CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #36

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, December 25, 2011 00:17
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, November 9, 2011 1:08 PM

Whoo! That was a close vote this round, but the tallies are in and BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER has eeked out a victory over some good competition! Congrats, BOBSC! I did make a tiny adjustment to the entry, as I think it really helps sell the caption! Enjoy the hi-larity!

And now on to round 36! Seems the Alliance is just laying down on the job again...

After the U-war, the Alliance made many cut backs in the military budget...including bunks.

Okay, that's my lead, now you have to follow!

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MUTT999

Wednesday, November 9, 2011 5:13 PM

Congrats BOBSC!!

Jayne(os): "Psycho on the loose?"
Mal(os): "No, River's meatloaf."

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 9, 2011 6:21 PM

WAY TO GO, BOBSC!!

Birthday parties in space are more fun when you rent the Big Bounce and go visiting.

bun
sorry

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Wednesday, November 9, 2011 8:30 PM

Thanks to those that voted and to TCM for my weekly time killer

Quote:

Bert didn't really understand the "Spring Forward, Fall Back" phrase of Daylight savings time.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:50 PM

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Another Ghaddfi impersonator bites the dust.
"My Elvis is much better. Wanna see it?"

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, November 10, 2011 6:21 PM

Mal(os): We're definitely on the right track, Yosaffbridge has certainly passed through here...

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 10, 2011 11:44 PM

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This is what happens if you don't pick up your little toy men before your mom vacuums your room.

bun

WHOZIT

Friday, November 11, 2011 12:04 AM

My God he's dead.....can I have his watch?

PEACEKEEPER

Friday, November 11, 2011 2:56 PM

MAL:Yo,Purplebelly.You gotta wait til there's WATER in it before you try SLIDING down it!!!(aside)Jeez, these guys won the war HOW????

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, November 11, 2011 4:11 PM

LOL YOU GUYS! KEEP 'EM COMING!!

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Professional in closed tube. Don't try this at home.

bunski

EBFIDDLER

Friday, November 11, 2011 5:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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This is what happens if you don't pick up your little toy men before your mom vacuums your room.

bun

The BEST caption! ROFL! (*goes to vacuum son's room*)

MUTT999

Friday, November 11, 2011 6:03 PM

How many Alliance officers does it take to kill a space Slinky? Apparently more than one.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 12, 2011 1:07 AM

Can't help this. It's a genuine FF reference.

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Per Inara's wish, Mal will return as a polyp, but he won't last long.
Doc (OS) I think I got it all.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:32 AM

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As he lost consciousness, Trooper Smith realized he wasn't about to find out what it was like to go down
the gullet of a sandworm.

bun

MUTT999

Saturday, November 12, 2011 5:36 PM

...and as he slept, he dreamt of finding fugitives under placemats, and pie.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:39 PM

/././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././.
It looked as if Occupy Dortmunder was off to a rocky start.

bun

PDCHARLES

Monday, November 14, 2011 9:29 PM

Gratz BOBSC!

OK... Vacuum, spring forward and fall back, and placemats have me rollin in here. I may need medical attention soon.

Looking back, Elliot pondered E.T.'s true intentions.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:55 AM

Ariel Alliance HVAC School is known throughout the 'Verse for its rigorous hazardous duty training.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 7:17 PM

bump

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 16, 2011 7:27 PM

V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^
(OS1) Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah...
(OS2) Don't sneeze!!!
(OS1) CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, November 17, 2011 6:46 AM

Lt. Crane, a.k.a. Yosaffbridge's 143rd husband

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BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Thursday, November 17, 2011 3:07 PM

Quote:

Bert was excited when he was accepted to the Alliance Miniaturization Academy, until he learned he would be a colonoscopy technician.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, November 17, 2011 5:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemComputer:
Quote:

Bert was excited when he was accepted to the Alliance Miniaturization Academy, until he learned he would be a colonoscopy technician.

Dude. That is so wrong. And I am laughing out loud. Also wrong.

BWAH!

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Thursday, November 17, 2011 5:41 PM

River(os): One by One, tumble dry...

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MISSTRESSAHARA

Thursday, November 17, 2011 9:40 PM

STARGATE'S ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THIS!

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~~~~If I'm a bitch, life just got interesting.~~~~~

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, November 18, 2011 10:33 PM

Slip-sliding toward the event horizon...

bun

WHOZIT

Saturday, November 19, 2011 1:52 PM

We need new captions, something with Summer?

GREENKA61

Saturday, November 19, 2011 3:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

FOX executives were left scratching their heads when "Turkey Torpor: The Reality Show" wasn't the ratings bonanza they had hoped for.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 19, 2011 5:10 PM

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
Pvt. Smith fell afoul of the secret portal under Mal's placemat.

bun
whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, November 19, 2011 7:08 PM

Quote:
whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)

For example...

River(os): This is what happens when you try to walk up the down slide...

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WHOZIT

Saturday, November 19, 2011 8:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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Pvt. Smith fell afoul of the secret portal under Mal's placemat.

bun
whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)

No.....so there!

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, November 22, 2011 4:55 AM

Voice OS: I told you he'd go down counter-clockwise!

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:45 PM

bumpies!
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
And if you're not in the US, happy something, anyway. Lift a glass to family and friends, mash a potato, cream an onion, candy a yam...

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, November 25, 2011 1:58 AM

In theme with the holiday...

Even 500 years in the future, mankind still celebrated Thanksgiving the same way...eating until one passes out.

Happy T-Day to everyone! :)

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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, November 25, 2011 8:41 PM

Col. Babbage miscalculated his ability to share the transit tube with flatulence from a post-meal Jayne.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, November 28, 2011 8:12 PM

Cpl. Hubbard was not up to stuffing the Giant Space Turkey

bun

PDCHARLES

Monday, November 28, 2011 10:02 PM

Looks like its time for Old School Movie theft....

Men at work Homage yup, could been the earlier "Better Off Dead"
OS Voice: Aww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

OR

Spaceballs
Previously unreleased, this Mega Maid footage was cut due to a tragic studio accident.

OR

and my final block o' Munster...
Sixth Sense
I see Fed people.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, November 29, 2011 5:06 PM

LOL@pdc

bun

WHOZIT

Wednesday, November 30, 2011 12:06 AM

When the sub USS Bumfuck ran out of torpedos they decided to use Phil.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:20 PM

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SGT. MOONDOGGIE (groggily): Dreamed of a tube like this all my life, but my board's at home a light-year away.

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8:50 PM

Quote:

(Bert) "TRUST FALL!"

(Zoe OS) "I can't believe we lost the war to these guys."

WHOZIT

Wednesday, November 30, 2011 11:14 PM

"Stargate Fresno" coming Wendsdays at 9 p.m. on Syfy

Syfy Channel: We Suck

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 1, 2011 3:29 AM

LOL you guys!!

"Occupy Ariel" wasn't kind to Sgt. Pepper-Spray

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, December 2, 2011 11:52 PM

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Patience, Mr. Marek; natural peristalsis will take care of it in time.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, December 5, 2011 4:27 AM

"You promised me a rabbit. You prooooo-o-o-o-o"

bun
"some days you get the rabbit; some days you get..."

MUTT999

Tuesday, December 6, 2011 4:13 PM

Mal shot first.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 6, 2011 6:57 PM

noooooooooooooo, Mutt, noooooooooooooooo!

bun
flyin' solo

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 8, 2011 6:48 AM

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Lost on his way to the loo, Pvt. Heffelfinger had a surprise encounter in
a back hallway with a young lady who caressed him with a cosh.

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, December 9, 2011 5:11 PM

Wow, I'm gonna have my work cut out for me narrowing down finalists in these Tightpants!

Keep 'em coming folks! I'll be setting up voting Saturday night/Sunday sometime so there's still time to flash your genius!

Wash: Feds really don't understand the concept of "YouTube", do they?

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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, December 9, 2011 5:44 PM

What part of "Turn off all electronic devices" don't you understand?
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Fed through a tube
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bun
think about it

WHOZIT

Friday, December 9, 2011 11:03 PM

Phil thought riding his motorcycle in the funhouse would be a great idea, now he's dead.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, December 10, 2011 3:25 AM

Quote:
Fed through a tube
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bun
think about it

If it were solely up to me, that would win right there. Absolutely Caption Tightastic! That embodies the very spirit of this game in every way. Shiny. ;)

BWAH!

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:29 PM

hehe.
'twas originally a note to self to elaborate it, then seemed okay alone.

bun
may you be free of chipmunk music

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, December 11, 2011 6:45 AM

Still, nicely done, Bun. :)

Okay, Tightpantsers, listen up! It's voting time! Yes, that other favorite half besides captioning and reading captions! Huh...makes that a third...right then! Our other favorite third besides captioning, reading captions and anticipating the winner/new screen cap to be captioned! Wait...that's four parts...oh hell with it, NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Now VOTE! :P

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1132817

P.S. Couldn't help it, but a couple of you have multiple finalist. Some mighty fine captions!

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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 2:33 AM

Bump!
Okay, friends.
1)Go here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1132817
2)Vote
3)Post here to bump the thread to keep it visible on the first page where everybody can find it.
4) Pat yourself on your big, broad back.

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 6:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Fed through a tube

That is awesome Bun. Ya got my vote

bump diddy bump diddy bump bump bump

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, December 14, 2011 11:22 PM

'Twere not so much, but TQVM!!!
Herewith, a boring repetition:
Bump!
Okay, friends.
1)Go here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1132817
2)Vote
3)Post here to bump the thread to keep it visible on the first page where everybody can find it.
4) Pat yourself on your big, broad back.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, December 18, 2011 7:26 AM

Or if you're not voting, just leave a snippy note and we can beg the threadhead to wind it up.

Copy and Bump!
Okay, friends.
1)Go here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1132817
2)Vote
3)Post here to bump the thread to keep it visible on the first page where everybody can find it.
4) Pat yourself on your big, broad back.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 2:17 AM

bump

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 22, 2011 8:21 PM

bump

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, December 23, 2011 11:32 PM

Hey folks! Holidays keeping me hopping! Is it Christmas? Yep. But I'll get our winner and last Tightpants for 2011 up sometime tonight/tomorrow. :)

Hope everyone has a fun, happy and safe holiday season!

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, December 25, 2011 12:17 AM

Have a good Christmas or whatever, TCM, and all the caption artists and artistes here.

bun