Hand to mouth to keep my foot out of it by PlainJayne

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Hand to mouth to keep my foot out of it
Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I've been smiling a lot here lately, not sure what's up with that. People aren't sure how to take it. I guess it's kind of like the smile you get from sharks, when you're pretty sure they're gonna bite you, you just don't know which part's gonna be first. I'm smiling and trying not to be too obviously hostile. I figure if I grit my teeth hard enough, I'll be able to keep my foot out of my mouth til I can get clear of my situation. Course, once that happens all bets are off. I got some words that need saying, and I plan on letting'em fly...

Since you only know me from what I write, and that ain't been much, you can't know about my special brand of verbal diarrhea. It just isn't the same in print--it's something you have to experience in person to truly understand. So you'll just have to be satisfied to take my word for it. The level of explosion I'm talking about is going to make people wish they'd picked somebody else to fuck with...cause I'm picking up steam now and I've still got 3 weeks to brew.

Why do people always have to do this shit? I guess that will be my eternal question--what the hell is wrong with people? I've tried to convince myself that I don't care, that I don't know and never will--but I always come back to the same question. Just what the hell is wrong with people?

On that note, travellers, I'll shut up and go back to counting out change for gas money. Bastards. Remember, smile...

COMMENTS

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 6:25 PM

PLAINJAYNE

Shit, nothing I do ever goes to plan!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:07 PM

DUN

Hope it goes according to plan .

Tuesday, February 9, 2010 7:44 PM

PLAINJAYNE

No regrets. Don't worry, nobody's gonna get hurt (unless they're standing on the bridge I'm burning-in which case, it's their own damn fault, not mine). Not even gonna be an honest brawl amongst folk. Can't do that shit in real life, man. Doesn't mean I aint day-dreamin' about it though!
Relieves some of my stress and general irritableness, much to the relief of all around me...
Nope, I'm just gonna be more of a verbal asshole than usual...might even raise my voice. No need for hands on. By the time I'm done, they'll wish I'd hit'em.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010 3:03 PM

DUN

Hopes that when you blow you dont have any regrets afterwards.

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