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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.

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Originally posted by citizen:
Take your fingers out of your arse

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More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Originally posted by j6ngo1977:
Keep him in place citz. Is this forum attracting alot of morons lately?

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Originally posted by ReaverMalParido:

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.

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I've heard of this condition. I believe the technical term is Dedo Disgraziata, but it's commonly called "Stink Finger". I knew many GIs in 'Nam that had it. It's a result of poor hygene and too much smoke imebedding itself in the epidermis. The smoke and fecal matter get all mixed up and an eminates from the infected area. Best cure is to smoke more and let your nose build up a tolerance. And avoid the CDC at all costs.

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Originally posted by Genetrix:
*gets shot*

Everyone's so mad...

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
thanks for the advice, jerkoff. you may feel free to lick my bum. on this side of the pond we're free (well, kinda) to speak our diverse minds.
"two world wars and one world cup, do da, do da"

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Originally posted by citizen:

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
thanks for the advice, jerkoff. you may feel free to lick my bum. on this side of the pond we're free (well, kinda) to speak our diverse minds.
"two world wars and one world cup, do da, do da"

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I see, dickhead, you can speak your diverse mind but no one else can, you act like a troll* you will be spoken to like one, get over it.

If you’re going to harp on about freedom of speech best you practice what you preach cup cake.

Freedom of speech is anyone gets to speak their diverse minds, not just you alone, news flash you aren't the most important person in the world nor the only one allowed to make a joke.

Surprising for you I know.

*You are a Troll

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More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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My apologies, i was joking; your comment allowed for all this fun, which is the point, is it not? I welcome any/all commentary, it's diverse thinking that spices up life. I really like the "2 world wars and 1 world cup"; not too many people got that. anyway, take it easy, you'll feel better reading about the seals:

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html

PS- i am no troll and certainly no cupcake, although I am quite amused by the reference and bear no ill will.
God save the queen, and smite the sodomites

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brooklynbrowncoat wrote:
Friday, June 23, 2006 18:03

I'll put my firefly/serenity knowledge, my ex wife's hot looks, my paystub, my tax returns, whatever you like up against what you got and I promise you that you will cry.

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Originally posted by Calhoun:

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brooklynbrowncoat wrote:
Friday, June 23, 2006 18:03

I'll put my firefly/serenity knowledge, my ex wife's hot looks, my paystub, my tax returns, whatever you like up against what you got and I promise you that you will cry.

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Ok, ok, you put your stinky feces fingers up against my non-feces stinking, normal fingers..

Heh, nope, i'm not crying.

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Originally posted by Calhoun:

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brooklynbrowncoat wrote:
Friday, June 23, 2006 18:03

I'll put my firefly/serenity knowledge, my ex wife's hot looks, my paystub, my tax returns, whatever you like up against what you got and I promise you that you will cry.

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Ok, ok, you put your stinky feces fingers up against my non-feces stinking, normal fingers..

Heh, nope, i'm not crying.

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Originally posted by 13:
I don't have a sense of smell, so....

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Originally posted by Agatsu:
Genetrix, your tag line would be a great way to find out if someone is a Browncoat! If I ever see someone with a Firefly shirt or something in the future, I'm gonna walk up to them and go "Do you know what the chain of command is?", and if the answer is "It's the chain I'm gonna go get and beat you with to show you who's in ruttin' command here.", I've made contact with a secret Browncoat agent. Well, not so secret with the shirt and all, but, you know... Geeky coolness.

Proud member of the FFF.net Event Team
The Serenity Summer Campaign is on, baby - prepare to kick some serious pigu!
September 30th is Serenity 'Versary! Be there or be a purple-belted poop-head. (<- not the official slogan.)
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Originally posted by 13:
*Gets un-shot*

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Originally posted by Agatsu:
I got no problems coz my shit don't stink.

Proud member of the FFF.net Event Team
The Serenity Summer Campaign is on, baby - prepare to kick some serious pigu!
September 30th is Serenity 'Versary! Be there or be a purple-belted poop-head. (<- not the official slogan.)
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Originally posted by DukKati:
Go to a dark place in an abandoned warehouse and curl up in the fetal postion stick your fingers in your crack an die.

Just quit going to hospitals and using my tax dollars for your stupid BROOKLIN NEW YORK self.

New Yorkers think they are all that.

Have you ever wondered why NY gets clobbered in the movies and TV?

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
I was being tongue-in-cheek. We don't even know that he really does crack. He might be serious when he talks about it, but he might not. And it isn't any of my business. I don't approve, but it isn't any of my business.

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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature (it counts even though I'm not a teen anymore)

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Originally posted by 13:
I am, fellow number.

Well, half-number.

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Originally posted by DukKati:
War burden?
Please.

I suppose it would be better to fight them closer to home?

Gimme a break.

Lets go out and fight in our own front yard come on every body.

War burden...please.

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.

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