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I want a square bed.
Friday, February 27, 2004


I want a square bed, with square sheets and a square blanket. I want to toss and turn at night. I don't want to wake up with cold feet because my blanket is turned sideways.

COMMENTS

Monday, March 1, 2004 4:28 PM

TEELABROWN


Maybe sleep is for the weak.

Monday, March 1, 2004 9:12 AM

MANIACNUMBERONE


Have you tried sleeping diagonally?

Monday, March 1, 2004 6:43 AM

BLUESUNBLACKSKY


staple gun anyone?

Sunday, February 29, 2004 9:45 AM

TEELABROWN


StJ, that's a very good point.

Saturday, February 28, 2004 8:50 PM

SAINT JAYNE


After you're reduced to nothing more than a head, you won't have this problem anymore.

Saturday, February 28, 2004 4:24 PM

TEELABROWN


Just wear socks. Socks make everything easier.

Saturday, February 28, 2004 4:08 PM

GUNRUNNER


Maybe you should staple a pair of socks to your sheets so the sheets will always cover your feet.

Saturday, February 28, 2004 6:36 AM

HOTPOINT


A sleeping bag is the answer perhaps?

Saturday, February 28, 2004 3:54 AM

TEELABROWN


Tash, then in your case with your square bed, the blankets would fall off.

Quote:

If anything can go wrong, it will.
...
4. If you percieve that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.



So see, its fruitless. Sorry to break it to one of my best friends.


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