Take Turns Writing: "Ebo and the Mountain" by Succatash

"Oh come on," Ebo groaned, "You blocking."

The bigger Guy tilted his head, "I'm what now?"

"Blocking. Stopping the movement of the story from moving forward. You have to accept and build."

"Accept and...huh?"

"Accept and build. Haven't you ever played theater improv games?"

"Im..what?"

"Improv. Like the guys on who's line is it anyway."

"Oh hey, i love that show!"

"Well then watch it. Notice they never say no."

"They don't?"

"No. Now. I'm going to say it again, 'What do you say we forget the fight and keep on with the tablet thing?'"

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Monday, May 17, 2004 5:20 PM

The Bigger Guy stared thoughtfully at Ebo. Then, he burst into a song, his voice a beautiful high falsetto:

I am bigger than you and science,
I come from a family of giants,
The tablet will steal my breath,
The tablet will bring me death,
I will die by the fountain,
if I save your mountain....

The song continued as the Bigger Guy sang the same verse over and over and over..... until everyone fell asleep and the Bigger Guy laughed gleefully and pranced around.

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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:28 PM

Then he stopped and strted talking. "Hey! I made them fall asleep!"

A voice from the mountian answered: "Twit! These are the wrong people!"

"What do you mean? There's The Choosen One, The Jar-o-Heads, the whacked up one, Big Guy...What do you mean I messed up?"

"Er, um, good question. Let's see here." the sonds of pages being flipped echoed. "Wait, what year is it?"

"Um, 2004?"

"Okay. They were the right people, but at the wrong time. Come back and do that again in 40 years. Good-bye."

"Wait? 40 years? In new technology years, that'll take forever!"

He grumbled his way over the sleeping people.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:56 PM

The Bigger Guy looked at all the crazy people sleeping on the ground. Jar heads and robots and hippies, what had the world come to?

The Bigger Guy shed a tear and sniffed sadly. Then he ran away as fast as he could and didn't look back.

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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:19 PM

Slowly the group woke up. Teela looked around, "Hey, what happened to the Bigger Guy?"

"Is he gone?" Tash asked.

"If you can't see him, then its fairly safe to assume he's gone," TJ said.

"You're a sarcastic one, little head thing," Teela grumbled.

"Hey! So if the Bigger Guy won, that means he gave up, which means we win, right?"

There was a few minutes of murmuring, then a few nods, "Yeah, yeah I think it does."

"I know how we can celebrate!" Ebo cheered, "Golf!"

The Big Guy groaned, "Do we have to?"

"You don't have to. You can caddy. And drive the cart. And hit gophers if you find any."

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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:09 PM

But suddenly, a high pitched voice could be heard.

"What's that terrible sound?" asked Teela.

"Look! It's the Bigger Guy! He's returned!" exclaimed Ebo, and she pointed into the foothills. Her robot eyes allowed her see farther than the others.

The Bigger Guy was a speck in the distance. He crouched behind a large boulder high in the hills, far above the group.

He sang out shrilly, "Heellooo! I can see you! I see what your doing! I can see you!"

Then the Bigger Guy turned and ran away, disappearing from view. Again.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2004 2:06 PM

"Is he taunting us?" Teela said angrily, "I think he's taunting us."

Suddenly there was a crash and a small brown car came flying through the large windows. There was a little fish sign on the back and as well as a bumper stick that said "My boss is a jewish carpenter." There was a terrified looking girl (who coincidently hated being called a boy) stitting in the passanger seat and grabbing the dash board and screaming "You hit something else! This is the third thing you hit today!"

"Noooo," the guy sitting in the driver said, "I almost hit the center divider."

"What about the truck?"

"The truck hit me."

"Whatever! Just try to get me to the movies in one peice. I wanna see shrek 2!"

The driver poked his head out the window, "Sorry!" he shouted then as an afterthought added, "Vote Bush 2004!"

He backed out of the baggage claim area and pulled away, narrowly avoiding hitting an old lady.

"Its a good thing you don't drink!" the girl shouted, "You're a danger to socity while sober!" there was a squeeling of breaks and then, "You just ran over a "do not enter" sign for Christ sake!"

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OOC: Today i learned never get into a car with a christian republican.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:10 PM

The Hippie finally emerged with the two Hippie Girls around each arm. Apparantly the three had become fast friends.

"Say..." drawled the Hippie. "I've been listening to you talk but I don't understand a single thing you just said."

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Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:17 PM

"Wow," one of the rival heads in a jar said, "This story is just whipping along. Top marks for that. We're going to go, um, watch that grass grow over there."

"Ha! Ha!" Ebo shouted, "We've defeated them!"

The others looked unenthusiasticly at her.

Ebo sat down on a suitcase, "Ok, I'm bored."

The Hippie grinned, "I've been having lots of fun."

Ebo threw her shoe at him.

"What?" he asked, "Don't you like fun?"

Ebo threw her other shoe at him.

Suddenly a biycicle messenger arrived with a large package for Ebo. Ebo gave it too one of the Hippie girls saying, "Here, you open it."

"Why us?" the Hippie Girl asked suspiciously.

"I got anthrax last time. I'd like to share the love."

"ohhhh. Thata so sweet," The Hippie Girl opened the package to find a small laptop compuiter. It was very shinny. Ebo quicky reclaimed it and turned it on.

After powering up to "the Penis song" by Monty Python a large message flashed across the screen:

WARNING! PROPERTY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! HIGHLY CLASIFIED INFORMATION!! MUST HAVE PASSWORD TO CONTINUE!!!

"Damn," Ebo said, "I don't have any password."

"Try 'Password'," Tash suggested.

Ebo typed it in and the she was imedeatly allowed access into the computer.

"Whats it say?" Teela asked.

Ebo squinted at the screen, "Um.. which members of congress are aleins...Dick Cheney has been dead for the passt 2 months....Bush is a trained monkey, and he smells like one too...Oh wow. Take a look at this. Thats interesting."

"Read it out loud," Tash begged.

"Can't. Its somebody elses turn to think up a new plot line for us."

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 12:52 PM

T.J., or whatever his name is, read aloud in his English accent: "Says that our dear Ebo is menance to society, and that- oh, they did it again, so I'll substitute- she has left many places she's been to in a wreak. The underwater house, the island, the end of the world, wow Ebo, you have been a menance."

"I am not! I'm just a lucky klutz."

The Hippie said: "Whoa, like you don't usually here those two words in a sentance together."

"What two words?" Tash asked.

"'Lucky' and 'klutz'." Teela replied.

"But you just did!"

"That's why we said usually."

T.J. continued: "Well, it mentions all of us- well, most of us- and how we're evil."

"What am I?" Teela asked.

"Um, a mad scientist."

"COOL! I always wanted to be one!"

"But they're after you."

"So?"

"Nevermind."

"What else does it say?"

T.J. gasped.

"What?"

But he couldn't say a thing.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 4:49 PM

Ebo tapped on the glass, "Heloooooo. TJ? Why can't you speak?"

Teela and Tash cringed, "Stop tapping! Its loud!"

"So nudge him or something. Is he dead?"

Teela pushed TJ with her nose, "I don't know. Can severed heads die?"

TJs eyes fluttered.

"Hey...is he waking up?"

Suddenly his eyelids flipped open and he staired forward with fixed eyes.

"Oh good. He's awake. Hi TJ," TJ didn't respond, "TJ? Hello? I think I liked it better when he was dead."

Suddenly TJ started talking in a quiet, slightly robotic voice, "Danger. There is danger. Time to run."

"Run? What? I don't want to-"

There was another crash as a large tank came crashing through another hole in the wall.

A man wearing a dark suit jumped out of the tank and yelled, "FREEZE! THIS IS THE FBI!! YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!"

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 5:03 PM

"No we're not." said the Hippie.

"WHY?" demanded the FBI agent.

"Cause I said so."

"HA HA HA. YOU ARE WRONG. WE ARE PROTECTED AGIANST THAT." holding up his shoe.

"Darn. Always worked before."

"But we haven't done anything!" Ebo wailed.

"SURE YOU HAVE."

"The Press blew it out of porportion!"

"I KNOW. THEY ALWAYS HAVE. THAT'S WHY AMERICA RULES THE WORLD. PEOPLE ARE SLAVES TO MASS MEDIA. HA HA HA."

"Well, that's what I was about to say." T.J. said.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 5:03 PM

The Hippie and his girls laughed and twirled their shotguns.

"Don't think so," muttered the Hippie and they opened fire. The sounds of gunfire was deafening.

A fierce battle ensued. Ebo was shot in the butt.

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 6:07 PM

Lucky, because Ebo is female, the bullet was sucked in like a sponge, then poped out.

More battle and gunfire ensused.

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 6:12 PM

"Sarge! Our weapons are useless!" cried an FBI agent.

"What happened? Girl Butt?" shouted Sarge.

"It must be," replied the agent, nearly in tears. "I've never seen anything like it! The bullet. It was sucked in like a sponge, but... just popped out. From her butt."

"Son, get a hold of yourself," commanded Sarge.

"I can't, Sarge! It's more than girl butt, it's robot girl butt!"

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 6:24 PM

Seeing his chance, the Hippie ran to the FBI angent and grabbed him around the neck, putting his gun to the angents temple.

"Who sent you!" The hippi cried, "Who told you where we were?!"

"The UPS guy!" the FBI angent shouted, then burst into tears, "Now please let me go."

The hippie scoffed, "Don't they show you how to stand up to interrigation durring training?"

"Training? I didn't get any traing, i was just on my way to McDonalds when they grabbed me and said i was drafted!"

The Hippie threw the FBI 'angent' down and yelled, "Alright! Which way did the UPS guy go?"

A few people pointed.

"Alright! Lets go!" the hippie said and started running down the road.

Ebo groaned, "Do we HAVE To run? I hate running. Couldn't we steal a car or something?"

"Look a mustang!" the Big Guy said.

A few minutes later Ebo found herself riding a small brown horse. "This wasn't exactly what i had in mind..."

The Big Guy has a horse of his own and the jar of T,T,n T flew along with their jet pack thinger.

The Hippie kept running.

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 6:29 PM

Bullets whizzed over their heads as they chased after the UPS guy.

It was an exciting and scary chase and then suddenly...

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 6:45 PM

The UPS truck exploded!!!! It was terrible and horrible, and really really exiciting.

Unfortaunatly, it killed their only lead...

In her bordom, ebo sat down at the laptop to play solitare and found...

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Friday, May 21, 2004 2:32 PM

"How rockin'! They have Myst on here! Oh! Lode Runner too!"

"My, Teela, you are the ruler of anti-climaxes, aren't you?" The Hippie asked.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Friday, May 21, 2004 5:12 PM

"At you service," Teela said, "if I had legs I would be bowing now."

The Big Guy tilted his head, "Why?"

"I dunno. Just a little phyisical addition i thought I should tell you about."

"Oh right."

"Hey look!" Ebo shouted, "This laptop has internet access!"

The super jar hovered over to look over Ebo's shoulder. "Shinny!" Teela said, "Have you ever tried Googling yourself? Thats always fun."

Ebo went to google and typed 'Ebonezer' in the little box.

A second later a whole list of stuff poped up. One link was to Fireflyfans.net. "Hey this one has your guys names on it too."

"Really? Click it."

Ebo clicked and a websie poped up. Obviously. Because that's what happens when you click links. "Firefly? What the rutten hell is that?"

"Dunno. Where does it talk about us?"

"Ummmm, here we go, 'Ebo and the Mountain.' That looks promising."

The leaned forward and read the story, their jaws slowly dropping.

They got to the end:

Quote:
"How rockin'! They have Myst on here! Oh! Lode Runner too!"

"My, Teela, you are the ruler of anti-climaxes, aren't you?" The Hippie asked.

Teela gasped, "I just said that!"

Ebo looked around, "Someones watching us!"

"Who?" Tash asked.

"I dunno! Should we hide?"

"Where?"

"I dunno!"

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Friday, May 21, 2004 5:32 PM

"Hey, come hide with me! Behind this rock!" cried a shrill voice. It was the Bigger Guy, hiding behind a rock not far from the group.

"Hey, you must have followed us this whole time," said Ebo.

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Saturday, May 22, 2004 3:43 PM

They went behind a rock.

"Um, not to scare anyone, but we're still being watched." Ebo said.

"Well, then one of us is a spy!" Teela said.

"Hey, look, a webcam!" The Hippie said.

"Well, Teela my dear, you tried to be climatic. Doesn't work out does it?" T.J. said.

"How do we disable it?" The Bigger Guy asked.

"Force Technology." replied The Big Guy.

"What?" chroused everyone.

The Big Guy hit it, and it turned into sparks. "See, problem solved."

"We're still being watched." Tash observed.

"A spy!" Teela shouted.

"Things do work out. But not how we'd prefer it." T.J. remarked.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 7:55 AM

"Him!" Ebo shouted, pointing at TJ, "He must be the spy!"

TJ shook his head, or himself, or just shook actually. Or something. Anyway, he said, "Can't be me. I haven't been hanging out with you people the whole time. Besides, I can't type fast enough to keep up with what you people are doing. You try typing with you're nose."

"I don't think its a spy," Teela said slowly, "or maybe it is, just not a spy thats one of us."

"Huh?"

"Its a spy thats watching us, not hanging out with us."

"Ohh."

"So it must be those guys then," Tash said, nodding towards a film crew. There were four little midget people from the mountain. On was holding a camera, the other a mic, one was flipping furioiusly through a script, and one was running around getting coffee and doghnuts. "They've been following us for a while now," Tash contintued.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 9:33 AM

"Aren't they paying us?" Teela asked.

"Nope." Ebo replied.

"Really. GET THE SPIES!!!"

The group started runnig towards the crew...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 12:45 PM

Our (mostly) fearless heros carged at the film crew. They smashed one of the midges with the camera, shoved the mic down anothers throat, and were had beaten the third to death with the scrip.

They cornerd the midget with the dougnuts and began advancing on him when he held up a small white flag and began waiving it around, "I give up," he squeeked, "I never wanted to be a doughnut getter for a low rent film crew. I always wanted to be a," music began playing in the background, "a lumberjack!" he said, standing tall and poufing out his chest. The wind blew his hair back as he began to sing, "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I-"

The hippie pistol whipped the midget with the shot gun, saying, "Oh shut up. You got that from a Monty Python flim you stupid tart."

With his dying breath the midget said weakly, "No...they stole it from us..."

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 1:59 PM

The Bigger Guy rushed towards the dying midget and knocked the Hippie aside. He knelt clumsily and began peforming CPR on the little lumberjack.

"Come on Little Guy!" cried the Bigger Guy.

Everyone looked curiously at the Bigger Guy. The Bigger Guy gulped with anxiety.

"That's my father! Don't you understand!" The Bigger Guy cried.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 2:12 PM

Ebo shook her head, "No. No I don't understand at all."

"Me neither," Teela chimed in.

"Not a clue," added Tash.

"Nope," said TJ.

"No way," mumbled the Big Guy.

Everybody looked at the hippie. He noticed everyone stairing, "What? You expect me to say something? I think it's pretty much established that nobody knows whats going on."

He got blank stairs.

This Hippie sighed, "I don't get it either."

The Bigger Guy gave the group a wierd look, "He's my father. Doesn't that explain everything?"

"Well then why did you say, 'Don't you understand'?" Teela asked, "That kind of gave us the impression that there was something we were missing."

"Oh," the Bigger Guy said, "No. He's my father, thats pretty much it."

The group watched the Bigger Guy give CPR for a few more minutes.

The Bigger Guy looked up at them, "None of you have a Defrubulator handy, do you?"

There was a mutual shaking of heads.

"How do you know he's your father?" Ebo asked, "He looks just like those guys," she gestured at the pile of dead midgets.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 3:40 PM

Suddenly, the little Lumberjack groaned. His head twitched, and his little lumberjack eyes opened wide and stared intently at Ebo.

"E-E-E-E-E-E-Ebo." The old man stuttered weakly.

"Hurry up, Pop," muttered the Bigger Guy.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 3:55 PM

Ebo nudged the super jar, "Teela, that thing is creepifing. You can be me."

"What?" Teela asked.

"Be me. You deal with the little midget."

"What? No! Why would I want to do that?"

"I'll buy you ice cream."

Teela looked suspicous, "Ben and Jerry's. None of that safeway crap."

"Of course."

Teela thought a moment, "Deal."

"Ebo..." the little midget said weekly.

Nobody said anything for a long time.

"Ebo..." he wimpered again. Ebo nudged the Jar again, "Thats your cue."

"Oh right!" Teela said quicky, "I, um, I'm Ebo. What do you want?"

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 4:08 PM

The little old Lumberjack motioned for a pen and paper. He was dying, unable to speak. But he scribbled some words on paper before the pen slipped out of his hand.

"What did he write?" asked the Bigger Guy.

Teela answered in shock. "He just left me, Teela Brown-Head, a billion dollars in his will! It was meant for Ebo, but she doesn't get any, not now. Not a cent."

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 4:15 PM

"Ok, you are soooo buying you're own ice cream!" Ebo huffed.

The Big Guy scratched his head, "Um, Ebo. I think you covered as far as money goes."

"Oh, right. Next your going to tell me that I have my own island."

"You do."

"Really? We should go there!"

The Big Guy sighed then turned to the Bigger Guy, now cradling the little Lumberjack in his arms, "Why didn't he leave the money to you?"

"Oh, he did. He was a multi-billionare."

"Where'd he get all the money?" The hippie asked.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 4:24 PM

The Bigger Guy answered the question by singing in a high-pitched voice:

He found a magic golden shotgun,
Buried by Gypsies in the hot sun,

He sold it for lots of cash,
The Grandfather of Succatash,

So a nice girl can use it for fun,
The money is not for everyone.

After the beautiful voice faded away, Teela shook herself and spun quickly. She scowled at Tash from within their Super Jar.

"Tash, is that your grandfather?" Teela demanded.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 4:32 PM

"Woah! Hold the phone!" Ebo threw her hands up and shouted, "Does this mean, that that guy," she pointed at the Bigger Guy,"is Tash's dad? It's a Memorial Day mirical!"

"Memoral day isn't untill next weekend."

"Oh shut up. It still a mirical."

"No it's not," Tash scoffed, "The bigger guy is not my dad, nor is that guy my grandfather."

"How can he not be?" Teela asked, "How many Succatashes are there in the world?"

"643 by my last count."

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 4:46 PM

The chaos escalated. The Bigger Guy pulled out a flute and began prancing around. Music filled the air.

Ebo glanced around warily. Tash and Teela began bobbing and nodding their heads to the beat of the music. The Big Guy picked up one of the Hippie Girls and swung her around. She giggled in surprise. The Hippie scooped up Ebo and let out a mighty "YeeeeHawww!"

And the dancing began.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 4:48 PM

Suddenly, Ebo fell asleep.

Then she woke, up, realized she wasn't missing anything, and went back to sleep.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 5:05 PM

The Hippie was tired from dancing so he finally put down Ebo. She slumped to the ground with her eyes closed.

"I think Ebo's dead!" cried the Hippie.

"What about me? I'm not quite dead!" cried the little dying LumberJack.

"Well, there's only one coffin, so let's put Ebo in it," suggested Teela.

Hours later, Succatash said, "Wow, I can't believe we actually buried Ebo in the desert. How sad."

The group muttered in agreement as they walked on.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 5:10 PM

Ebo woke up, realized she was in a coffin, figured she was buried, and went back to sleep. If she could just stay alive for the next 148 days, she would beat a world record. Wow, its handy, being a robot and not having to eat or breathe as she thouht as she fell asleep. Then she woke up with a start, I hope they faked my death certificate and pored some sort of hard liqor on my grave. That would be so edward abby! she thought. then fell asleep again.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 5:24 PM

The group was quiet around the campfire. Everyone was exhausted. But for some reason the Hippie couldn't sleep. He sat by the fire and ignored the loud snoring coming from the two Big Guys.

The Hippie Girls had gone to sleep in their tent, and the Six Heads floated quietly in their respective Super Jars. The Hippie was alone, and he liked it that way. For the moment.

The Hippie stared into the flames and it almost seemed that he could see a face looking back him. A familiar face, indeed.

"Ebo! Is that you?" whispered the Hippie.

But the fire ignored him, and taunted him by crackling and hissing and sputtering.

As the Hippie finally lay down and went to bed, he had one last thought....

"Why does a robot need sleep?"

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 5:37 PM

Ebo slept happily on.

On rare occurances in the universe a spoken word will make a jump through space in time and appear somewhere where it wasn't ment to. It has been the cause of many wars, a few bar brawls, and the unintentinal eating of one ham and cheese sandwich.

One of these rare word jumps happend on this night. As the Hippie dozed off he mumbled, "Why does a robot need sleep?"

these words made a jump through time and space and into Ebo's coffin.

Upon hearing these words Ebo couldn't sleep a wink.

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Monday, May 24, 2004 3:59 AM

Teela woke up, too. "Why does a robot need sleep? And why would we need to bury her if she was a robot, and if she's alive?" she decided it could wait till morning, and went back to sleep.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, May 24, 2004 2:37 PM

Ebo tossed in the coffin. Damn that random thought! All this not sleeping she was supposed to be doing was BOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG!

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:53 PM

Ebo slept and dreamed about becoming human. She was a little girl running through a field of flowers.

Then the dream changed, and Ebo had the body of a man, and He walked around and lifted weights.

The dream flashed and suddenly Ebo was an old lady, rocking in a wheelchair.

Then Ebo woke up and she was still in the coffin, deep underground and miles away from where anyone could hear her scream.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 3:19 PM

Ebo stretched in the small space, and accedently hit the lid. Slowly it swung open. Ebo sat up and looked around. Then she jumped out and sat down in the middle of the campsite.

That morning Teela woke up and began screaming, "GHOST!" waking everybody else up.

They were, of course, very startled to see Ebo.

"What?" she said to their starled looks, "You guys didn't to a very good job of burring the coffin. It's supposed to be 6 feet, not 6 inches. Besides, the story wasn't going anywhere. I can die for real though if you really want me to," she said, grabbing the Hippie's shotgun.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 3:20 PM

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:37 PM

The Hippie grunted in surprise and reached for his shotgun. He moved fast, but Ebo was faster. She jumped back and raised the shotgun to her head.

"I mean it! I'll do it!" Ebo cried.

The Hippie lunged towards Ebo and they struggled with the shotgun. They crashed to the floor and the shotgun went off with a piercing boom.

"Oh my god, NO!" cried Ebo. The Hippie lay dead on the floor.

"Oh my god no!" cried Teela.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:07 PM

LINDALE

[jumping in here, if that's ok. First time something-like-this poster, so sorry for the problems/mistakes within]

"Oh my god no!" cried the Hippie.

Ebo and Teela, and, well, everyone else, wheeled around to see the Hippie standing behind them. Off everyone's blank stares, the Hippie continued.

"What? That's pretty unsettling. Why is there a robot-me and why is he dead? Oh, and look- Ebo's back. I wake up early to take a walk this morning, and look what happens."

*cricket chirp*

While everyone was being nonresponsive, the Hippie went over to the Hippie, err... the RobotHippie, and checked his pockets. "Well, look at this. A card." He said, handing it to Ebo, who by this time was back to her normal self.

"Ooh- a card. I love cards. Oh, look, it has a picture of a waterfall on the front and inside- 'Thinking of you.' Cute. signed, Kat the Destroyer." She turned to the Hippie, "Who's Kat the Destroyer? And why are we introducing new characters at this point?"

The Hippie glanced over at the rest of the group and said, "Who's saying we are?"

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:18 PM

The group huttled together in fear.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:26 PM

OOC: Yay! Somebody new! This is good, judjing by your humor, I'd say you'll fit right in.

EDIT!: Oh, wow, that hasn't happened in a while. Me and Tash must've read that at the same time. So then we posted at the same time, except Tash was lazy and typed a short one and finshed before me.

Anyhoo, lets just say that all my stuff happened, then this Kat person showed up. ok?

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IC (or something like that):

As the group huddled around the card trying to read it and figure out who this Kat person (or thing) was, there was a sudden explosion.

Teela, Tash, and TJ were thrown off away from all of the people with bodies, who landed in a big pile.

The pile of people with bodies lay still for a while, collective tying to catch its breath when the Hippi said slowly, "You, know, while were down here, we might as well have an orgy."

The pile of bodies quicky sepperated.

"Ok," one of the heads in the jar of three said, "Roll call! Curly?"

"Here," answered the bald head.

"Larry?"

"Here," answered, the other head.

"Moe...here, obviosly. because I'm moe. Girl Hippi #1?"

"Here."

"Girl Hippi number 2?"

"Here."

"Bigger guy?"

"Present."

"Ok, good people," Moe said, "Any withstanding injuries?"

There were no takers.

Ebo cocked her head in wonder at the organization of the other gruop.

Girl Hippie #2 noticed Ebo's look and explained, "This sort of thing happens to us all the time. We've sort of formulated a routien for when ever stuff goes wrong."

Ebo raised an eyebrow, "This sort of thing happens to us a lot too."

"Whats your routine?"

"Speak up if your not here!" Ebo shouted then listened for a responce, she didn;t get one. Satisifed she said, "Good. You guys know the drill, If your bleeding, try not to move around too much. I'm not cleaning up the mess."

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:40 PM