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Diet vs. Plainjayne
Monday, April 19, 2010

Yeah, and guess who's fuckin' winnin'? I'll give you a hint...

It aint me.

I am straight up about to bust outa my shorts here, folks. All that Tex-Mex has left it's mark. It's just a damn good thing I'm too cheap to buy new clothes, cause I'd probably be as big as the side of a gorram alliance cruiser by now. So it's time to cut it back.

I was trying to do the "more exercise" thing, because I am downright crappy at the "eat less" part of that equation. My gimped-out ankles still aren't 100% (see "Calamity-gorram-Jayne now" for that particular adventure), so that's been put in the slow lane for the moment.

All that's left is to eat less. I am really, really difficult to get along with when I'm hungry. So please take me with a grain of salt over the next little while. There's a reason I'm a bear (so when I'm peeling your car open like a gorram sardine can to get at that box of twinkies, please don't shoot at me!) and as soon as I can comfortably button my shorts again, I'll go back to being my old charming self.

Meanwhile, don't leave that shit sitting out in plain sight...

Just putting it out there.

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