THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #117 - A Doctor a Day....

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, March 24, 2012 20:11
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Hello everyone!

Welcome to another new round!!

First off, our respects to last Round, where the winner was...

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!!!



Nathan- I'm telling you, If we were conjoined twins, I could think smile and you would do this.

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CONGRATS!!

As for the new Round, we find a Doctor who never carries (or should never carry) a gun - no - not THAT Doctor!



"As Simon tried to look impressive for Kaylee, little did he know the danger behind him as Kaylee was armed, inexperienced with a loaded gun with the saftey off, and was about to sneeze..."

HAVE FUN!!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Congrats, BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER.



Simon: I said take two and call me in the morning. And if you EVER infect Kaylee again ....

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Salute BOBSC!!




Kaylee: "Um, Simon, there's a blue and pink thingy heading right for y..."
Simon: "Kaylee, please, I'm trying to shoot kneecaps!"
Kaylee: "Yeah...uh...good luck with that."

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Thanks for the nod and a special thanks to all who play along. It's nice to know I can swing by here for a laugh when needed.

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Sean- Cancel another one of my shows before the season finale. I dare you.

Jewel- I thought you said this was a con photo op?

Sean- Shut up and watch the door.

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Jewel! I see your reflection in the glass and you're pointing that dam thing at my head!

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Simon: FREEZE!!! Um, not you Kaylee.

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Gratz to BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!!! I voted for it!


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KAYLEE: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains! I need braaaaaaaaaains!

bun

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Simon: Simon says drop your gun!


No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Simon: "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the..."
Kaylee: "Simon! Really?"
Simon : "Okay, okay."

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KAYLEE: Those muscles! Ah-ah-ahhhh....
SIMON: Not again! Breathe into your paper bag!


bun

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Kaylee- 15 shots and he didn't hit anything. I wonder if I can sign him up for the Academy.

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Director (OS): "CUT!! Sean, bean enchiladas for lunch again?"

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Sean and Jewel's new TV crime-law-medical drama titled "Crime fighting Doctor and his Lawyer" was canceled during the opening credits.

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Kaylee reconsiders swapping septic vat duty for a mission with Simon.

bun
it seemed like a good idea at the time

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Sean was doing his best Jack Bauer impression. Unfortunately,
Jewel spoiled the take by doing her best Jerry Lewis impression.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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KAYLEE: No, that gun doesn't make your uh uh uh uh uh


bun

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KAYLEE: Eek! These are real guns!!
SIMON: Yes. What did you think they were?
KAYLEE: I thought we were here to do PG Porn for James Gunn.

bun

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Kaylee: "Simon, someone taped a bull's-eye on your back."
Simon: "Jayne!"

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Congrats, BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER! :)



SIMON: "Just like the Captain said, Kaylee: aim to misbehave!"
KAYLEE: "Um, Simon, you think you can take care of that spider there first?"


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Simon: You can't take the sky from me! No, I'm serious, put the sky down!

OR

No power in the 'verse will keep Simon from his birthday cake!

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LOL, Mutt, Asarian, Ryce!
Bumping 'er up just a tad bit.

bun

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Oh, I love all of these! You peeps are utterly shiny!

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Simon: Easy now. One step closer and I'll let Kaylee here play Terraformer with your doppelganger.

Bad Guy: Um... what?

Kaylee: (sigh) Simon, You really need to work on your one-liners. ...and... eww.

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*Simon's pants split open*
Kaylee: OH GO SE! Boils and the like! Gross!

BWAH!
TCM


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Kaylee finally realized that the morning before a big shoot-out was not the best time to switch to decaf.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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After Simon shot the bad guy Kaylee gave him a round of applause...and accidently shot him in the back of the head.

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Gross, indeed, TCM.
Simon would have the most perfect yummy buns ever.

bun
who knows buns better??

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ummmp

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"Dear Diary, Today I shot kneecaps and Kaylee wet her pants."

bun

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Kaylee: "I just can't shoot straight and make a cat's cradle at the same time!"
Simon: "That's okay, I can't shoot straight, period."
Kaylee: "Huh?"

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KAYLEE: I just remembered I forgot to take anything out of the freezer for dinner!

bun

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KAYLEE: Simon, I can't stand it anymore, having to put up inane captions to keep the thread bumped!!1!

bun

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:
KAYLEE: Simon, I can't stand it anymore, having to put up inane captions to keep the thread bumped!!1!
bun

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LOL! Best...bump...ever! (actually, it would get my vote for best caption also!)

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TQ, but there are far better upthread, including some of your very own.

bun

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KAYLEE: Yes, Simon, I'm trying to follow your example and OH MY GOD what is that with those glowing pink things on top???

bun

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Simon: I said FREEZE, Kaylee, not SNEEZE!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Hello Folks!

Voting up tomorrow!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Kaylee: "Simon! Don't shoot! COT said they vote tomorrow!"
Simon: "Vote? Who's voting? And for what? And why am I pointing a gun at the inside of an LCD screen for 20 days?"
Kaylee: (sigh)

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SIMON: Gonna GET those people putting words in my mouth!
KAYLEE: They're not over there - - they're down below!!1!





bun

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Voting Time everyone!

Great Round!! Many snort-in-drink-worthy greats!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1134567&sparkKey=04ca21
cf20151c353f4c46c5a5490818b0

Vote for TWO!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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SIMON: I'm pointing right at it!
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Okay. Go vote. Keep the thread bumped.

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http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1134567&sparkKey=04ca21
cf20151c353f4c46c5a5490818b0

Vote for TWO!!

-COT



bun

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Vote bump

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vote
bump
repeat

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ditto

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bumpa lumpa

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votey-bumpy

bun-y

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voter-upper

::sigh::

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Simon: "Can't....hold....gun....much....longer.........."

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SIMON: I'm going for toecaps, actually
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Yes, that's lame. So vote, and get this over with!
Heh.

bun-the-bumper-baby

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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Voting Time everyone!

Great Round!! Many snort-in-drink-worthy greats!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1134567&sparkKey=04ca21
cf20151c353f4c46c5a5490818b0

Vote for TWO!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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vote
post here to bump


bun

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Ka-ditto!!!

bunsie

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BUMPITY!

Vote while you can - a new round will be up tomorrow!!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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