CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #45
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 21, 2013 23:04
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Okay, so I had to cast a 3-way-tie-breaker vote. So many good captions!!! But this time I went with my personal favorite, simply because nothing beats a little self-deprecating humor, and while my circumstances have kept me busy as of late, I can still laugh at myself and the fact I *need* to stay up with things here more!
So here's the winning entry, from a veteran in Tightpants, MUTT999! Congrats!
(I updated the shiny just for you!)
And, here's the new challenge, a little late for Valentine's Day, but I think you'll still enjoy it...Zoe and Wash for those of us who adore such things...
*brrrraaaaaap!*
Wash: *sniff sniff* I think somebody farted---damn, girl, was that you?!!?
Zoe: Quaint!
Wash: You're just never gonna let me live that down, are you?
Zoe: mm mm.
Right, look at me killin' the romance! Now you go kill us with your funniest captions!
BWAH! 
TCM
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Thanks! And welcome back TCM!
Zoe: "....and promise me you'll always wear that spike-proof vest I bought you."
Wash (thinking): "Damn, where did I put that thing?"
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Congrats MUTT
There's a bug on your cheek, I'll get it.
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Wash: "Oh, how I wish it could be like this always Inar.....ZOE! I MEAN ZOE!"
Zoe: "WTF?!"
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I forgive you for stealing my watch and pawning it to buy shoes.
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ZOE: You know when I said to remember the sex we're never having again? [pause for a beat] Wash?...Honey?
WASH: *ZZZzzzzsnortZZZ*
ZOE: Apparently you do... *sigh*
BWAH! 
TCM
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Wash: "So what do you say, Lamby-Toes, wanna try it?"
Zoe: "It'll probably hurt."
Wash: "Lots of couples do it."
Zoe: "Well, alright. But I want protection."
Wash: "Of course dear. Now, let's go find a paintball field!"
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GRATZ, MUTT!!! at last...
WASH: It's kicking in...
ZOE: I can tell...
bun
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Wash [thinking]: Hmmm, so that's what Wife Soup would literaly taste like.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Zoe: This has been a good Valentines Day, husband... is that a gun in your pocket or are happy to-
Wash: Yeah, that's a gun.
1 minute later:
Wash: Now I'm happy to see you.
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Wash: What kind of warrior woman are you, woman, all comfy and invitin'-like?
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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WASH: You with the bathing, me with the watching you bathe...
bun
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Zoe: "Um, Sweet-cakes, I'm......"
Wash: "Hey look! Are those corn dogs?"
Zoe (thinking): "I'll tell him later, we have plenty of time..."
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WASH: I think some of your eyelashes are hung up in my front teeth.
ETA another:
WASH: Let's get all naked and articulate...mmm?
bun
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Quote:
Wash's corpse wasn't as comfortable as it used to be,
but the hole in his chest was great for hiding smuggled goods.
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,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.
WASH: Knock, knock
ZOE: Who's there?
WASH: Wash.
ZOE: Wash who?
WASH: Gesundheit! Here's a hanky.
This pathetic knock-knock joke brought to you by bun, catcher of falling threads.
bun
blushing
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...and then the Zombies attacked.
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Zoe: "....Okay, but next time I'm the Reaver and you're the librarian!"
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WASH: You angry I put money in the Pope pool?
ZOE: Only if you lose.
bun
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Oh boy, there's some good ones in here this round!
Loving it!
Gonna try and get voting up sometime today (13th) so get any last minute submissions in!
BWAH! 
TCM
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WASH: You interested in a last-minute submission?
ZOE: Try me.
bun
beats a rain-stick
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OKAY!!! A day late and a cashy dollar short, but here it is...
VOTING TIME!
*lights, sirens, the whole works*
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1139623&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1
Remember, as always, you get to vote for your TWO (2) favorites!
Voting through Monday, then we'll have a winner and a new round!
BWAH! 
TCM
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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/
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Bump!! I voted!! LOTS of good ones this time.
bun
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Bumping again.
bun
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
OKAY!!! A day late and a cashy dollar short, but here it is...
VOTING TIME!
*lights, sirens, the whole works*
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1139623&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1
Remember, as always, you get to vote for your TWO (2) favorites!
Voting through Monday, then we'll have a winner and a new round!
BWAH!
TCM
*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/
PLEASE VOTE AND THEN BUMP
bun
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