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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.

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Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.

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i must say ive been following your writing and you are quite a genius; just how exactly do you capture the essence of Hume's doctrine while staying true to the perception of humanistic thought? Please, enlighten us further; your choice of vehicles is fascinating

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Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.

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i must say ive been following your writing and you are quite a genius; just how exactly do you capture the essence of Hume's doctrine while staying true to the perception of humanistic thought? Please, enlighten us further; your choice of vehicles is fascinating

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Originally posted by rue:
13,

nasal allergies
nasal deformation (anything from deviated septum, overgrown turbinates to tumor)
zinc deficiency
see a doctor 'cause it could be serious

I have had almost no sense of smell since as far back as I can remember. Since I am over a half-century it's been quite a while. But I was recently diagnosed with multiple allergies, now am getting shots and can actually smell some things.

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Originally posted by rue:
13,

nasal allergies
nasal deformation (anything from deviated septum, overgrown turbinates to tumor)
zinc deficiency
see a doctor 'cause it could be serious

I have had almost no sense of smell since as far back as I can remember. Since I am over a half-century it's been quite a while. But I was recently diagnosed with multiple allergies, now am getting shots and can actually smell some things.

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Originally posted by Tristan:
I realize you are responding to other posts, but it really just looks like you are having a heated discussion with yourself. Might help to actually put the person's screen name at the beginning of your post...that way, we know against whom your responses are aimed.

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
yes, punkin, you really should! Or have them up the dosage

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Originally posted by Tristan:


Brooklyn, thanks for the laugh! I needed that.
Good luck with your conquest!

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Originally posted by 22Claws:
There's no one in my front yard.

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Originally posted by DukKati:
War burden?
Please.

I suppose it would be better to fight them closer to home?

Gimme a break.

Lets go out and fight in our own front yard come on every body.

War burden...please.

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
oh, i see, trying to look intelectual now, are we? who are you kidding? the white coats are coming for you soon, psycho boy, watch your back
noone cares about your foogehzie ideas. i know where you live

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oh, i see, trying to look intelectual now, are we? who are you kidding? the white coats are coming for you soon, psycho boy, watch your back
noone cares about your foogehzie ideas. i know where you live

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that sounds like a threat- i'll cancel your contract, you hear? they'll find you ten years from now in the trunk of a cadillac at JFK airport's long term parking, got that? you've clubbed your last baby seal, you animal

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html

at least those seals don't sit around smoking drugs in the middle of the day, you crack whore

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
now you are dragging my mother into this? perhaps she should have used the brooklynbrown-coathanger on you before you were born, you waste of white

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my preciousssss, you've seen my precious??? where?

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my preciousssss, you've seen my precious??? where?

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it's somewhere between Rojan and Mordoor, go find it.
two hobbits have it and are smoking some high grade crack;
aren't you jealous?

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my preciousssss, you've seen my precious??? where?

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it's somewhere between Rojan and Mordoor, go find it.
two hobbits have it and are smoking some high grade crack;
aren't you jealous?

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the hobbitsess stole it! brooklynbrowncoat very mad; i'll show gollum how to party and when I get back i'll deal with your crazy ass, i promise you

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my preciousssss, you've seen my precious??? where?

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it's somewhere between Rojan and Mordoor, go find it.
two hobbits have it and are smoking some high grade crack;
aren't you jealous?

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the hobbitsess stole it! brooklynbrowncoat very mad; i'll show gollum how to party and when I get back i'll deal with your crazy ass, i promise you

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
oh, i see, trying to look intelectual now, are we? who are you kidding? the white coats are coming for you soon, psycho boy, watch your back
noone cares about your foogehzie ideas. i know where you live

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that sounds like a threat- i'll cancel your contract, you hear? they'll find you ten years from now in the trunk of a cadillac at JFK airport's long term parking, got that? you've clubbed your last baby seal, you animal

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html

at least those seals don't sit around smoking drugs in the middle of the day, you crack whore

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Crack whore????? hold on, let me ask your mother what she thinks about that (brooklynbrowncoats rolls over and taps your mom on the shoulder)
she says to leave it alone, shes' tired; brooklynbrowncoat wore her out last night

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
...and to our health we drank a thousand times, now it's time to ramble on....
i smell an epic tale in the making...
oh, never mind; that's just my stinky fingers again
i hope a zeppelin reference here does not go unnoticed

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...and to our health we drank a thousand times, now it's time to ramble on....
i smell an epic tale in the making...
oh, never mind; that's just my stinky fingers again
i hope a zeppelin reference here does not go unnoticed

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...and so brooklynbrowncoat leaves on an epic journey to find his precious crack stem...
a fellowship has been born between Brooklynbrowncoat and a couple of crackhead hookers from craigslist;

they leave Brooklyn, the county of kings, in search of the precious which was stolen by two drug addicted hobbits;

i have a feeling we will hear more of their perilous journey through middle earth in the coming threads...
and as soon as brooklynbrowncoat's crazy ass gets back here i'm gonna beat him and his crackwhore hookers from craigslist into a bloody pulp..
yet i find myself intrigued by his adventure.....[/QUOTE
good riddance, mental case

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oh, i see, trying to look intelectual now, are we? who are you kidding? the white coats are coming for you soon, psycho boy, watch your back
noone cares about your foogehzie ideas. i know where you live

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that sounds like a threat- i'll cancel your contract, you hear? they'll find you ten years from now in the trunk of a cadillac at JFK airport's long term parking, got that? you've clubbed your last baby seal, you animal

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html

at least those seals don't sit around smoking drugs in the middle of the day, you crack whore

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Crack whore????? hold on, let me ask your mother what she thinks about that (brooklynbrowncoats rolls over and taps your mom on the shoulder)
she says to leave it alone, shes' tired; brooklynbrowncoat wore her out last night

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ok, this one is too disturbing as it is in fact YOUR mother too. I thought they only did that on Jerry Springer.

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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
oh, i see, trying to look intelectual now, are we? who are you kidding? the white coats are coming for you soon, psycho boy, watch your back
noone cares about your foogehzie ideas. i know where you live

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that sounds like a threat- i'll cancel your contract, you hear? they'll find you ten years from now in the trunk of a cadillac at JFK airport's long term parking, got that? you've clubbed your last baby seal, you animal

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html

at least those seals don't sit around smoking drugs in the middle of the day, you crack whore

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Crack whore????? hold on, let me ask your mother what she thinks about that (brooklynbrowncoats rolls over and taps your mom on the shoulder)
she says to leave it alone, shes' tired; brooklynbrowncoat wore her out last night

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ok, this one is too disturbing as it is in fact YOUR mother too. I thought they only did that on Jerry Springer.

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didn't mean to disturb, only to amuse. and just when i thought this was getting too confusing to follow you have restored my faith!

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