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ANGEL SCRIPT FINAL EPISODE OF THE APOCALYPSE

Episode 22, Season 5
Title: "Not Fade Away"
Written by: Jeffrey Bell & Joss Whedon
Original Air Date: May 19th, 2004

Cut to:

20c INT. SENATOR BRUCKER'S CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
The Senator is talking on the phone in front of a large banner for her campaign.

ANGEL (V.O.)
You already know she's pure hellspawn, and she tends to surround herself with vampires.

Cut to:

25 INT. SENATOR BRUCKER'S CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
The Senator is sitting at her desk, talking on the phone. Other workers in her office are keeping busy.

SENATOR
(talking on the phone)
I can't officially comment on that, but off the record, if Mr. Conley's recent confession is true, then he's a very sick man who needs professional help.
(turns to face away from the door)
One of the goals of my next term in Washington is stronger federal guidelines.

Gunn walks in, unseen by the Senator, but noticed by others who work in the office. One of the workers swings at Gunn, who ducks and punches back.

Cut to:

36 INT. SENATOR BRUCKER'S CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
The fighting in the Senator's office can't go unnoticed at this point. Gunn has engaged nearly everyone else there, but the Senator remains on the phone, unfazed. She snaps her fingers at the one vampire who is still sitting at his desk computer instead of fighting off Gunn. The vampire goes for Gunn, but Gunn stakes him instantly.

SENATOR
(on the phone)
The families are protected against pedophiles and other undesirables. Even the United States government...

Gunn then turns his attention to the Senator as he reaches to grab the axe from his back and hurls it at the Senator's head. It lands in the middle of her forehead, cutting off her conversation in mid-sentence. She collapses to the floor, still holding the phone to her ear.

GUNN
(to the remaining vampires)
Looks like you boys are gonna need to find a new candidate.
(the vampires encircle Gunn, growling)
And you wonder why folks don't vote.

Gunn straightens his arms, unfurling the stakes he had hidden up his sleeves. He stakes the first one that attacks him, but has to fight off the others with more difficulty.

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