Loveletter from a serial killer... by XeroGravity

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Loveletter from a serial killer...

POSTED BY: XEROGRAVITY
UPDATED: Friday, June 1, 2007 12:43
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005 5:07 PM

ScorpionRegent of FIREFLYFANS.NET has sent you the following message:

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Deal with me?
(I grab my crotch in your general direction.) Deal with this fucko! I don't have to justify what I do with my toes to dessicated abortions the likes you. Piss on you from a considerable height.

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To respond to ScorpionRegent, you can go here:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/showprofile.asp?un=ScorpionRegent

...all you had to do was let it go. I didn't even mention you by name.

I didn't want to post this. Prolly a public service.

XG

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005 9:41 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Okay, so what?

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, December 1, 2005 2:36 AM

SIMONWHO

Quote:
Originally posted by XeroGravity:
ScorpionRegent of FIREFLYFANS.NET has sent you the following message:

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Deal with me?
(I grab my crotch in your general direction.) Deal with this fucko! I don't have to justify what I do with my toes to dessicated abortions the likes you. Piss on you from a considerable height.

ScorpionRegent! That's terrible, I'm shocked, truly shocked. It's spelt 'desiccated'.

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Thursday, December 1, 2005 5:53 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Simonwho: Well I guess I was in a hurry. Sheepish grin, shrug

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Thursday, December 1, 2005 7:54 AM

CITIZEN

ScorpionRegent:
Terrible Grammer, simply terrible.
You should be ashamed.

You should learns to speaks the proper English of the Queen likes what I does.

I like the Monty Python Imagry BTW.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

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Thursday, December 1, 2005 9:42 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
ScorpionRegent:
Terrible Grammer, simply terrible.
You should be ashamed.

You should learns to speaks the proper English of the Queen likes what I does.

I like the Monty Python Imagry BTW.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

When I grow up can I be a Pikey?

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, December 1, 2005 9:50 AM

CAUSAL

What on earth is this thread about? Been trying to figure it out for two days, now.

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Thursday, December 1, 2005 10:14 AM

CITIZEN

If you reeeeaaally want too...

But do you like dawgs bruv?

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Friday, December 2, 2005 4:21 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
What on earth is this thread about? Been trying to figure it out for two days, now.

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

Wait around a while and XEROGRAVITY will tell you his side of it. If I think it's even worth the bother I'll give you my opinion on the matter after he's done. Unless of course, Citizen wants to give his take on it. If XEROGRAVITY doesn't chime in soon you can PM him.

Scorpion Regent

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Friday, December 2, 2005 10:38 AM

XEROGRAVITY

there ain't no "my side" to it...

repeat after me...

"it puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose."

that's your pickup line there romeo.

XG ~I can be terse too...

No such thing as "silence of the lambs."

only the purehearted guys who PM villains.

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Friday, December 2, 2005 9:09 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Well Casual I guess he doesn't want to explain it to you.

Scorpion Regent

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Friday, December 2, 2005 9:13 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by XeroGravity:
there ain't no "my side" to it...

repeat after me...

"it puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose."

that's your pickup line there romeo.

XG ~I can be terse too...

No such thing as "silence of the lambs."

only the purehearted guys who PM villains.

You're not so lucid today. Have you been taking your meds?

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, December 3, 2005 12:49 AM

XEROGRAVITY

scorpionregent

Hey you picked this fight. I never attacked you (unless you count monty pythonism as some kind of assault).

You started this. You struck first, several paragraphs worth of diatribe. I replied with a 1 or 2 sentence response. THEN, you're calling me a "dessicated abortion" in my private mailbox. Oh the joy... how I like looking in my personal mail and have you conjure up that kind of imagery.

I even gave you a 2nd chance to stop the attacks, kept your name anonymous, and hinted at what would come next. You claim you want to "stand" by what you said. I don't want to stand in it. Hence, we have this thread. Dessicated abortion? C'mon dude... you've crawled into the creepy world of psychosis with that one. Right about now, I imagine there's a couple guys in white suits swinging butterfly nets, chasing you down, trying to return you to the padded cell you so desperately need. I really didn't need you to put that kind of ugly imagery in my mailbox.

I gave you an out, and you didn't take it. Time for some electroshock therapy.

Citizen:

It's noble to stick up for someone you identify with. Hell.. it's downright loyal. BUT, you should stick to your born-again boyscout routine and never mix it up in other people's private battles... now sing with me...

"Holy Roll'y Rolling"
"Jee-zuzzzzz"

A self-avowed atheist like me must make for a very juicy target. Well, I'm not quite an atheist. The big "G" is a question mark. I'll figure out when I bite the bullet for the last time.

Don't ever sing cowboy showtunes to someone who can break a horse by riding bareback, and tie nautical knots. Hell, I could sail a dinghy thru a hurricane and live to tell about it. Got salt in my blood. You're out of your league. If you really wanna get in the middle of a fight that is none of your business, keep pushing.

I just don't give a damn. Only don't creep me out with private messages like scorpionregent cuz I promise you, I won't hesitate to post them here. Don't send me nothing in my private mail you don't want to be a matter of public record.

XG

No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.

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Saturday, December 3, 2005 4:51 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Casual: the last post is more the sort of explanation you were looking for. It's XG's perspective.
What I remember is different. XG was being extremely rude in multiple posts on a open thread: the hidey place for nice boys and girls. If you want more background you can go there and see. He declared all women to be whores. He said something like you should all bow down and worship him. He was generally behaving like he was the only person in the world or atleast the only one that mattered. I consider this to be intolerant and extremely dissrespecful. He said something like, this thread sucks. So I told him he could leave if he wanted and he wouldn't be missed. He didn't take the hint. So rather than be rude in front of the entire thread I chose to insult him with some very choice words in private mail. You can read them in the post at the begining of this thread. Rather than private mailing me back he comes back to the thread saying that he is terribly shocked by what someone has privately sent him. He felt that he could blackmail me into appologizing for insulting him by threatening to reveal what I said in private. I wasn't having any of that. I don't give in to blackmail for nothing. I told him that if he chose he could post what I said because I wasn't apologising for nothing. After all he hasn't apologised for anything he's posted on a open thread, I didn't tell him I thought he should apologise and of course it never occured to him that he should. I posted something like respect has to be earned. So he posted my Private E-mail here. He's all freaked out by my choice of words. He says he's a tough guy and maybe he is and maybe he's not, but that's not the point. One thing I can tell you about is that Xero hasn't spent a lot of time with people who know how to swear and insult with gratuitious abondon: sailors, mechanics, truck drivers, ex-cons, roughnecks, construction workers and marines. People like that wouldn't have raised a eyebrow at my choice of words, because they say things like that all the time. They also wouldn't have resorted to blackmail. They would have stood their ground and E-mailed me right back. I could be wrong, but I'm guessing that Xero is insecure. I rattled him really good with just one E-mail.
Oh if you find the reference to my toes in the initial post some what cryptic here's the heads up. I said something to the affect that if a good woman is hard to find and that if I have to let her paint my toenails to keep her then so be it. Xero got weirded out by that, (more proof of insecurity). And the "deal with this" refference, Xero said he would deal with me later.

Xerogravity: You need to think a litte more about the consequences of your actions. That is not a threat, simply a statement of fact. The way you act is going to affect the way people treat you. You offended me, so I offended you. If you want to believe that I "struck first" then you have a right to your opinion. The way I see it you were taunting the whole thread. I just decided to voice my views. If you were a little less offensive to begin with, I probably wouldn't have E-mailed you. We could have stayed in private E-mail, but instead of staying there you chose to run back into the public threads and play the children's game of "If you're not nice to me I'm going to tell." Well you are in the spotlight right next to me, the world is watching everything we do and I'm betting that in the end you will look worse than I do. If you gave me a out, well then I gave you plenty, still here we are. I will give you this, you have been much more polite in threads lately.

Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 2:04 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by XeroGravity:

Citizen:

It's noble to stick up for someone you identify with. Hell.. it's downright loyal. BUT, you should stick to your born-again boyscout routine and never mix it up in other people's private battles... now sing with me...

"Holy Roll'y Rolling"
"Jee-zuzzzzz"

A self-avowed atheist like me must make for a very juicy target. Well, I'm not quite an atheist. The big "G" is a question mark. I'll figure out when I bite the bullet for the last time.

Don't ever sing cowboy showtunes to someone who can break a horse by riding bareback, and tie nautical knots. Hell, I could sail a dinghy thru a hurricane and live to tell about it. Got salt in my blood. You're out of your league. If you really wanna get in the middle of a fight that is none of your business, keep pushing.

I just don't give a damn. Only don't creep me out with private messages like scorpionregent cuz I promise you, I won't hesitate to post them here. Don't send me nothing in my private mail you don't want to be a matter of public record.

These forums are for Trolls, under normal circumstances you shouldn’t entertain your type, but it is, on occasion, high-larious.

Post entitled:
XG is a Troll and here's why:

I wasn't expressing an overt opinion on this thread but you posted something that you believed would insult me (Hint: you can’t insult me love).
Troll

Born again Christian, ha, you know what I think of them. Hmm but you say it anyway.

Honey, the thing about boy scouts is that they spend time outdoors and get to play with knives, think about it.

You can sail a dinghy thru a Hurricane? What’s a main-sheet?

Don't threaten me sweetheart, you'd be luxuriating in a nice hospital bed with a broken jaw if you and me met face to face.

Oh and what ya gonna do huh? Come on, what ya gonna do? Use harsh language? Send me a picture of a vicious feather duster?

So here I am, pushin’ give it some sweety.

But you like songs so:
XG's a Troll and he's ok
He Trolls all night and he Trolls all day

EVERYONE:
He's a Troll and he's ok
He Trolls all night and he Trolls all day

He Trolls forums he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra
He wishes he could have been a Girlie just like his dear papa.

In conclusion:
Pathetic little troll boy, never leaves house.

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 6:10 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

XG: Telling Citizen that this is none of his business and that this is a private battle is a pallet load of hypocritical bunk. If this was private we'd be flaming it out in private e-mail. You chose to make this public by posting a private E-mail on a public thread. He has every right to read and post his opinion of what he sees here. If you don't like it, that's just too bad. You can't have it both ways. I feel confident that he supports me. You are still acting like a petulant child, because I have a friend here and you don't. I also presume that I have the support of others. I would still leave the Hidey thread If Blackeyed girl were only to ask. I never saw you dare to make a similar offer, and I know why, because I bet that she would ask you to leave. You will probably claim that she hasn't seen my E-mail to you. Maybe she hasn't and doesn't care to because she recognises it for what it was, a private tell off from me to you, or maybe she has and hasn't said anything, doesn't matter either way. Seryn hasn't asked me to leave the loafer's nook and I would if she did. No one has voiced a single real problem with me on any open thread except you. Is it starting to sink in yet that you have the problem, not everyone else?
As far as whether or not you can tie knots, break horses and sail through hurricanes, this is cyberspace that sort of talk can be very cheap. I could claim to be able to drive a 18 wheeler. I could say that I have been to the Playboy mansion. I could say that I have driven a Ferrari F50. I could say I'm an astronaut. As I said talk is cheap. If you really can sail through a hurricane in a dingy, then you have my permission to prove it, go sail into the eye of a hurricane in a dingy.
Electroshock therapy, excuse me, is that some sort of threat?
If private E-mails creep you out, consider the possibility that you are allowing yourself to be creeped out. If you don't like people pushing your buttons, then don't leave them lying around waiting to be pushed labeled with a big sign "do not push button". In short, get over it and quit leading with your chin.
If you really "just don't give a damn", then what have you been making such a godawful fuss about for the last week so.

Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 11:56 PM

XEROGRAVITY

Sing with me guys...

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK"
"I wear women's clothing and I work all day"

I find myself defeated. You're gay-mojo has overpowered me. Too damn hip to be defeated.

In the spirit of Le' Francais, I surrender. I am defeated (Le'laque de'Hip'ness). Kinda sexy in a very "Oooh LaLa" sorta way. The pity vote is worth all kinds of sex.

XG

Aloof as always. No such thing as "aloof" (unless it gets me laid)

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 4:47 PM

BROWNCOAT2006

heres an idea boys... GROW THE FUCK UP!!! THis is like watching little two year olds who first learned how to swear start swearing at eachother and THREATINING people ONLINE for christs sake... although it is HI-LARIOUS your acthing like children (which is a LOT coming from me... who acts like a child most days...) GROW UP!!! Get outside... SUN GOOD!!! :)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:21 AM

RIVER6213

I think Xerogravity left this board a month or so ago, so you are only yelling at a ghost. Why are you yelling at a ghost Browncoat2006?

River

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 10:55 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

some ppl enjoy it, RiveR

End of line.

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 10:39 AM

XEROGRAVITY

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
I think Xerogravity left this board a month or so ago, so you are only yelling at a ghost. Why are you yelling at a ghost Browncoat2006?

River

I'm back you foolish she-wench!

Fetch me beer and be quick about it.

-XG

No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.

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Friday, June 1, 2007 12:43 PM

BIGWOLF18

could i see the original thread? coz too me it seems like XG has his head up his own arse, but i might be wrong and i wish to check.

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Bigwolf18, shaman.

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