Ode to a perfect curry by PlainJayne

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Ode to a perfect curry
Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Oh, beautiful curry,
How do I love your nuclear shade?
I can count so many ways.

I love you when I spill you on my shirt,
and eat a hole right through.
I love your smoking ass hot delicious taste,
and even the curry farts too.

I love the colonic scarring, your spice is sure to cause some pain,
I love you when the tears spill from my eyes like drops of blood-tinged rain.

My breath could drop a camel,
but the other end's much worse
You'll want to leave that fan on
when you hear my howling curse

I love you, Vindaloo.
I just wish you loved me too.

COMMENTS

Saturday, August 22, 2009 2:20 AM

PLAINJAYNE

Yeah, but what's curry without explosions? Hee, hee...

Friday, August 21, 2009 11:07 AM

BYTEMITE

o.0 XD

Nice.

There's actually a curry hut nearby that doesn't cause explosions in your digestive tract. It's very popular.

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