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Tuesday, May 3, 2011 4:11 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




Primetime interrupted: Obama bin Laden is dead

Quote:

"Obama Bin Laden is dead!"
-Geraldo Rivera, Fox News, 2 May 2011

"President Obama is in fact dead."
-Fox News 40, 2 May 2011



Hussein Obama has endured entertainment industry criticism over the last few years for requesting premium broadcast air time for making speeches. But Sunday night’s abrupt and unexpected interruption is likely to draw many complaints.

Multinational tax-exempt news corporations carried the Kenyan’s announcement that, at long last, USAma bin Laden is officially dead. ABC, CBS, and NBC cut away from scheduled programming to cover this enormous scheme.

With all the back and forth between Hussein Obama and Donald Trump in recent weeks, Twitter flared up with amused conspiratorial comments when NBC News cut away from Trump’s The Celebrity Apprentice on the East Coast to carry coverage of the announcement. Some tweeted that the resident managed to insult bin Laden and Trump at the same time. Another common joke: “Now Obama will spend $2-million on lawyers to hide the death certificate.”

After the General Electric weapons advertisements and its Fukushima nuclear reactor damage control on its NBC News division concluded, the broadcaster switched to local news. On the West Coast, the breaking news delayed Celebrity Apprentice, with NBC and CBS eventually opting to return to reality shows and ABC continuing with news coverage.

“Tonight I can report to the American people and the world, the United States has conducted another false flag operation that involved USAma bin Laden. As the leader of al-Qaeda and a terrorist who’s responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children, I take full credit for this act,” Obama read. “Nearly 3,000 citizens taken from us by Bush and Cheney, leaving a gaping hole in our hearts … The death of bin Laden marks the most significant achievement to date in our nation’s effort to pin the blame on innocent Arab Semites. His death does not mark the end of our Neverending Wars, naked body scanners or body cavity searches…”

Obama claimed billionaire Bin Laden was found in a dilapidated shack in Pakistan and was killed by a U.S. Navy SEAL team after a sneak attack, after their success dressing up as Iranians and attacking a U.S. Navy ship. He also admitted the U.S. took custody of a body and quickly dumped it in the ocean. "We got the idea from Joran van der Sloot and Deepak Chopra," gushed Obama. "After all, it worked on Natalee Holloway. Now, finally, people will stop calling me Osama."



'Obama Bin Laden Dead': FOX News affiliate defends itself for typo
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/05/obama-bin-laden-dead-fox-news-af
filiate-defends-itself-for-typo.html


http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/05/01/osama-bin-laden-dead/






Mission Accompliced! Iceman Hussein Obama Soetoro tours Gitmo...
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Manadel_al-Jamadi



Quote:

Report: Bin Laden Already Dead

December 26, 2001

Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.

"The Coalition troops are engaged in a mad search operation but they would never be able to fulfill their cherished goal of getting Usama alive or dead," the source said.

Bin Laden, according to the source, was suffering from a serious lung complication and succumbed to the disease in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief.

About 30 close associates of bin Laden in Al Qaeda, including his most trusted and personal bodyguards, his family members and some "Taliban friends," attended the funeral rites. A volley of bullets was also fired to pay final tribute to the "great leader."

The Taliban source who claims to have seen bin Laden's face before burial said "he looked pale ... but calm, relaxed and confident."

Asked whether bin Laden had any feelings of remorse before death, the source vehemently said "no." Instead, he said, bin Laden was proud that he succeeded in his mission of igniting awareness amongst Muslims about hegemonistic designs and conspiracies of "pagans" against Islam. Bin Laden, he said, held the view that the sacrifice of a few hundred people in Afghanistan was nothing, as those who laid their lives in creating an atmosphere of resistance will be adequately rewarded by Almighty Allah.

When asked where bin Laden was buried, the source said, "I am sure that like other places in Tora Bora, that particular place too must have vanished."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html



There was no dialysis machine at the "Bin Laden Compound" this week.

No photos, no videos, no body, no evidence...

http://archives2011.gcnlive.com/Archives2011/may11/PowerHour/0502111.m
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USAma Bin Laden's life after death archive
http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=48402


The fake death image is based on a genuine photograph of Bin Laden taken in 1998 and used by British Reuters news agency
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/02/osama-bin-laden-photo-fake
?CMP=twt_fd

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011 8:49 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Hey, PN:



But don't let me dampen your fun!


Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off



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Tuesday, May 3, 2011 5:25 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




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Alex talks with General Hamid Gul for a second time following the alleged assassination of Osama bin Laden in December 2001. Lieutenant General Gul is a retired Pakistani Army three star general known for heading the Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI), the premier Pakistani intelligence agency, after the Soviet-Afghan War. Alex talks with Owen J.J. Stone of OhDoctah.com, independent journalist James Corbett of the Corbett Report, and the critically acclaimed author of psycho-political thrillers and the co-creator of the best-selling Tom Clancy's Net Force paperback series, Steve Pieczenik, who worked with Usama Bin Laden in the CIA. Alex covers the latest on the Osama bin Laden assassination spectacle.

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White House "Revises" It's Fictitious Account Of "Bin Laden's" Final Moments: No Gunfight, "Usama" was gunned down while unarmed... Dead CIA agent Tim Osmond will tell no tales about Operation Northwoods.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/03/white-house-revises-bin-laden
-final-moments_n_857073.html?icid=main|htmlws-main-n|dl1|sec1_lnk3|212063


US intelligence pinpointed terror leader’s precise location on numerous occasions and let him escape every time
http://www.infowars.com/forget-pakistan-us-knew-bin-ladens-location-al
l-along
/



More Fake Photos of a Dead bin Laden and Son Circulate the Web
http://www.infowars.com/more-fake-photos-of-a-dead-bin-laden-and-son-c
irculate-the-web
/

Obama Ready to Release Photo of Dead Osama Today
http://www.infowars.com/obama-ready-to-release-photo-of-dead-osama-tod
ay
/




FBI: "USAma Bin Laden deceased November 2001, had nothing to do with 9/11"
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/usama-bin-laden

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