Seven Deadlies

Whussat? Seven deadlies? Yeah,I'd have to say I'm a fan. Got 'em all here too. Greed's that surly man over there. He'll sell out his own momma for a price. My life's assured only s'long's I'm payin' his bills. Envy is there mindin' the flyin'. He thinks i spend too much time with his wife. Bet he'd give his left nut for our kind of connection. Lust hides herself much of the time. Doesn't flaunt her profession like some, But the whore doesn't keep it secret either. Sloth keeps to his books and his prayers. Barely rouses himself to help sometimes. Prolly ain't got nowhere to go though. Wrath herself is calm most of the time, 'Cept when she's bian pi hua feng dian. Still she has her uses. Pride's in his room Won't let anyone in. won't let anyone help 'im. Gluttony's probably with the engine. She likes it all in overabundance. You ever seen 'er with fresh fruit? But I brought 'em all together, I'm every one of them. Messin' with the least of these, Will bring down my vengengance. I lead this sad, sorry crew and couldn't wish for better.