THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #117 - A Doctor a Day....

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, March 24, 2012 20:11
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, February 11, 2012 1:08 AM (P)

Hello everyone!

Welcome to another new round!!

First off, our respects to last Round, where the winner was...

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!!!

Nathan- I'm telling you, If we were conjoined twins, I could think smile and you would do this.

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CONGRATS!!

As for the new Round, we find a Doctor who never carries (or should never carry) a gun - no - not THAT Doctor!

"As Simon tried to look impressive for Kaylee, little did he know the danger behind him as Kaylee was armed, inexperienced with a loaded gun with the saftey off, and was about to sneeze..."

HAVE FUN!!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

MENDUR

Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:36 AM (P)

Congrats, BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER.

Simon: I said take two and call me in the morning. And if you EVER infect Kaylee again ....

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

MUTT999

Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:16 PM (P)

Salute BOBSC!!

Kaylee: "Um, Simon, there's a blue and pink thingy heading right for y..."
Simon: "Kaylee, please, I'm trying to shoot kneecaps!"
Kaylee: "Yeah...uh...good luck with that."

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:22 PM (P)

Thanks for the nod and a special thanks to all who play along. It's nice to know I can swing by here for a laugh when needed.

Quote:

Sean- Cancel another one of my shows before the season finale. I dare you.

Jewel- I thought you said this was a con photo op?

Sean- Shut up and watch the door.

WHOZIT

Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:49 PM (P)

Jewel! I see your reflection in the glass and you're pointing that dam thing at my head!

PDCHARLES

Sunday, February 12, 2012 3:00 PM (P)

Simon: FREEZE!!! Um, not you Kaylee.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 12, 2012 8:08 PM (P)

Gratz to BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!!! I voted for it!

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KAYLEE: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains! I need braaaaaaaaaains!

bun

RYCE

Sunday, February 12, 2012 9:12 PM (P)

Simon: Simon says drop your gun!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

MUTT999

Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:44 PM (P)

Simon: "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the..."
Kaylee: "Simon! Really?"
Simon : "Okay, okay."

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 13, 2012 4:15 PM (P)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KAYLEE: Those muscles! Ah-ah-ahhhh....
SIMON: Not again! Breathe into your paper bag!

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Monday, February 13, 2012 5:46 PM (P)

Quote:

Kaylee- 15 shots and he didn't hit anything. I wonder if I can sign him up for the Academy.

MUTT999

Monday, February 13, 2012 10:46 PM (P)

Director (OS): "CUT!! Sean, bean enchiladas for lunch again?"

WHOZIT

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:21 AM (P)

Sean and Jewel's new TV crime-law-medical drama titled "Crime fighting Doctor and his Lawyer" was canceled during the opening credits.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 5:04 PM (P)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Kaylee reconsiders swapping septic vat duty for a mission with Simon.

bun
it seemed like a good idea at the time

MENDUR

Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:28 AM (P)

Sean was doing his best Jack Bauer impression. Unfortunately,
Jewel spoiled the take by doing her best Jerry Lewis impression.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 15, 2012 1:55 AM (P)

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KAYLEE: No, that gun doesn't make your uh uh uh uh uh

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 18, 2012 1:58 AM (P)

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KAYLEE: Eek! These are real guns!!
SIMON: Yes. What did you think they were?
KAYLEE: I thought we were here to do PG Porn for James Gunn.

bun

MUTT999

Saturday, February 18, 2012 12:45 PM (P)

Kaylee: "Simon, someone taped a bull's-eye on your back."
Simon: "Jayne!"

ASARIAN

Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:39 AM (P)

Congrats, BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER! :)

SIMON: "Just like the Captain said, Kaylee: aim to misbehave!"
KAYLEE: "Um, Simon, you think you can take care of that spider there first?"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

RYCE

Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:05 PM (P)

Simon: You can't take the sky from me! No, I'm serious, put the sky down!

OR

No power in the 'verse will keep Simon from his birthday cake!

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, February 21, 2012 4:57 AM (P)

LOL, Mutt, Asarian, Ryce!
Bumping 'er up just a tad bit.

bun

ANONYMOUSE

Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:02 PM (P)

Oh, I love all of these! You peeps are utterly shiny!

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, February 21, 2012 7:04 PM (P)

Simon: Easy now. One step closer and I'll let Kaylee here play Terraformer with your doppelganger.

Bad Guy: Um... what?

Kaylee: (sigh) Simon, You really need to work on your one-liners. ...and... eww.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:04 PM (P)

*Simon's pants split open*
Kaylee: OH GO SE! Boils and the like! Gross!

BWAH!
TCM

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DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:00 PM (P)

Kaylee finally realized that the morning before a big shoot-out was not the best time to switch to decaf.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

WHOZIT

Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:19 PM (P)

After Simon shot the bad guy Kaylee gave him a round of applause...and accidently shot him in the back of the head.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 22, 2012 11:10 PM (P)

Gross, indeed, TCM.
Simon would have the most perfect yummy buns ever.

bun
who knows buns better??

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Thursday, February 23, 2012 3:14 PM (P)

ummmp

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, February 24, 2012 5:52 PM (P)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dear Diary, Today I shot kneecaps and Kaylee wet her pants."

bun

MUTT999

Friday, February 24, 2012 11:48 PM (P)

Kaylee: "I just can't shoot straight and make a cat's cradle at the same time!"
Simon: "That's okay, I can't shoot straight, period."
Kaylee: "Huh?"

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 25, 2012 11:04 PM (P)

KAYLEE: I just remembered I forgot to take anything out of the freezer for dinner!

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 27, 2012 12:51 AM (P)

KAYLEE: Simon, I can't stand it anymore, having to put up inane captions to keep the thread bumped!!1!

bun

MUTT999

Monday, February 27, 2012 2:53 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
KAYLEE: Simon, I can't stand it anymore, having to put up inane captions to keep the thread bumped!!1!
bun

LOL! Best...bump...ever! (actually, it would get my vote for best caption also!)

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 27, 2012 6:09 AM (P)

TQ, but there are far better upthread, including some of your very own.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:59 AM (P)

KAYLEE: Yes, Simon, I'm trying to follow your example and OH MY GOD what is that with those glowing pink things on top???

bun

RYCE

Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:59 PM (P)

Simon: I said FREEZE, Kaylee, not SNEEZE!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, March 1, 2012 11:57 PM (P)

Hello Folks!

Voting up tomorrow!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

MUTT999

Friday, March 2, 2012 12:31 AM (P)

Kaylee: "Simon! Don't shoot! COT said they vote tomorrow!"
Simon: "Vote? Who's voting? And for what? And why am I pointing a gun at the inside of an LCD screen for 20 days?"
Kaylee: (sigh)

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 2, 2012 5:39 PM (P)

SIMON: Gonna GET those people putting words in my mouth!
KAYLEE: They're not over there - - they're down below!!1!

bun

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, March 2, 2012 10:49 PM (P)

Voting Time everyone!

Great Round!! Many snort-in-drink-worthy greats!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1134567&sparkKey=04ca21
cf20151c353f4c46c5a5490818b0

Vote for TWO!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 3, 2012 11:00 PM (P)

SIMON: I'm pointing right at it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Okay. Go vote. Keep the thread bumped.

_________________________________________________
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1134567&sparkKey=04ca21
cf20151c353f4c46c5a5490818b0

Vote for TWO!!

-COT

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Monday, March 5, 2012 6:18 AM (P)

Vote bump

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 6, 2012 3:06 AM (P)

vote
bump
repeat

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 8, 2012 9:28 PM (P)

ditto

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 10, 2012 7:26 PM (P)

bumpa lumpa

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, March 11, 2012 8:31 PM (P)

votey-bumpy

bun-y

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:26 AM (P)

voter-upper

::sigh::

MUTT999

Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:33 AM (P)

Simon: "Can't....hold....gun....much....longer.........."

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (P)

SIMON: I'm going for toecaps, actually
?????????????????????????????????????????
Yes, that's lame. So vote, and get this over with!
Heh.

bun-the-bumper-baby

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, March 18, 2012 9:15 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Voting Time everyone!

Great Round!! Many snort-in-drink-worthy greats!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1134567&sparkKey=04ca21
cf20151c353f4c46c5a5490818b0

Vote for TWO!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

vote
post here to bump

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:34 AM (P)

Ka-ditto!!!

bunsie

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, March 24, 2012 8:11 PM (P)

BUMPITY!

Vote while you can - a new round will be up tomorrow!!!

-COT

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com