention to Kingelbert The Troll; I don't care where you get the pix, or how - just keep 'em coming. Seeing Jewel's pretty smile brightens up my whole week!

Mike

Work is the curse of the Drinking Class.
- Oscar Wilde

TWO

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 7:42 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Two, pay no attention to Kingelbert The Troll; I don't care where you get the pix, or how - just keep 'em coming. Seeing Jewel's pretty smile brightens up my whole week!

Mike

Work is the curse of the Drinking Class.
Oscar Wilde

Jewel Staite Daily http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/
has another photo EVERY DAY !! That's the place to be for Jewel surprise pics.

I'm not being facetious: KingEICHOLZ deserves praise. Were it not for his motivating presence, I would have posted nothing. He is the mosquito in the bedroom -- his annoying buzz kept me from falling asleep.

KingEICHOLZ, you need to think harder about your postings here at fireflyfans. Too, too often you're giving the impression of being a thirteen year old. Play the game with more maturity! Jewel is expecting it of you.

Jewel high fives you.
http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/2009/05/26/

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 8:40 PM (P)

Jewel is expecting nothing from me why would she? She doesn't even know me like i said many times befor i was born at night but not last night.

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 8:44 PM (P)

OH WHATS WRONG TWO? WAS MY MADE UP STORY BETTER THEN YOURS?? I POSTED THAT STORY TP PROVE A POINT SEE HOW STUPID I LOOKED? AND I WILL KEEP POSTING ON HERE I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

WHAT YA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

STORYMARK

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 9:14 PM (P)

Keep mocking you, I'd wager.

And it is abundantly clear you don't do any thinking when you post.

Oh, BTW, Shirley Manson was on Craig Furguson last night - the perfect opportunity for her to stand up and declare that she has dated a looser Troll from a message board. Alas.... she did not.

But why don't you make up another story for us. Name yet another young actress that you claim to know - adding to the lie ALWAYS makes it more believable....

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

TWO

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 9:54 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
WHAT YA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

I send you to "Naked River In River"
http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=21471
I think you will be entertained.
And that is why you are here, is it not?

Then there is "Naked River In River 2", the sequel
http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=21709

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

STORYMARK

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 10:25 PM (P)

What do ya know, I was right. Yay!

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 11:05 PM (P)

I don't think that looked like her. I see naked girls all the time in fact right now in my shower there are 5 naked girls.

KWICKO

Wednesday, December 9, 2009 2:01 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I don't think that looked like her. I see naked girls all the time in fact right now in my shower there are 5 naked girls.

And you're so effing stupid that you're sitting here typing on your computer...

'Nuff said.

TWO

Wednesday, December 9, 2009 2:55 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I don't think that looked like her. I see naked girls all the time in fact right now in my shower there are 5 naked girls.

I'm telling you, shower sex is over-rated. I blame Hollywood for filling the minds of young people with nonsense. Do you know how awkward it is when she has to stand on a bar of soap because she is short? Even worse (I suspect you have this problem) is when YOU have to stand on the soap. But Hollywood's not exaggerating about hot-tub sex, when it's a borrowed tub where someone else has to sanitize afterward. I've been banned from Nathan Fillon's. Such a fastidious prude from Canada.

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/2009/08/31/

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

KINGEICHOLZ

Wednesday, December 9, 2009 8:57 PM (P)

Summer wasn't really nude she had on a flesh color thong on and flesh color tape over her nipples.But what I don't understand is her parents were unhappy so she said she wasn't go to do that anymore? The girl is in her 20's and she still letting her parents run her life?

Biceps BIG!!

TWO

Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:08 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Summer... is in her 20's and she still letting her parents run her life?

It's not just Summer's parents! Producers (well, one producer) put the squeeze on Summer. Mr. Linen-suit, producer of Mammoth, a movie with Summer, has had a little bit too much celebration during a Premier.

Only half the picture is below. The other half , with mystery guests in it, can be found at http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=22349

KingEICHOLZ, you didn't even scoff at my Nathan story so I'll tell more.
Me and Nathan get along just fine when we're playing Halo. It's when we're breathing the same air that he has a problem with my cleanliness. That's probably why he calls me in game "Texas Crude" - I left a greasy, grimy ring in his hot tub.

Next day, Dec 10th, edit: Summer Glau has big ambition, else she'd be a housewife back in San Antonio, with Mom living close-by to babysit, same small ambition as billions of other women. Which reminds me -- River Tam seems ordinary in fan-fiction. Her world is limited to being Mal's wife, or piloting, or shooting bad guys. I think the fans could add some of Summer Glau's force to River Tam. River seems like she'll never rise higher than Captain's wife or Jayne's lover. The real Summer Glau has already surpassed, years ago, that commonplace achievement.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

ZARIEN85

Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:43 AM (P)

ummm... an 8x10 would make me happy shes hot costume or not

KINGEICHOLZ

Saturday, December 12, 2009 8:48 PM (P)

no that story did nothing for me but i'll tell what would why don't you make one up about you and summer playing strip poker and she keeps loesing.

TWO

Monday, December 14, 2009 12:25 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Why don't you make up a story about you and Summer playing strip poker and she keeps losing?

Because Summer doesn't lose? Because she's fiercely competitive? More precisely, KingEICHOLZ, I don't deal in your kind of sick sexual fantasies. My realistic story:

"Summer is a cardsharp. She beat me at strip poker. Each piece of clothing I lost she tossed into the burning fire-pit. I thought that was foreplay but I learned two hard lessons that night: When you're down to just pants, never bluff Summer, even if it is for her bikini top... And wear underwear.

When I begged for my pants, her boyfriend Cooper Reynolds punched me. I think he had a grudge about finding me playing cards with his woman. He's like a tattooed Maori warrior, temperamental. I drove home with a black eye, naked except for a bouquet of white Peruvian lilies I stole as I fled Summer's home. May the acrid chemical smoke from my vintage parachute pants stink-up the patio of her Malibu beach house... forever!"

Summer Carrying Bouquet http://www.whedon.info/Summer-Glau-Walk-with-Boyfriend.html

Carrying Summer Carrying Bouquet http://summer-glau.net/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-27476

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 1:27 AM (P)

You should have said i hit him back not saying that well you sound like a wimp.

push me and I push back

TWO

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 1:48 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
You should have said i hit him back not saying that well you sound like a wimp.

push me and I push back

If it were pure TV: As a stunt, Alan Tudyk plays two, me. He has done comedy in the nude before with "Death at a Funeral." He's perfect for the role and he actually knows Summer, so the possibility of playing poker at her house is reasonable.

Summer calls my (two's or Tudyk's) bluff in strip poker, wins the hand, demands I give up the pants. While I'm arguing that she cheated, Cooper walks behind me. He just arrived home and he “decks” me. It is a redwood deck, 20 feet above the beach, so I truly am “decked.” We break for commercial.

Return from commercial. I wake-up de-pants-ed, my pants smoldering in the firepit with my car keys and wallet still in the pockets.

Summer is inside the house, covering Cooper with kisses. “My super Cooper knocked him out cold! You're my hero!”

Cooper has his hand in a bucket of ice and water. I had hurt him badly with my face. We are even...

So there's no fight, just Cooper yelling, “Run, Chicken!” as the naked stuntman (me) leaps into my classic 1988 Saab 900 turbo convertible (pearl exterior) without opening the door. I burn rubber. Sexy Summer in a bikini clings to hunky Cooper as I, the comic relief, disappear into the Malibu afternoon. End of teaser.

http://summer-glau.net/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-2913

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

TWO

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 5:57 PM (P)

2005 Starfury - Serenity Squared - Heathrow
http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/58690.html

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 8:07 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by two:

Saw that picture this morning and was gonna post it and comment.
I love our Jewel, but the Fashion Police have gotta be all over that outfit. Those boots look like something out an Arctic Circle episode of Due South-- great for stomping around in snowdrifts. With all those legs out there, she'd freeze-- Oh, they're nice legs BTW, and nice knees, but even so... And the length of the sweater and shortness of the miniskirt, just not right... I hope the choices she made that day were comfortable, and made her happy, but they just don't work for me-- sorta 2 different messages at cross purposes...

Hope this doesn't get me on her list with KingE...

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 8:10 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:
Originally posted by two:

Saw that picture this morning and was gonna post it and comment.
I love our Jewel, but the Fashion Police have gotta be all over that outfit. Those boots look like something out an Arctic Circle episode of Due South-- great for stomping around in snowdrifts. With all those legs out there, she'd freeze-- Oh, they're nice legs BTW, and nice knees, but even so... And the length of the sweater and shortness of the miniskirt, just not right... I hope the choices she made that day were comfortable, and made her happy, but they just don't work for me-- sorta 2 different messages at cross purposes...

Hope this doesn't get me on her list with KingE...

This pic must a few years old because she looks a lot thiner then she does now.

KINGEICHOLZ

Friday, December 18, 2009 3:37 AM (P)

There you go again Two getting beat up again in your story now you seem to ne somewhat smart so what part of you sound like a wimp don't you understand?

TWO

Friday, December 18, 2009 1:43 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
There you go again Two getting beat up again in your story now you seem to ne somewhat smart so what part of you sound like a wimp don't you understand?

I prefer a role as villain or comic relief. Seems more... human. That's why I'm casting Tudyk to play "two." If I were claiming the hero role, that seems... braggadocio, which is a role for a king or a KingEICHOLZ. Now it is your turn - write some run-on sentences, KingEICHOLZ.

Isn't Jewel pretty when she plays Wraith Staite from StarGate Atlantis?
http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/57820.html

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

TWO

Saturday, December 19, 2009 1:11 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
... She looks a lot thinner then she does now.

KingEICHOLZ, remember Jewel called you a jerk because you called her fat in September on twitter? This comic is for YOU ...

2009/12/18 www.shermanslagoon.com

Special Bonus: Jewel's doggy, Teddy.
Picture DateTime - 2009:12:18 14:12:11 http://twitpic.com/u2rao

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

KINGEICHOLZ

Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:37 PM (P)

Never used the word ''fat'' But like most females she overrected . Cute dog by the way

TWO

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 6:14 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Never used the word ''fat'' But like most females she overreacted. Cute dog by the way

Clever disguise, KingEICHOLZ, changing your name to “eicholzking” and tweeting the following http://twitter.com/eicholzking :
@JewelStaite http://twitpic.com/u2rao - Cute dog Jewel but it looks like it's been gaining some weight HA HA GOT YA AGAIN! 2:55 PM Dec 19th from TwitPic

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

KINGEICHOLZ

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 7:06 PM (P)

It did fool her.

Thats why I went to Yale because i'm smart.

TWO

Monday, December 28, 2009 10:13 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
It did fool Jewel. Thats why I went to Yale because i'm smart.

KingEICHOLZ, in response to Jewel's photo titled "My Christmas Eve", you wrote back to her: "Jewel, shouldn't you be in the pic wearing a bikini?" - eicholzking on December 24, 2009 at http://twitpic.com/v0nc3

Jewel Staite in Bikini - http://apologiesdemanded.blogspot.com/2009/05/jewel-staite-in-bikini.h
tml

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 12:59 AM (P)

Nice try but that doesn't even look like her but I will post real pics of her on the beach in hawhye

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:18 AM (P)

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:19 AM (P)

KINGEICHOLZ

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 11:01 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by two:
Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
It did fool Jewel. Thats why I went to Yale because i'm smart.
KingEICHOLZ, in response to Jewel's photo titled "My Christmas Eve", you wrote back to her: "Jewel, shouldn't you be in the pic wearing a bikini?" - eicholzking on December 24, 2009 at http://twitpic.com/v0nc3

Jewel Staite in Bikini - http://apologiesdemanded.blogspot.com/2009/05/jewel-staite-in-bikini.h
tml

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

And for the record this ISN'T Jewel Staite.
It's Jewel Kilcher the singer/songwriter of which I am a fan.
Therefore making the original post pointless and misleading.

Just so you know.

TWO

Wednesday, January 26, 2011 12:14 PM (P)

There are Jewel Staite twitter pictures from http://community.livejournal.com/jewel_daily/23244.html

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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