SergeantX and my mother by Succatash

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SergeantX and my mother
Tuesday, January 27, 2004

I had my mother and father over for dinner last weekend. We dished up the mashed potatoes and then watched a Firefly DVD episode called "Ariel." It was great.

But half-way through the show, I realized that my mother was gone, vanished from the living room. I looked at my dad, and he just shrugged and turned back to the TV.

I got up and tip-toed to my computer room. My mother was sitting at my desk, typing away. To my surprise, I could see she was typing on Fireflyfans.net.

"Mom, what are you doing?" I asked. She shrieked and turned off the monitor.

"Nothing... I thought you were watching Firefly," she said in a strained voice.

"I am. I was. I mean, what's up? Are you chatting on Fireflyfans.net?" I couldn't believe my eyes.

My mother looked guilty. "I've met a nice man. His name is SergeantX. He treats me right. I'm divorcing your father."

I couldn't believe it. I wish I never showed Firefly to my parents. It made my mom have an affair with SergeantX and then divorce my dad. Curse you, Joss Whedon!

COMMENTS

Friday, January 30, 2004 4:47 PM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
Whats that supposed to mean? I always make sense Teela.

Well, yeah, so do I in my little world, but we gotta face reality occasionally...

Friday, January 30, 2004 4:44 PM

TEELABROWN

Gotcha Dracos. Loud and clear.

Friday, January 30, 2004 3:09 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE

Dracos you are high on something, care to share?

Friday, January 30, 2004 11:28 AM

DRACOS

Whats that supposed to mean? I always make sense Teela. Except when the blue twelve paradox is in the alpha zenith and the pylons align into a vast circumference of glory and all shall be blinded...

Friday, January 30, 2004 6:27 AM

TEELABROWN

We're all doomed!

Friday, January 30, 2004 4:40 AM

TEELABROWN

Isn't it bad when any one here starts to make sense?

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 6:23 PM

CIARA

oh god...he's starting to make sense...it's all over now

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 1:43 PM

TEELABROWN

Um, cursing Joss Whedon? Um, what's wrong with this picture?

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 8:20 AM

DRACOS

Now I've reveiwed your past blogs and lets say for a moment that any of this is truth...

Might I suggest that you stop watching Firefly? I mean really, its kind of turning your life into a great steamin pot of shiong mao niao.

In other words, quit while your ahead and your father tries to marry SeargantX as well.

This is lunacy.

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 7:19 AM

MANIACNUMBERONE

That never really happened did it. "He treats me right"?!?!? Geeesh, I know your mom and dad, and your grandma! I can't believe this.
I have their phone number you know. Maybe I'll just give them a call and tell them where to find this link. I better copy it first so that you can't deny having done it later. This will come in handy as a future bargaining chip.

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 4:30 AM

DRACOS

Uh. Sorry?

"Now thats just down right unsettlin'"

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 4:11 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

These blogs on this site just get weirder and weirder ....

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