I had a really bad dream by Succatash

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I had a really bad dream
Tuesday, July 27, 2004

I had a REALLY bad dream.

In my dream, I discovered that Michael Moore and George Bush actually work for the same 12 people who really run the world. Moore's goal was to focus attention and blame on Bush, to distract us from the 12 People who actually ordered the war.

I watched Kerry, Bush, Moore and Cheney play cards and laugh at each other's jokes.

I woke up screaming.

Then, I realized that I wasn't awake, because Static and Ebo were lifting weights in my bedroom. They stood just a few feet away from my bed. Ebo was lifting 500 pounds over her head and Static shouted encouragement. They both wore Spandex. Ebo looked 15 years old but she was 10 feet tall! Static was big and strong but he looked really short next to Ebo. Haken suddenly appeared on a floating pony.

I woke up screaming. I went out for a cigarette to shake off the bad memories. I couldn't believe I just had a double nightmare. I was visibly shaken, but no one was looking.

I arrived late to work, and for some reason everyone at the office was staring at me. I realized in horror that I wasn't wearing any clothes! Then, I woke up screaming. A triple nightmare, how awful. I decided to go back to bed. I was probably still asleep.

When I finally woke up, I lay still and hid under my blanket. I was afraid for the next nightmare. I should have gotten up, but instead I fell back asleep. I woke later in the afternoon, and the sun shone brightly through my window. I felt very hot and thirsty.

I peeked out from beneath my covers. The bright sun made me blink, but I saw nothing unusual. No more nightmares? I really had to pee. It must have been a really bad dream.

COMMENTS

Wednesday, July 28, 2004 4:45 PM

LEXIBLOCK

The subconscious speaks in images through our dreams. Weirdness doesn't indicate nuttyness, just that you aren't paying attention to your dreams.

Besides, Spandex is cool :o)

Wednesday, July 28, 2004 12:30 PM