Take Turns Writing: "The Hippie and his Shotgun" by Succatash

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Take Turns Writing: "The Hippie and his Shotgun"

POSTED BY: SUCCATASH
UPDATED: Thursday, April 29, 2004 19:24
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 4:52 PM

"Hamburger, no pickles, no onions, rare. Salad, ranch dressing, no tomato. Three super delux tacos. Two corn dogs. One large pasta bowl. Two sushi platters with extra wasabie. A pan galactic gargle blaster. And flat bread. Anybody else want something?"

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"When did this become not funny?"

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 2:03 PM

TEELABROWN

You rock Ebo! I love Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters!

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"Hey, I want a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster! Tash, you're driving now." Teela said.

"Fine." Tash said. "But I'm going to get one next time."

"Rockin'! So, anything else we need?"

"Just some sushi." the Big Guy said.

"A roadkill possum." said the Hippie.

"Y'all get that?" Teela asked the box.

"I believe so. Is it hamburger, no pickles, no onions, rare. Salad, ranch dressing, no tomato. Three super delux tacos. Two corn dogs. One large pasta bowl. Three sushi platters with extra wasabie. Two pan galactic gargle blasters. And flat bread. And one roadkill possum?"

"Yup." Ebo said.

"Okay, please pull through."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 4:47 PM

EBONEZER

"Wow, intergalactic fast food resurants are so much more effeciant!" Ebo said as she picked upt the food.

"That will be 67 platnum," the thing said nicely.

"Umm."

"Well..."

"I've got, like, two bucks. And a paperclip. Do you think by platnum it means paperclip?"

"Do you take American Express?"

Suddenly the burger place disappeared in yet another poof of non-logic. Or maybe improbability. Hard to tell some times. In anycase it solved their payment problems. They set about on achieving their next goal. They needed...a spaceship! and more wasabi. a spaceship(!) and more wasabi. And maybe a shower...and a toothbrush...but a spaceship first. I think.

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"When did this become not funny?"

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 5:03 PM

SUCCATASH

Ebo didn't realize it, but she was drifting into the Dream Sleep of Death. Half awake, half asleep, half alive - Ebo dreamed her crazy dreams.

Teela and Tash managed to carry everyone with the Super Jar. The Hippie and the Big Guy still clung to the legs of the unconcsious Ebo. But the jetpacks were overloading and started to smoke.

They flew on and eventually landed on a tall mountain top in the middle of nowhere. Ebo had a fever and she cried out in her deadly sleep.

"This doesn't look good," said Teela.

"Move over, you're hogging the jar," muttered Tash.

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Thursday, April 29, 2004 7:24 PM

SUCCATASH

Suddenly, the ground began to tremble and the mountain collapsed beneath them. The entire group was scared, except Ebo. She was too busy dying to care. They fell 30 feet and landed roughly on the edge of a cliff.

They crouched uncomfortably on the mountain ledge and tried to come up with a plan. The Hippie and the Big Guy looked dazed and weary.

Ebo suddenly sat up and pointed at Teela and Tash in the jar and screamed. Then she smiled.

Teela and Tash looked at each other and screamed in horror.

THE END

The story continues here.... http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=17&t=4979

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