Ignore this by jossisagod

Aunt Dora from Bewitched.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:11 AM

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Originally posted by ShadowFLY:
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Originally posted by Causal:
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Dude! I'm So high right now.

This makes me wonder what Shadow's deep-seated insecurity is that makes him have to insult others to feel good about himself? I mean, I can't help but notice that he didn't post a pic over in the other thread...

No insecurities here boy, now why don't you take your high and mighty self out of my thread. Don't let the door hit your GI Joe ass on the way out.

What consistently amuses me is the way he uses "boy"--as though that were supposed to mean something insulting. Is that supposed hurt somebody's fellings? I am of the male variety, so I hardly see why that would upset me. Of course, "boy" does have racial overtones; perhaps he's trying to make racist comments. That would, of course take this thing to a whole new level...

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:16 AM

PirateNews? No boy, at this you are wrong as usual, now it's time for you to go to another thread and leave me be.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:19 AM

Of course, because you have admin rights to deny people the use of a free and open message board! You can block me from a thread or the whole site, if you want.

Wait--you don't have admin rights? Well, then, bugger off. Or maybe you're hoping that if you just insult enough people everyone will leave you alone. Too bad you're mostly impotent--all you really have is your noxious personality and no real power to speak of.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:22 AM

You may leave now boy. You are dismissed.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:25 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Shadowfly.

I notice you make fun of everyone else. Yet there is no picture of you.

Now play nice.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:27 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

OK River

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:29 AM

Know your place woman

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:40 AM

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OK River

River? It tickles me that you would say that. I'm as far from river as a person could get, and if that's what you want to believe, go ahead. This river will take the fall for my deeds.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:44 AM

Let's hope this one doesn’t breed

We don't need no water let the mutherfuckers, burn, Burn mutherfuckers, burn!

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:56 AM

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Originally posted by ShadowFLY:
You may leave now boy. You are dismissed.

Uh oh, the Shadow must be really mad now: he's calling me "boy"! Oh, my!

Plus, it's good to see that if you are going to be insulting you'll at least try and personalize it (riffing on the whole military thing). Of course, that would work well if you had any actual power to speak of.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:57 AM

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Originally posted by ShadowFLY:
We don't need no water let the mutherfuckers, burn, Burn mutherfuckers, burn!

Ah...good music to go with the flame-fest, eh?

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 9:00 AM

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Originally posted by Causal:
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Originally posted by ShadowFLY:
You may leave now boy. You are dismissed.

Uh oh, the Shadow must be really mad now: he's calling me "boy"! Oh, my!

Plus, it's good to see that if you are going to be insulting you'll at least try and personalize it (riffing on the whole military thing). Of course, that would work well if you had any actual power to speak of.

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What are you talking about junior? I have no problems with the military. That photograph of you sitting near that UH-1 Huey with the GAU-17 7.62mm, automatic mini-guns was not meant to be an insult. That semi-automatic weapon you're holding. M4 or M16?

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 10:29 AM

This one fell out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 10:36 AM

Jihad anyone?

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 12:29 PM

this is a serious question:

Why do you enjoy making fun of other ppl? do you ever think about how you would feel if ppl made comments like that about?

please take these seriously and don't start calling names, because if you do then you reveal the fact that you have the emotional maturity of a 4 year old

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 12:38 PM

I do what I please junior. Now get out of my room.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 12:54 PM

JOSSISAGOD

Technically, it's MY room, since I started this apparently now random thread. So, if you wouldn't mind playing nice in it or you can go joke around in other threads, what ever works for you. Believe me I know it's tempting to joke in threads, however, even though this is in Troll Country it's still a serious thread.

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!

"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 1:11 PM

Who said I was joking?

Don't you think he looks a little like Will Hung?

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 1:28 PM

The Return of the Adam's Family

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 1:33 PM

Some people should NEVER post their photograph.
Lay off the barbeque and beer.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 2:04 PM

The original family that the story Rosemary's Baby was based on.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:50 PM

SERYN

see, you are trying now, but still, they have no zip, no pizazz. They're just not very original, and you're ignoring everything we've talked about on rhythm etc.

You really must try harder.

Oh, plus, you have to just tweek mine a little - its 'fell out of the ugly tree...'

or it just doesn't make sense.

ok, come on, theres a good boy, I know you can do it if you just try harder!

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 8:59 PM

My goal is not to be original, and It's not UGLY TREE because you are not ugly. You just have a look in your photo that gives me the impression that you fell out of a tree and landed on your head. You are not ugly, but it is clear that you are a wolf in sheeps clothing. You are quite beautiful but I would knife you in a second.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 9:23 PM

ppl like you are why I didn't post on the "putting faces with names" thread becuase you will go out of your way to find something to insult me about

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 9:27 PM

I do no such thing. It's all in your mind.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 6:19 AM

SERYN

Darling, I never pretended to be wearing sheeps clothing.

I sinply don't feel the need to bitch endlessly at other people to get them to pay attention to me.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 7:00 AM

Now Here's a much better photograph of Pagan Paul and and wife.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 7:14 AM

And glaming it up for the camera are the two winners of New York's 3rd annual, hotwing eating contest.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 7:44 AM

SERYN

no, hopeless, utterly hopeless. Theres obviously just no helping you. Well, get used to mediocraty.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 7:46 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

*wanders into the thread.*

I'm getting a strong reading in here.. The readings are definite. *Scans everyone in the room.* Just a minute.. I have to isolate the signal...

*Scans everyone and lands on ShadowFly.* Breep! Breep! Breep! Breep!

Tzao Gao! O.o *The screen flickers and CF bashes the scanning device.*

Phew! Thank God. I thought it was the highest level of troll. It isn't.. It's just a lightweight.. Harmless really. I was gonna get me an ear too.

At least there is an aptly titled thread now.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 7:46 AM

The hell with all of you. No one asked you to come into Troll Country so you have no one to blame except yourselves. You made a choice to come here. It's not my problem if you get your feelings hurt.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 1:07 PM

COPILOT

An I carried such a torch

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 1:08 PM

COPILOT

An I carried such a torch

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 1:09 PM

COPILOT

An I carried such a torch

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 1:40 PM

ROFL, LMFAO, LMAO!!!! Now that's what I call a Hoochie Mama!!! LOL!!!

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 1:48 PM

One less vermin in the world.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 2:35 PM

Now this photograph is just downright sweet. Nothing bad about it at all.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 2:36 PM

This photograph was taken as she was being admitted into a drug and depression rehab center.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 2:43 PM

This here is a depressed, insecure groupie whos favorite band she listened to all the time for comfort, took off on tour one day and never came back.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 2:47 PM

The FBI and the CIA questioned Lee Harvey Oswald over and over again late into the night, but Lee didn't know anything about Kennedy's assassination.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 2:52 PM

serious question: why do you enjoy this?

can I expect a serious answer?

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 2:58 PM

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Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
serious question: why do you enjoy this?

can I expect a serious answer?

It's fun

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 3:01 PM

for you and who else?

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 3:01 PM

A young Kurt Russell?

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 3:02 PM

For me.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 3:05 PM

*walks into thread, sets down CD player, presses play, and walks away*

CD player:

"I'm a little boy with glasses, the one they call a geek
a little girl who never smiles cuz I got braces on my teeth
and I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep

I'm that kid on every playground who is always chosen last
a single teenage mother tryin to overcome her past
You don't have to be my friend if it's too much to ask

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain
In God's eyes we're all the same
some day we'll all have perfect Wings
Don't laugh at me

I'm a cripple on the corner
You pass me on the street
I wouldn't be out here begging if I had enough to eat
and don't think I don't notice that our eyes never meet

I lost my wife and little boy somewhere down that yellow line
The day we laid 'em in the ground was the day I lost my mind
Right now I'm down to holdin this little cardboard sign

Don't laugh at me, Don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain
In God's eyes we're all the same
Someday we'll all have perfect wings
Don't laugh at me

I'm Fat, I'm thin..I'm Short, I'm tall..I'm deaf.. I'm blind
Hey aren't we all
Don't laugh at me...... Don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain
In God's eyes we're all the same
Someday we'll all have perfect wings
Don't laugh at me"

written by
Allen Shamblin & Steve Seskin, and
recorded by Mark Wills

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 3:08 PM

Creative, but bothersome.

I need to find some more content so excuse me.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 3:16 PM