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Tarantula migration?!
Wednesday, March 3, 2010

WTF? I don't want to be anywhere where there's a possibility of tarantula migration! That's right--TARANTULA MIGRATION. Let that image sink into your head for a minute. Are you visualizing the horrible image I'm getting? Of thousands of gross, hairy giant spiders...rolling over the landscape...in search of, god only knows what...I mean, what the hell do they want?! I can tell you right now that I'd face Reavers before I'd be anywhere near that shit!

I hate spiders. Hate'em. Too many legs. Gah!

Imagine now my relief that "its not really a migration" but individual males travelling the countryside in search of females...for mating. And they won't hurt you, cause they aint poisonous...

Ew! Guess what? I am not relieved at all.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm for loading up the
gorram land mines to keep them from crawling anywhere near me. I'm serious. I do not even want to think about these things!

Unfortunately, there are people around me who find this no end of amusing. I find it a good way to get shot. I've got bug spray with the long range nozzle, and I am sleeping in my gorram boots from here on out.

I totally did not want to know about the existence of spider migrations. I will never be the same. I am scarred. I might need counseling for this.

Going into serious, hardcore denial now...

COMMENTS

Sunday, March 14, 2010 1:25 PM

PLAINJAYNE


Supposed to be out in Arizona, which is where I'm heading...

We'd never cotton to that shit in Kentucky...

I am NEVER, EVER taking my boots off again until I am away from any possibility of migrating gorram spiders!

Thursday, March 11, 2010 4:26 PM

SAVEWASH


LOL! Where do you live? 'Cause I am NEVER coming there! Never! "Gah" and "Ew" sum it up nicely.


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