CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #45

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 21, 2013 23:04
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, February 19, 2013 4:59 PM

Okay, so I had to cast a 3-way-tie-breaker vote. So many good captions!!! But this time I went with my personal favorite, simply because nothing beats a little self-deprecating humor, and while my circumstances have kept me busy as of late, I can still laugh at myself and the fact I *need* to stay up with things here more!

So here's the winning entry, from a veteran in Tightpants, MUTT999! Congrats!
(I updated the shiny just for you!)

And, here's the new challenge, a little late for Valentine's Day, but I think you'll still enjoy it...Zoe and Wash for those of us who adore such things...

*brrrraaaaaap!*

Wash: *sniff sniff* I think somebody farted---damn, girl, was that you?!!?
Zoe: Quaint!
Wash: You're just never gonna let me live that down, are you?
Zoe: mm mm.

Right, look at me killin' the romance! Now you go kill us with your funniest captions!

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

MUTT999

Tuesday, February 19, 2013 7:08 PM

Thanks! And welcome back TCM!

Zoe: "....and promise me you'll always wear that spike-proof vest I bought you."
Wash (thinking): "Damn, where did I put that thing?"

WHOZIT

Tuesday, February 19, 2013 10:45 PM

Congrats MUTT

There's a bug on your cheek, I'll get it.

MUTT999

Wednesday, February 20, 2013 8:23 PM

Wash: "Oh, how I wish it could be like this always Inar.....ZOE! I MEAN ZOE!"
Zoe: "WTF?!"

WHOZIT

Wednesday, February 20, 2013 11:20 PM

I forgive you for stealing my watch and pawning it to buy shoes.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 21, 2013 6:08 AM

ZOE: You know when I said to remember the sex we're never having again? [pause for a beat] Wash?...Honey?
WASH: *ZZZzzzzsnortZZZ*
ZOE: Apparently you do... *sigh*

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

MUTT999

Thursday, February 21, 2013 4:12 PM

Wash: "So what do you say, Lamby-Toes, wanna try it?"
Zoe: "It'll probably hurt."
Wash: "Lots of couples do it."
Zoe: "Well, alright. But I want protection."
Wash: "Of course dear. Now, let's go find a paintball field!"

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, February 22, 2013 12:49 AM

GRATZ, MUTT!!! at last...

WASH: It's kicking in...
ZOE: I can tell...

bun

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Friday, February 22, 2013 4:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Wash [thinking]: Hmmm, so that's what Wife Soup would literaly taste like.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Friday, February 22, 2013 4:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe: This has been a good Valentines Day, husband... is that a gun in your pocket or are happy to-
Wash: Yeah, that's a gun.

1 minute later:

Wash: Now I'm happy to see you.

RYCE

Sunday, February 24, 2013 12:17 AM

Wash: What kind of warrior woman are you, woman, all comfy and invitin'-like?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 2:10 AM

WASH: You with the bathing, me with the watching you bathe...

bun

MUTT999

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 6:01 PM

Zoe: "Um, Sweet-cakes, I'm......"
Wash: "Hey look! Are those corn dogs?"
Zoe (thinking): "I'll tell him later, we have plenty of time..."

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 1, 2013 4:09 AM

WASH: I think some of your eyelashes are hung up in my front teeth.

ETA another:
WASH: Let's get all naked and articulate...mmm?
bun

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, March 4, 2013 9:36 PM

Quote:

Wash's corpse wasn't as comfortable as it used to be,
but the hole in his chest was great for hiding smuggled goods.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 8, 2013 10:47 PM

,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.,/.
WASH: Knock, knock
ZOE: Who's there?
WASH: Wash.
ZOE: Wash who?
WASH: Gesundheit! Here's a hanky.

This pathetic knock-knock joke brought to you by bun, catcher of falling threads.

bun
blushing

WHOZIT

Saturday, March 9, 2013 5:54 PM

...and then the Zombies attacked.

MUTT999

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:50 PM

Zoe: "....Okay, but next time I'm the Reaver and you're the librarian!"

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 1:16 AM

WASH: You angry I put money in the Pope pool?
ZOE: Only if you lose.

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:13 AM

Oh boy, there's some good ones in here this round!
Loving it!

Gonna try and get voting up sometime today (13th) so get any last minute submissions in!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 7:20 PM

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WASH: You interested in a last-minute submission?
ZOE: Try me.

bun
beats a rain-stick

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, March 15, 2013 3:27 AM

OKAY!!! A day late and a cashy dollar short, but here it is...

VOTING TIME!

*lights, sirens, the whole works*

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1139623&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1

Remember, as always, you get to vote for your TWO (2) favorites!

Voting through Monday, then we'll have a winner and a new round!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 15, 2013 10:04 PM

Bump!! I voted!! LOTS of good ones this time.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:29 AM

Bumping again.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 21, 2013 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
OKAY!!! A day late and a cashy dollar short, but here it is...

VOTING TIME!

*lights, sirens, the whole works*

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1139623&pollalign=
center&showTitleImage=1

Remember, as always, you get to vote for your TWO (2) favorites!

Voting through Monday, then we'll have a winner and a new round!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

PLEASE VOTE AND THEN BUMP

bun