CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #36

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, December 25, 2011 00:17
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Whoo! That was a close vote this round, but the tallies are in and BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER has eeked out a victory over some good competition! Congrats, BOBSC! I did make a tiny adjustment to the entry, as I think it really helps sell the caption! Enjoy the hi-larity!



And now on to round 36! Seems the Alliance is just laying down on the job again...



After the U-war, the Alliance made many cut backs in the military budget...including bunks.

Okay, that's my lead, now you have to follow!

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Congrats BOBSC!!



Jayne(os): "Psycho on the loose?"
Mal(os): "No, River's meatloaf."

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WAY TO GO, BOBSC!!




Birthday parties in space are more fun when you rent the Big Bounce and go visiting.

bun
sorry

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Thanks to those that voted and to TCM for my weekly time killer

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Bert didn't really understand the "Spring Forward, Fall Back" phrase of Daylight savings time.

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Another Ghaddfi impersonator bites the dust.
"My Elvis is much better. Wanna see it?"


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Mal(os): We're definitely on the right track, Yosaffbridge has certainly passed through here...



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This is what happens if you don't pick up your little toy men before your mom vacuums your room.

bun

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My God he's dead.....can I have his watch?

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MAL:Yo,Purplebelly.You gotta wait til there's WATER in it before you try SLIDING down it!!!(aside)Jeez, these guys won the war HOW????


Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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LOL YOU GUYS! KEEP 'EM COMING!!


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Professional in closed tube. Don't try this at home.

bunski

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This is what happens if you don't pick up your little toy men before your mom vacuums your room.

bun

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The BEST caption! ROFL! (*goes to vacuum son's room*)

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How many Alliance officers does it take to kill a space Slinky? Apparently more than one.

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Can't help this. It's a genuine FF reference.


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Per Inara's wish, Mal will return as a polyp, but he won't last long.
Doc (OS) I think I got it all.

bun

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As he lost consciousness, Trooper Smith realized he wasn't about to find out what it was like to go down
the gullet of a sandworm.

bun

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...and as he slept, he dreamt of finding fugitives under placemats, and pie.

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It looked as if Occupy Dortmunder was off to a rocky start.

bun

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Gratz BOBSC!

OK... Vacuum, spring forward and fall back, and placemats have me rollin in here. I may need medical attention soon.



Looking back, Elliot pondered E.T.'s true intentions.

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Ariel Alliance HVAC School is known throughout the 'Verse for its rigorous hazardous duty training.

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bump

bun

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(OS1) Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah...
(OS2) Don't sneeze!!!
(OS1) CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


bun

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Lt. Crane, a.k.a. Yosaffbridge's 143rd husband

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Bert was excited when he was accepted to the Alliance Miniaturization Academy, until he learned he would be a colonoscopy technician.

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Bert was excited when he was accepted to the Alliance Miniaturization Academy, until he learned he would be a colonoscopy technician.

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Dude. That is so wrong. And I am laughing out loud. Also wrong.


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River(os): One by One, tumble dry...

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STARGATE'S ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THIS!

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~~~~If I'm a bitch, life just got interesting.~~~~~

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Slip-sliding toward the event horizon...


bun

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We need new captions, something with Summer?

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FOX executives were left scratching their heads when "Turkey Torpor: The Reality Show" wasn't the ratings bonanza they had hoped for.

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Pvt. Smith fell afoul of the secret portal under Mal's placemat.

bun
whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)

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whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)

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For example...


River(os): This is what happens when you try to walk up the down slide...

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Pvt. Smith fell afoul of the secret portal under Mal's placemat.

bun
whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)

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No.....so there!

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Voice OS: I told you he'd go down counter-clockwise!

bun

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bumpies!
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
And if you're not in the US, happy something, anyway. Lift a glass to family and friends, mash a potato, cream an onion, candy a yam...

bun

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In theme with the holiday...

Even 500 years in the future, mankind still celebrated Thanksgiving the same way...eating until one passes out.


Happy T-Day to everyone! :)



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Col. Babbage miscalculated his ability to share the transit tube with flatulence from a post-meal Jayne.


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Cpl. Hubbard was not up to stuffing the Giant Space Turkey

bun

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Looks like its time for Old School Movie theft....


Men at work Homage yup, could been the earlier "Better Off Dead"
OS Voice: Aww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

OR

Spaceballs
Previously unreleased, this Mega Maid footage was cut due to a tragic studio accident.

OR

and my final block o' Munster...
Sixth Sense
I see Fed people.

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LOL@pdc

bun

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When the sub USS Bumfuck ran out of torpedos they decided to use Phil.

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SGT. MOONDOGGIE (groggily): Dreamed of a tube like this all my life, but my board's at home a light-year away.

bun

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(Bert) "TRUST FALL!"

(Zoe OS) "I can't believe we lost the war to these guys."

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"Stargate Fresno" coming Wendsdays at 9 p.m. on Syfy

Syfy Channel: We Suck

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LOL you guys!!



"Occupy Ariel" wasn't kind to Sgt. Pepper-Spray

bun

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Patience, Mr. Marek; natural peristalsis will take care of it in time.


bun

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"You promised me a rabbit. You prooooo-o-o-o-o"

bun
"some days you get the rabbit; some days you get..."

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Mal shot first.

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noooooooooooooo, Mutt, noooooooooooooooo!

bun
flyin' solo

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Lost on his way to the loo, Pvt. Heffelfinger had a surprise encounter in
a back hallway with a young lady who caressed him with a cosh.

bun

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Wow, I'm gonna have my work cut out for me narrowing down finalists in these Tightpants!

Keep 'em coming folks! I'll be setting up voting Saturday night/Sunday sometime so there's still time to flash your genius!


Wash: Feds really don't understand the concept of "YouTube", do they?


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What part of "Turn off all electronic devices" don't you understand?
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Fed through a tube
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bun
think about it

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Phil thought riding his motorcycle in the funhouse would be a great idea, now he's dead.

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bun
think about it

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If it were solely up to me, that would win right there. Absolutely Caption Tightastic! That embodies the very spirit of this game in every way. Shiny. ;)


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hehe.
'twas originally a note to self to elaborate it, then seemed okay alone.

bun
may you be free of chipmunk music

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Still, nicely done, Bun. :)

Okay, Tightpantsers, listen up! It's voting time! Yes, that other favorite half besides captioning and reading captions! Huh...makes that a third...right then! Our other favorite third besides captioning, reading captions and anticipating the winner/new screen cap to be captioned! Wait...that's four parts...oh hell with it, NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Now VOTE! :P

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1132817

P.S. Couldn't help it, but a couple of you have multiple finalist. Some mighty fine captions!

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Bump!
Okay, friends.
1)Go here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1132817
2)Vote
3)Post here to bump the thread to keep it visible on the first page where everybody can find it.
4) Pat yourself on your big, broad back.


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That is awesome Bun. Ya got my vote

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'Twere not so much, but TQVM!!!
Herewith, a boring repetition:
Bump!
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1)Go here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1132817
2)Vote
3)Post here to bump the thread to keep it visible on the first page where everybody can find it.
4) Pat yourself on your big, broad back.






bun

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Or if you're not voting, just leave a snippy note and we can beg the threadhead to wind it up.

Copy and Bump!
Okay, friends.
1)Go here
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1132817
2)Vote
3)Post here to bump the thread to keep it visible on the first page where everybody can find it.
4) Pat yourself on your big, broad back.



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Hey folks! Holidays keeping me hopping! Is it Christmas? Yep. But I'll get our winner and last Tightpants for 2011 up sometime tonight/tomorrow. :)

Hope everyone has a fun, happy and safe holiday season!


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Have a good Christmas or whatever, TCM, and all the caption artists and artistes here.

bun

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