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BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - GENERAL
Is Jayne a bit flushed? LOL I am so bad at writing a blurb! This is just some silliness Rinnypj forced me to write for her awhile back based on the word pink.
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Jayne stormed up the cargo ramp cursing loudly, fluently, and quite colorfully. His language wasn’t the only thing that was colorful. In fact all of him was colorful, or at least… vibrant. He was covered from head to toe in violent pink paint. It coated his hat, and dripped from the end of his nose. Paint ran thickly from the sleeves of his coat, and his boots left pink tracks behind him.
Also following behind him was Wash, who was laughing. Not snickering, (which was extremely common for the pilot) or giggling (also very common) but a full, gut wrenching, grabbing on to the bulkhead for support, I think I just might throw up laugh (not unheard of but slightly less common then the first two.)
“What the hell is goin’ on?” Mal demanded, looking down from his captainy like perch on the cat walk. “Jayne stop right there, I’ll thank ya not t’ bring that mess there inside’a my boat. Turn your ass around and go…hose off or sumthin’.”
“Mal!” Jayne lamented, looking up at Mal from under the brim of his pink painted hat. His eyes wide with surprise that he was being turned away when he had finally reached sanctuary. “I cain’t go out in public lookin’ like a cheap whore house done threw up all over me!” Then glared up angrily at his captain for good measure.
Mal looked at him with raised eyebrows. “You can and you will. Now scoot. Yer girlifyin’ my ship an I don’t like it.” This brought a fresh peal of laughter from Wash, who gave up the fight and lay down on the cargo bay floor, and kept laughing.
‘Damn it Mal! There’s people out there starin at me like I’m a gorram freak!”
“Then let ‘em stare! I know you ain’t gonna let sumthin’ like a little pink paint threaten yer manhood Jayne, now go out there and get cleaned off. I don’t want one more drop of that pink paint inside my ship.”
Jayne took a long moment to consider pulling a gun and shooting the captain dead right there. Got a nice pretty picture in his head of the sight it’d make too, but then he remembered his guns and knives were all pink. Wouldn’t be right to kill a man with a pink gun, just not right at all. So he turned and stormed out cursing louder then he had been when he came in.
“Wash,” Mal called, “What the hell happened to Jayne?”
Wash sat up, but couldn’t stop laughing as he tried to explain. “He… his hands… and there were people… and her leg came up so high! …never knew a man could fly so far…” and he rolled his fingers over and over as if trying to demonstrate something, but Mal was just not following. “and Pink!” Wash finished.
“He did what t’ who? Wash you ain’t makin’ any gorram sense!” Mal said, and Wash covered his mouth with his hand to stifle his laughter.
Zoë came up beside Mal and looked down at her husband who was still laughing there on the floor. “Zoë, your husband is drunk and laughing all over the place in my cargo bay, would you deal with him please? For cryin out loud, I let my crew out for one night and this is what happens!” Zoë bit back a smile as she went to fetch her husband. He smiled up at her from the floor like a little boy.
“Hi, Baby, did you see Jayne was pink!”
“Yes dear, it’s all very funny, let’s go back to our bunk so you can tell me about it.”
“Ooo, our bunk. Shiny! Will there be nakedness?”
Mal closed his eyes and pressed his fingers to the bridge of his nose in an attempt to center his calm.
“Jayne!” he heard Kaylee cry from out side, and he twitched. “Why the hell are you naked! And …Pink!”
Mal rolled his eyes and left the cargo bay as quickly as his feet could take him, It was truly a miracle he hadn’t killed the lot of them before now. He wondered where in the ‘verse a captain could pick up an entirely new crew.
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