CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #44

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, February 16, 2013 18:26
VIEWED: 18549
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, August 27, 2012 3:38 PM (P)

Looks like BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER (aka BOBSC) is back to their old winning ways! Check out this great winning entry!!!

Congrats, BOBSC! Another trophy for your virtual wall!

Now we move on to week 44...and an opportunity to make your own mark in Caption Tightpants (no skid marks, please!!) and add something witty to this shot of Zoe:

Zoe: It's easy Shepherd, you just put your lips together and blow. Like this... *bfffthhbbbbthbbppptthhtthpphthbb*

Okay, not really funny unless we put some spit in there, so do one better! I know you can!

MUTT999

Monday, August 27, 2012 9:07 PM (P)

Congratz BOBSC!!

Zoe: "Thish ish the lasht time you mwake the lemonwade, Shwepherd!"

WHOZIT

Monday, August 27, 2012 10:37 PM (P)

Way to go BOBSC

When Ron asked Gina if she took Collagen injections she blew him a kiss...just before she kicked him in the balls.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 8:01 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe (whistling like a bird): Here birdie, come down out of the preachers hair.
River (off screen): It ate it, it ate the bird, the snow has developed a taste for meat!

WHOZIT

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 9:35 PM (P)

Unable to top REAVERINA1985RIVIERA's caption WHOZIT throws in the towel Joss can't top that one.

M52NICKERSON

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:13 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

The wax mannequin of Zoe always made Shepherd Book uneasy.

I do not fear God, I fear the ignorance of man.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:52 PM (P)

Thanks to those who voted.

Quote:

Book- Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

MUTT999

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 5:05 PM (P)

Not only can Zoe kill you with her pinky, she can also blow lint off your shoulder from three feet away!

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Wednesday, September 5, 2012 12:02 AM (P)

Quote:

Book: So Wash was the leaf and you were the wind. That makes so much more sense now.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 5, 2012 8:52 PM (P)

Congrats, BOBSC!

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ZOE: Oo, oo, oo, Shepherd; You seem to know a lot
about the entrance requirements for the Special Hell.
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bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:54 PM (P)

ZOE loves to stop on Santho; it gives her a chance to
stock up on their heavy-duty bubble gum, then take all
Book's money in a blowing contest.

bun

M52NICKERSON

Tuesday, September 11, 2012 11:52 PM (P)

Book - So, that botox treatment not working so well?

I do not fear God, I fear the ignorance of man.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, September 18, 2012 6:40 PM (P)

Well done, Gallowalker!

ZOE: Prononcez "eu, eu, eu....un peu." You just gotta
hold your mouth right.

bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, September 21, 2012 4:01 AM (P)

Quote:

Book: What are you doing?

Zoe: Blowing an Anniversary kiss to Browncoats everywhere.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Thursday, October 4, 2012 1:05 PM (P)

Bump

RYCE

Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:16 PM (P)

Zoe: Shepherd, I would advise against trying Kaylee's new lemon drops, else you'll get stuck looking like this

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

MUTT999

Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:56 PM (P)

Zoe: "Pheew! Shepherd. We were so far back in the threads I thought we were at the DMV."

RYCE

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 2:12 PM (P)

Zoe: ...when she could endure no more ecstasy, she puffed up her cheeks and blew out the sky.
Shepherd: Whoa, good myth.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, October 25, 2012 8:24 AM (P)

Hi everyone,

I'm sorry I've been out of the world a while. Seems I've got yet another real life issue on my plate. My daughter is going to require surgery on her back because of a birth defect that has affected her spine. That's the bad news, the good news is it means she will be better and it won't hinder her in anyway as she continues to grow up after she recovers.

Of course the relevance to this is that I will have even less free time than I do now. So I will try to get the voting up on this round sometime in the next few days, and then we'll have maybe our final winner. If, when all is said and done, in about 6 months, assuming normal recovery, I may reboot the game. If not, thank you for all the years of fun, and for keeping me a part of this community I love so very much.

Browncoats, you have always been, and always will be, my Big Damn Heroes. :)

BWAH!
TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 3, 2012 11:39 PM (P)

Binder???

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 17, 2012 6:45 PM (P)

You moooved the Twinkies?

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:53 PM (P)

BUMP!!
The caption games have slid backward toward the Special Hell.
We need to keep them up front so if anyone's in the mood they're handy for the capping.
We've had some real champions here over the years, and perhaps the influx of new posters contains one or more of the crazy-brain genii it takes to run a real contest.

bun
keeping the candles lit for TCM and family...

RYCE

Tuesday, November 27, 2012 4:09 AM (P)

Zoe: For there never was a story of more woe, than this of Wash and his Zoe.
Book: That poem is sending you to the special hell.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, November 30, 2012 7:12 AM (P)

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Sooooooup? You want my recipe for Wife Soooooup?

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TCM, please let us know how your daughter is faring.
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bun
if you're sick of my pathetic captions, join in with some of your own.

VERSEEXPLORER

Sunday, December 2, 2012 5:30 AM (P)

Really? You're really going to the Cabin in the Wooooods?

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 3:20 AM (P)

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TCM, please let us know how your daughter is faring.
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:-)

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 8:59 PM (P)

bump

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, January 1, 2013 3:02 AM (P)

Re-bump

bun

RYCE

Sunday, January 6, 2013 12:03 AM (P)

Can I get a w00t w00t?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, January 6, 2013 7:54 PM (P)

ZOE: Whooo are you? Oo-oo, oo-oo?

bun
we really wanna know...

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, January 11, 2013 4:42 PM (P)

ZOE: Have you ever been with a WWWWWarrior WWWWWoman?

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, January 20, 2013 5:50 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
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TCM, please let us know how your daughter is faring.
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:-)

Sorry, I've had so much on my plate the last month, but I am happy to report she is doing REMARKABLE. She is to the point, just a month following the surgery, where she is not only on her feet, but her posture is textbook perfect and she is walking normally! She's still gonna have to wear a brace for a spell, until she's fully healed, but if you had told me a month ago she'd be at this point, back in school, relying on no one for anything, I'd have called you a moonbrain. :)

Babygirl Tenth is still flyin'. Blue hands can't keep her down for long at all. :)

BWAH!

TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, January 20, 2013 11:06 PM (P)

Good good good, TCM. We've been in suspense a long time. Tell her we've had our space-fingers crossed for her. Be sure to take souvenir photos of the brace for her. One of our family has had miles of smiles from photos of himself in a body cast with a hole cut out for the diaphragm so he could breathe, and a cardboard fig-leaf stapled to a strategic spot on the lower front edge.

bun
cheering for the kiddy!

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:44 PM (P)

Keeping it bumped for TCM while he's busy.
Puh-lease someone besides me, post a caption or ten. I bore me.

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, February 1, 2013 5:31 AM (P)

Bun, you're a big damn hero for keeping this thing in the air.

:)

Xie xie for being my most loyal Tightpantser. If I get some free time next week, I'm gonna try and get the game back on track. No promises just yet, it's just my plan, and as we know, what I plan and what actually happens ain't ever very similar.

Keep flyin', Captioneers!

BWAH!
TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 2, 2013 9:52 PM (P)

ZOE: Wwwwait for it - - -

bun--
- - dary

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, February 4, 2013 7:18 PM (P)

Bun,
When the vote does go up I'll vote for which ever of your captions make the cut. Thanks for keeping after this.

I've had a whole lot of real life keeping from even visiting the site for some time, but I really enjoy reading every ones captions and hope the games will continue.

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 4, 2013 10:59 PM (P)

No need for that, BOBSC! There are plenty that are far batter than mine, and deserve credit for their originality.

I only do it for the fun of it, and to keep the pore ole thang bumped up to the top in hopes someone'll stagger by and leave us a prezzie. Just keep 'em coming as far as your clogged-up life'll let you.

As the strawberry seasons approach on the various Worlds I'll be off liberatin' a continuous supply for the newbies, which leaves less time here, ;:-).

bun
legen

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, February 6, 2013 3:18 PM (P)

To quote a famous man of the future:

I'm thinkin' we'll rise again...

That's right, Tightpantsers, it is VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1139234&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1

As always, vote for your TWO most favorite captions, and voting will run through Sunday, and then I'll post the winner with round 45!

No power in the 'Verse can stop us!

BWAH!
TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, February 8, 2013 2:36 PM (P)

Voting time

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 11, 2013 5:01 AM (P)

Hey, hi! Hope not late. Had a brutal virus (probably noro) all week - - only just getting up into chair.
Good to be voting again.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 10:48 PM (P)

Bump for the voting~

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 16, 2013 6:26 PM (P)

Bump to Pg. 1
Let's get this done.

bun