The Adventures of Jeremy - Book 2 by Succatash

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The Adventures of Jeremy - Book 2

POSTED BY: SUCCATASH
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 10, 2004 21:55
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Saturday, March 6, 2004 3:51 AM

"Sure Joss! Can Teela sit on it?" Tash asked with a mischevious smile.

"Not on your life." Teela replied. "Why don't we set you and your jar down on top of it?"

Tash looked disappointed. "Fine" And there almost a hint of "phew" from The Mighty Ebonezer.

"We're here. Okay, we'd like-"she turned to Joss. "Would Maniac want some when he wakes up?"

"Couldn't hurt."

"Okay 4 hamburgers and some bread."

"Bread, miss?" the confused employee replied.

"Yes. Bread. 2 slices. If you please."

"Um, miss, we-wait, never mind, we can do that."

"You know, controling minds can be fun."

A small side comment from Tash to himself: "Then why am I extremely scared?"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, March 6, 2004 2:58 PM

EBONEZER

"Because you have no balls?" the Mighty Ebonezer asked insided Tashes head.

"You read my mind now?"

"Yep, have been for a while. I don't mind you spending so much time thinking about Teela naked, it's all the time your spending thinking about Hillary Duff that bothers me."

"Get out of my brain!" Tash shouted out loud.

Everybody turned and stared at him. He blushed and turned back inside his head to yell at Ebonezer some more, "How'd you get here?" He asked.

"Remember the Jayne hat?"

Tash gasped, "That almost killed me!"

"But it didn't, stop griping."

"Get out!" He begged.

"That's not so easy," the Mighty Ebonezer said, "I like it here, and me getting out WILL kill you. Besides, it's good for you and me. Like a symbiotic relationship, you can see into my brain too."

"What do you give me?"

Ebonzer answered without pausing, "I've seen Anjalina Jolie naked. I spent some time in Billy Bob's Thortons head. That padded sex room isn't all that it's cracked up to be."

"Ok, so if that hat put you into my brain, who'd it put into Jeremy's brain?"

Tash turned and looked at Jeremy, "Is anybody in there?" he asked.

Jeremy's eyes glazed over, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."

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Sunday, March 7, 2004 3:08 PM

TEELABROWN

An unknown voice entered Tash's mind. "So, does that mean his little voice isn't here? Or on current leave?"

"Who are you?"

"I'm Yossarian. Teela's brain."

"But Teela didn't have a hat."

"I know. She didn't need it. Jayne's sad face wasn't the only reason she gave back her hat. Something in her mind told her to. Not me, I didn't know till recently."

"Hi!" The Mighty Ebonezer yelled out in Tash's brain.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, March 7, 2004 3:52 PM

EBONEZER

"Get out of his brain!" the Mighty Ebonezer yelled, "There's only room for one of us and that's me."

"I was only visiting," Yossarian said dejectedly, "Hey you wanna come see Teela's brain?"

The Mighty Ebonezer pereked up, "I can do that? Cool!"

"Oh no," Tash said, "If you leave I die."

"So?" Ebo asked.

"So I am not a big fan of dying!"

"Oh come on..." Ebo whinned.

"No. And Yossarian, out!"

"But-"

"Out!"

Grummbling Yossarian left.

Ebo and Tash turned their attention back to the conversation that all the others were immersing themselves in.

"...ok time to run!" Joss said.

Teela punched the gas and they went flying down the road.

"Hey! What are we running from? What are we running from?!" Tash asked.

Jeremy gave him a look, "Where have tou been?"

"Fighting with Ebonezer," he paused, "She says she resents being blamed."

The bug screeched around a corner and the Jar-o-tash rolled on it's side and accross the seat.

"Tell me what we're running from!" he begged.

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Monday, March 8, 2004 3:16 AM

TEELABROWN

"Yeah Joss." Jeremy said.

"I thought Teela knew."

"No, no. I'm just taking orders from you."

"Really?"

"You don't know where we're going?"

"No."

"Okay then. Where to?"

"Nowhere special."

"Always wanted to go there."

"What?"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, March 8, 2004 3:24 PM

EBONEZER

"Nowhere Special, I've always wanted to go there," Joss said, "What don't you get?"

Teela and Jeremy gave him a look. Tash would have givin him a look but he was currently rolling around under the seat.

"Nowhere Speacial is a town in Nevada. I've always wanted to go there."

"Rrrrrddddd rrrrppphh!" Tash yelled.

"What?" Teela asked, "Jeremy, grab Tash."

"Road Trip!" Tash scramed once he was free of the seat.

"Yay!"

The Very Important Historian stepped forward. A clip of the crew in the Bug played on a screen behind them, "And so our fearless heros bravly ran away from LA and drove to Nowhere special." Teela punched a tape into the player and "schools out for the summer" started playing loudly.

The VIH tried yelling over the song, "It was a trip filled with..." then gave up, "Oh fuck this," he said in his pomp british accent, "Im missing crikket on the BBC."

As the song played the gang went into cheezy movie mode. They stopped at a truck stop and lauged about something. Joss twirled around. They get some greasy burgurs. Jeremy shot spit balls at Tash. One missed and hit a burly truck driver. He stood up. They ran away and got into the bug and drove away, still laughing. The truck driver got in his rig and chased them down, Teela saw him barring down on them and laughed some more.

The arived in Nowhere special, the song stopped, and the Truck Driver, alond with his truck, dissapeared in a poof of non-logic.

"So, What's here?"

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OOC: I have a proposal. Let's wrap this up. We can start a new one! but this one is slowling dying i think... Better to go out with a big explosion then to fade away as people loose interest yeah?

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004 3:44 AM

TEELABROWN

Yup. We need a little wrap up. How come Tash, Maniac and StJ are responding? Well, I'm wrappin' up. Remindin' Jeremy Teela likes him, etc. You can add an epilogue if you want. Then we begin anew.

Have you seen Blazing Saddles? That's where I got the Nowhere Special bit.
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"Well, it's Nowhere Special. Haven't you seen Blazing Saddles? Well, nothin' happens much. Well, nothin' special. I think we ride off into the sunset, or some such thing." Teela announced to no one.

Suddenly, a big wind blew up from behind. They all turned around, and they saw Serenity landing.

"Wow, she's always beautiful." Joss said.

"Yeah." said Tash.

"Hey Jeremy, how much to you remember before your amnesia?" Teela asked.

Jeremy looked at Teela. "I remember a beautiful angel saying she loved me." He laughed. "The angel's name was Teela."

Teela laughed and gave Jeremy a quick peck on the cheek.

Serenity landed and her door opened. Out stepped Mal. "Well, we heard that a few travellers needed an end and a ship. Well, we got a ship. You got an end?"

"Yup." They said in unison.

Simon stepped out. "Well, I'm with Kaylee now."

Teela replied: "Wishes do come true, Simon. I'm with Jeremy now. Go ahead with Kaylee."

"Wow, that was easier than I thought. Well, back I go, I suppose."
.....
A person walks out. Well, our heros joined Serenity, and all is well.

*credits*

Tash and Ebonezer got along, even though Tash might scream out lound in a fight, which then would make River look sane.

Joss was in heaven, and helped planned missions. He grew a big black mustache, because he is a trditionalist.

Teela did get a harem started. It has Simon and Jeremy in it. She also hit it off with River, and they became fast friends.

The Very Important Historian did get to watch his crikket match.

We never did find out what was with StJ, the blue condoms, or any such thing.

Ebonezer also found that Yossarian was a very cool person, even if he was a brain. She also got laid, and finished up the credits/epilogue.

Well, Take it away, Ebonezer! Make up whackier credits!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004 12:35 PM

TEELABROWN

*Credits continuing*

A Special thanks to Ralph The Wonder Llama, whatever he did.

A Special thanks to everyone who participated!

A Special thanks to ebonezer for telling us she's a girl! I apreciate that, really! (I would have been so embarassed)

To the actusl Jeremy, who probably doesn't have this exciting of a life stye!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004 4:18 PM

EBONEZER

The credets continue rolling. After the

"Very few animals where harmed in the making of this thingy"

was shown, a brief Epologe appeared.

~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Serenity and Crew (now inculing teela, Jeremy, Tash, Ebonezer, and anybody else who happened to be there) were taking a long break and much deserved vacation while at the wedding of one of Mal and Zoe's personal friends from the war.

Jeremy was happly shoving cake into Teela face and Ebonezer was making jokes about another wedding coming soon.

A man in black stepped forward handed Jeremy a package wrapped in brown paper.

"I'm a representitive from Universal. We've been trying to track you down for a while."

Jeremy went stiff, Teela put her hand around the knife tucked into her boot (she had been handing out with Zoe after all), Tash tried to hide behind himself. Ebonezer sneezed.

"Go ahead, Open it," the man said, "don't worry it's not a bomb."

Tentitivly Jeremy unwapped the package. A worn leather wallet fell out and open on the table. An exeptionaly bad picture of Jeremy printed on a drivers licence staired out at them.

"My wallet!"

The man nodded and said, "Been tryin to get that to you for a while now."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

And so it ends. I elecet Tash to start the next one. And be sure to tell me about it!

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004 4:24 PM

TEELABROWN

Very funny ebonezer! Don't worry, I'll tell you.

I second the motion of Tash!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Wednesday, March 10, 2004 9:55 PM

SUCCATASH

Wow, a really great story has ended, and we all learned a lot during this adventure, didn't we?

But the fun isn't over!

A really, really, really important new story has started! It's not about Jeremy. That's what makes it so mysterious!

It's so fun! http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=17&t=4259

THE HIPPIE AND HIS SHOTGUN

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