A/N: by the by, ten points to BlueEyedBrigadier for figuring out who the blonde haired kid in Part 3. And an extra five for me not telling you so sooner (SORRY!!!) *** Ah yes, life is GOOD!!! Fink Greelsmagendurh (his was a planet where long and convuluted last names were all the rage) went along the sidewalk, strolling at a good pace. The sky was a most wonderful and good shade of the color that vomit is, and he couldn't help but sing a song of goodness and laughter and other things good. He went to the bus stop (the "Bus Stop", entirely a coincedence, is a building where everyone would gather on the good days and speak and babble about how good everything was) There, he met up with several of his friends, such as the likes of Fink Herslavgaghensun, Fink Saxondogsarekilledbytheenglish, Fink Englishpricksarekilledbackbythesaxondogssothattheyareallequal, and Fink Hart ( everyone on the planet was named Fink or Lucy, and that last Fink was rather an unpopular fellow, so Fink being friend with Fink was really a pity thing). But, the day would be quite as good if he had not met up with his current girlfriend, Lucy Killakillarneycastletoursandboatrides. She had brought along her friends, Lucy Jamrocktodoclassicsofdoeightiesmanh, and Lucy Daegen (again, Lucy being friends with Lucy was a pity friendship, but the other Lucy didn't want to be friends with Lucy, but Lucy was much more popular than Lucy, so Lucy was friends with Lucy only because Lucy was friends with Lucy, so Lucy was only psuedo-friends with Lucy, but Lucy was real friends with Lucy, and Lucy was just friends with everyone. Just had to clear that up, or things might have gotteen confusing). Fink, Fink, and Fink went up to Lucy, Lucy and Lucy (you see, Fink was with Lucy, unpopular Fink was with unpopular Lucy, and regular Fink was with the last one just for the Hell of it), and gave them a hug, a quick peck on the cheek. Then, the Lucy's grabbed their Fink's arm and were led off to the Bus Stop. Fink (our hero), went over to some more of his friends, Fink and Lucy Hulluvalotalettersinthesenamearentthere, and their child of three years, Fink Jr. "Ah, Fink, how is everything?" "Oh, just chipper, really, hows the wife?" "Ah, shes as good as always. Speaking of goodness, boy golly isn't this a good day?" "Oh, I think its as good as the last really good day." "Ah, but I think it may be better!" "Oh, really?" "Ah, yes! Oh-" "Oh, did you say something?" "Ah, I was just saying that here is a new guy. How are ya?" The new guy gave them a nervous smile, taking a look at where the two women were cooing over the baby Fink. "Oh, everything is just great. Oh, uh, yeah, by the way, I'm... Bob." Immediately, everyone stopped conversing, and began glaring daggers at the poor man. Seeking to save the situation, Fink put his arm around his shoulder and said, "C'mon, Fink, lets go get some punch!" "But, my name is-" "Fink! We know!" "No, its-" "Fink! We know!" "But-" "Say, Fink, ol' chum, hows about some punch?" "Sure. But-" "Fink-" "I'm BOB!!!!" Our hero, Fink, gave him a look, that plainly said, you stupid idiot. Of course, everything was then not good. Almost to prove the point, a giant hand came in and scooped Bob up, kicking and screaming, unto the Heaven's. No doubt, in all the hands wisdom, Bob would go to a planet where everyone was named Bob and Marianela. Well, alls well that ends well. River stared at her snow globe, trying to figure out why a giant hand had suddenly appeared in it, and why everyone was named Fink and Lucy. She looked to her other snow globe, the one where everyone was named Bob and Marianela, and noticed that a giant hand had just deposited someone in there. Oh, well. Just another good day in the life of someone who is a Tam. Poor Fink and Lucy. River was shaking the snowglobe, causing cataclysms and nuclear meltdowns. At the end of it, they would start their civilization again, and hope for the best. Poor bastards.

*** Sorry, but I needed to do that. Why, you ask? For the simple reason that I wanted to put in an intermission before the end of the story. And, yes, I did just put an entire civilization of people named Fink and Lucy in a snow globe that River has. Why? Because shes crazy good like that.