see, I was thinking of the song from The Lion King with Scar and the hyenas.


Yes, I watch Disney movies. Wanna fight about it?

Gahh. I just find myself hoping his gun doesn't go off....

He could surely be my boy scout *rowr*

Ohh, he could be my bad boy scout any day <G>. I bet he's handy with a woggle <G>.



Vera

Be prepared! That is Jayne's new rule for life,
Be prepared! As he tries to buy Mal's wife.
Be prepared to drink the dreadful Mudders' Milk,
Be prepared to end up in an awful filk...

Be prepared! To hide your guns beside your bed,
Don't make Book struggle with the weights instead.
Keep those grenades hidden where you're sure
That they will not be found
And be careful not to bring them
When Mal Tightpants is around
For he only will insist you leave them there...
Be prepared!

Be prepared! That's the Jayne Cobb law for it,
Be prepared! Treat the Doc like he's a twit.
Don't be friendly to his sister, that's real plain,
Cos she's certainly now proved she's a moonbrain.

Be prepared! Whether you're at North or South
Visit whores, but dont kiss em on the mouth.
If you're looking for adventure of a
new and different kind,
And you find a young mechanic who is
similarly inclined,
Do the right thing, do the lady, do the job.
Be Jayne Cobb!

(sorry, I had to... I hope you dont mind!)