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WILLOW: They could have the wedding right there. Beneath the very bell-tower where he labored thanklessly for all those years.
TARA: No, see, it can't, it can't end like that, 'cause all of Quasimodo's actions were selfishly motivated. He had no moral compass, no understanding of right. Everything he did, he did out of love for a woman who would never be able to love him back. Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

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Giles: We're at the center of a mystical convergence here. We may, in fact, stand between the Earth and its total destruction.
Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!
Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. 'Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y'know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: (walks away) The Earth is doomed!

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BUFFY: So, what do you guys want to do tomorrow?
WILLOW:Nothing strenuous.
XANDER:Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind.
GILES:I think we can do better than that.
BUFFY:I was thinking about shopping. As per usual.
WILLOw:Oh! There's an Arden B. in the new mall!
XANDER:I could use a few items.
GILES:Well, now aren't we gonna discuss this? Save the world to go to the mall?
BUFFY:I'm having a wicked shoe craving.
XANDER:Aren't you on the patch?
WILLOW:Those never work.
GILES:Here I am, invisible to the eye...
XANDER:See, I need a new look. It's this whole eye patch thing.
BUFFY:Oh, you could go with full black secret agent look.
WILLOW:Or the puffy shirt, pirate sash—
GILES: (walks away) The Earth is definitely doomed.

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