LOL Erin I would have gone with rusty cheese grater...we are so alike ( hmm maybe we were triplets FMF)

Bravo, all of you. To quotge 40K...
KILL 'EM AL!!!
Yes, that works out quite nicely, I believe. Just make it slow... like, Chinese Water Torture, or the Iron Maiden, or the Rack or somesuch

-Danny

Whimsy... that'd be to KIND to them... I personally think that they should use dry ice to freeze them, then shatter them... that or just use the carrot peeler, and then make 'em eat it... As to the going out to the garage bit... much simpler... stick that gun down your pants and pull the trigger!

The only problem I have with this is that would be too gentle of a way for the bastards to go. They should suffer just like they make those poor childern suffer. I like Whimsicals idea, its a good start.

EmpireX - I was so infuriated/sickened by your friend's news that I registered to this site just so I could post a response. That girl needs to get out NOW! I am less concerned about the girl's reasons for being in the relationship, but VERY concerned about the 40 yr old's reasons. He may have some serious psych issues. I did a quick google search ("advice teen with older man") and found a good response at about.com:

http://teenadvice.about.com/od/teenlifefaqsandqas/a/agedifferences1.htm

She should read the article.

Her parents should keep trying. If they haven't already, they should look for additional outside help - family doctor (for references to mental health professionals), religious leader, social services, hell - sic the police on him and have him arrested for statutory rape. Then get her help so she can understand why she felt it was ok to be with a 40 yr old drug dealer.

She is on a very slippery slope, and will need a lot of love and support from her friends and family. It will be tough for them all, but with the right support they can get through this. Best of luck to them all - they are in my thoughts.

Wow. It's so strange that you wrote that just after my friend e-mailed me to tell me that her 16 year old little sister is in love with a pedophile (a 40-something-drug-selling pedophile). Her and her family have tried everything they can think of... She's asking me for advice and I have no idea what to tell her.

I like it!

Personally I've always thought that convicted child molesters should be castrated with a rusty carrot peeler.