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Thursday, August 13, 2009

I gotta be at work in 2.5 hours. I've had 4 cups of coffee. I still feel like a slug. I want to go hurt the fucktards that probably slipped me goram decaf!! I pay good money for coffee, I expect goram coffee. Wake-up juice. Fuel for my sleeping brain. Not goram wimpy-ass decaf! What the fuck is wrong with the world that I can't get my caffeine fix?!?! I'm gonna be really cranky now. And by that I mean crankier than usual. All I wanted was my caffeine. It's not like I'm goram asking them to perform higher level brain function or anything. Just grab the right goram pot is all. Just give the addicted person the goram goods and nobody gets hurt...

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:31 AM

PLAINJAYNE


BTW:
They tell me my spirit is the bear, as in big, pissed off grizzly. And tonight, I think I'm going to really be channelling that energy in an outward sort of motion...


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