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PlainJayne

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I think I might be well on my way to a case of toxic alkalosis after eating half a bottle of Tums tonight. Trouble is, I still feel like I could upchuck battery acid at any moment. I even took an extra prilosec before hand, because I knew I would not be able to resist the green salsa. Now, I know this crap tears me up. Everybody in my crew knows it too. They tried to tell me not to eat it. You remember what happened the last time, don't ya, PJ? You almost died. You really wanta go there again? Hell yeah.
You can't tell me anything. They know this too.
The green salsa is mostly jalapenos, mixed with, well, I don't know what all--but it is de-li-cious!
I ate 2 salsa bowls full. I had chips. I dumped it on my taco, on my enchilada. Let's face it, I did everything except turn it up and drink it right from the bowl. Hence my current miserable state.
I love the green salsa. Even if it does make me miserable for hours afterwards. I'd eat it again tomorrow if I could. I'm thinking this is the definition of addiction here. I am willing to suffer for a few moments of bliss.
It occurs to me that I might have a problem...

COMMENTS

Thursday, February 18, 2010 9:23 AM

PLAINJAYNE


Twelve might not be enough.
Still alive though, and any one you can walk away from is a win, right?

Thursday, February 18, 2010 6:00 AM

THESCARREDMAN


Perhaps you could found a 12-step program...


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