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Thursday, April 7, 2005 1:51 PM

Static:

Yeah... But wouldn't it be better to just embrace your wife, bask in her love, and forget that KaKa/nugget even exists? Once you're breathing normally, you can just kick back in the harem and let the acolytes massage your feet and peel grapes for you.

Like I said, this kid gets physical beatings all the time, by everyone he encounters. What he needs is a good mind-f*cking. That's what I'm gonna give him. Y'all might want to clear the kiddies out of the room...

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S.
Besides, it'll go over better wit da' judge, if it's plausibly deniable... Or at least not clearly premeditated. (I've already got his IP address tracerouted. Maybe we'll talk later, less publicly.)
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"Goooz-fraaah-baaah." -Jack Nicholson, Anger Management

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 2:26 PM

ZOID

embers wrote:

Quote:
...I almost feel sorry for poor little nugget...

Don't feel sorry for KaKa/nugget. It does him no good. Even though everyone beats him physically (or isolates/ostracizes him, another form of physical punishment), it does not cause him any mental pain. His parents (meaning, his real parents, not the fanciful mommie with AIDS) have long since reached the end of their rope trying to break through to him, to no avail.

He is dissociative: "Dissociation is a mental process, which produces a lack of connection in a person's thoughts, memories, feelings, actions, or sense of identity." He lacks sensation, lacks a connection with his world and those others who are in it. He wants to be traumatized so he can feel something, and he finds it increasingly hard to find that feeling. He knows no happiness, except when he provokes a visceral reaction from others. When people hurt him, he is happy because that strong animal emotion is the only thing his numbed senses can feel.

I daresay there are a team of people who are trying to help him; but, their hands are tied. They have to try to reach him through love, which he cannot feel anymore, or medication that controls his behavior while simultaneously making it harder to get through to the 'inner' KaKa/nugget. So they talk at him and their words wash over him and past him like the gentlest breeze, not even ruffling his hair.

What he needs is to have his soul slapped, shaken and shocked. If he can be drawn out of his shell, forced to examine it so he can see how ugly that shell is, he may decide he's ready to accept the help he is being offered. Right now, he's not ready to be helped.

And pity is utterly lost on him. He will only see it as an entryway to your heart, and he'll hurt you in order to make you strike back in pain. He feeds on the vehemence of others, because it's the only thing that can get through; but when it does get through, it is only raw anger. There is nothing to think about, no message to ponder.

Let's just see how this goes for a while...

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S.
Know how to get a sick dog to take its medicine? Wrap the pill in a piece of bacon. Same process here...
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:25 PM

THEREALME

Ignore him.

Stop feeding him.

He is winning.

Worse, he is bringing out a lot of ugliness from two gentlemen that I respect.

The Real Me

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:33 PM

ZOID

TRM:

I know what I'm doing. Mate in three moves, unless he resigns. Just relax.

v/r,
-zed

P.S.
Please note that your post was the first in over six hours...

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:55 PM

THEREALME

As you will, then.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 6:29 AM

NDUGU

yes im afraid i am quite crazy guys thank you zoid for opening my eyes im going to check myself into a mental hospital now.

zoid i stoped reading your post after the first few sentences and only caught a few lines of the others but i think i get the jist.

your stupid (wow u showed me)

haha the thing i find most funny is you actually think what you write is affecting me at all haha.

see callin me retarted doesn't hurt cos im not see saying i get beat up doesn't hurt cos i don't. (by the way dont kid yourself into thinking you could kick my ass cos your older then me, i have actually been in real fights. unlike you zoid.

oh and the thing i find the most hilarious is that you keep saying i insult people... but actually i have never insulted a single person in this thread your the one writing three page essays on how im retarted and dumb.

anyway this isn't funny anymore i have my 100 posts im going to another forum you all were right about me being a troll to bad u diddn't say anything else it made this thread quite dull.

thanks for playing friends i only read half of your stuff but im sure i diddn't miss anything important.

no wait wait this is just to funny, zoid....writes a 500 word essay about how im stupid.......... then thinks i actually care hahahahaha oh man

GOOD WORK ON GETTING RID OF THE TROLL ZOID HE JUST COULDN"T TAKE YOUR BRAND OF SNOOZE INDUCING INSULTS.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 6:39 AM

NDUGU

that last line was sarcasm by the way, im going because this thread reached 100 pages its a game i have recently started called. make lame people with no lives get angry and write hilarously lame essays on how much i suck. Thanks for playing zoid and static you got the long part right but the hilarous part was lacking (quite poor actualy)

the thing that suprised me is how little encouragement you all needed i diddn't even start with antagonism and you were all on me like a bunch of hungry piranahs made it much to easy im afraid i diddn't even need to write anything offensive.

oh and one more thing i can just picture you all dissecting my posts quoting lines then writing witty responses to it but um see i won't be here to read it im gone haha thanks again for playing.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 8:15 AM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:
... but um see i won't be here to read it im gone haha thanks again for playing...

Our pleasure. At least on the brighter side. . .you're still leaving.

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

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Friday, April 8, 2005 9:59 AM

XENOCIDE

Quote:
*ponders* are there girls trolls?

Well, there's Conscience.
-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.
http://www.bcpl.net/~wilsonr/farpoint.html

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Friday, April 8, 2005 10:09 AM

SOUPCATCHER

The only reason I'm replying is because this made it's way back up to the top of the main page after dropping off.

Can someone PLEASE move this to Troll Country?

The original poster obviously is just looking for attention and has concocted a "game" that allows them to hide behind the anonymity of this particular medium.

* editted to add: Et tu, Xenocide?

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Next up: Early "Nutcrusher" Jubal and the Firebuggers

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Friday, April 8, 2005 11:03 AM

XENOCIDE

Awww Dad! Come on. It's kinda fun. Like beating a crippled dog with a stick. Or flogging a dead horse. Or frying an ant with (Edited) a magnifying glass. Or flinging kakanuggets at monkeys.

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 11:29 AM

CHRISISALL

I'm absolutly shocked at this thread.

I'm even more shocked that I have to wipe tears from my eyes.

Not tears for nugget, y'see I'm laughing a little too hard.

Boy, when I have a few moments to kill....
I use 'em.

The embarrassed to be lol Chrisisall

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Friday, April 8, 2005 12:06 PM

IMEARLY

Quote:
oh and one more thing i can just picture you all dissecting my posts quoting lines then writing witty responses to it but um see i won't be here to read it im gone haha thanks again for playing.

Yes, I am certain that you have impacted the lives of my fellow Browncoats.

KaKa, you will be a poignant topic at cons,

KaKa, you will be the subject of fan vids,

KaKa, your character will be created for many a fan fic.

KaKa, you are a big man,

KaKa, you ARE what Firefly is all about.

You are the reason the world revolves, the purpose of the church, and an all round great guy.

Most importantly,

KaKa, you are gone.

Don't let the doorknob get ya, where the good lord split ya.

Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

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Friday, April 8, 2005 12:15 PM

STARRBABY

"Zzzzzzzzz . . . .Zzzzzzzzz . . . . .Zzzzzz"
HUH . . . *snort* . . .*rubbs eyes* . . .wha?

Awwwww, man! Are we still paying attention to this little dip wad?

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Friday, April 8, 2005 1:43 PM

STATIC

He's gone!!

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

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Friday, August 4, 2006 8:27 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

man, what a troll,

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 3:33 PM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by SoupCatcher:
The only reason I'm replying is because this made it's way back up to the top of the main page after dropping off.

Can someone PLEASE move this to Troll Country?

The original poster obviously is just looking for attention and has concocted a "game" that allows them to hide behind the anonymity of this particular medium.

* editted to add: Et tu, Xenocide?

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Next up: Early "Nutcrusher" Jubal and the Firebuggers

relax

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007 4:56 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

NDUGU: you are a freaking lowlife, piss off and die and kill yourself, fool

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