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The things people say
Tuesday, March 6, 2007

I've been thinking of all the funny things myself and people I know have said and I thought I would list a few here.

Me (about November Rain): No wonder it lasts 8 minutes it takes 10 to get started.

John (about Morrissey): A whingeing little gayboy.

Andrew C(on the phone): do i look like the sort of person who would drive a mini cooper?

My dad (about the scissor sisters verion of comfortably numb): it's the bastard child of Pink Floyd and the Bee Gees.

Andrew (In durham Cathedral): eeh, the wall's coming off.

John: the evil foot glove
Mam: that'd be sock then

Andrew C: Jennifer, tell john to stop threatening me with a ladder.
Me: John, stop threatening andrew with a ladder!

John: It's rikki tikki tavi after years of copious drug abouse and now he's rikki tikki osbourne.

John: Wizzard, the motorhead of glam rock.

Andrew C: she's not an alcoholic
mam: no, she just likes to drink a lot

Andrew C: Curiosity killed the cat
Me: no, curiosity made a gaydar profile.

Andrew C: You can go to buggery and boil yourself

Mam: you bloody well ball eyed buggery

John: we're twins, we have a psychopathic link

Andrew: Did the Titanic bend? NO!

Me (to my cousin while playing cricket): you spent most of your innings out

Me: I've been lapped! By Princess Toadstool! You Bastard!

John: don't wear my words like a shawl of despair

Me: Tom HAnks has the power to see balls.

John: i can hardly buy drinks when the bartenders are grappling with a bald man in the bar.

Bobby: Helen, are you a vegetarian?
Helen: Yes
Bobby: Bitch.

Really, there are loads more to that effect.

TTFN

Jennifer
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COMMENTS

Wednesday, March 7, 2007 3:51 AM

ALLIETHORN7


LOVED IZT!!!!
Here's one: Don't piss me off, man, or I'll sic my Flying Monkeys on you!
I've actualy said this... many times, and in many forms.
I need help

-Danny

Wednesday, March 7, 2007 12:37 AM

WYNTER


Hahahaha great list! Good move in writing them down, I find it's always funny to look back and laugh at the stupid things people say sometimes :-D

Tuesday, March 6, 2007 8:31 PM

TRUEBLUE


I would be an alcoholic, but I just don't have the time I need to commit to it.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007 11:06 AM

CHAZZER


I have a good one.

Last Week my flatmate, who studies Medicine, was whining that their lectures on diarrhea had been going on to long. And she said, 'It's not that I don't like diarrhea.....'

She never finished her sentence 'cos I was laughing at her too much.

Just to clarify, she meant that she found the lectures interesting (just prolonged.)

I like the Titanic one ;)

Tuesday, March 6, 2007 9:32 AM

MSG


I shall add the one I just said which cracked up the entire faculty ( in response to a discussion about a very inattentive student) The wheel is going around, but her hampster is dead.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007 9:22 AM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Oh...oh...that was just hilarious, hobbleit! Can't wait to see more;D

BEB


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