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NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Monday, December 20, 2004 6:17 AM
EMBERS
Monday, December 20, 2004 11:06 AM
MANIACNUMBERONE
Monday, December 20, 2004 11:58 AM
AURAPTOR
America loves a winner!
Monday, December 20, 2004 12:28 PM
KELLAINA
Monday, December 20, 2004 1:01 PM
WILDBILL
Monday, December 20, 2004 1:51 PM
TAUSETIPRIME
Monday, December 20, 2004 2:56 PM
DANFAN
Tuesday, December 21, 2004 5:37 AM
CYBERSNARK
Quote:Originally posted by embers: You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004 11:25 AM
OLDENGLANDDRY
Tuesday, December 21, 2004 12:36 PM
Quote:Originally posted by oldenglanddry: I'm sorry EMBERS posted this before I had a chance to but it was just too much typing for me.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004 3:57 PM
Tuesday, December 21, 2004 6:38 PM
Quote:Originally posted by embers: I'm shocked that evidently so few people here are familiar w/John Cleese, and his alter-ego Fawlty...who always insults everyone... but somehow having my fellow Americans not get it in no way ruins my pleasure (it just confirms that we really wouldn't notice)
Tuesday, December 21, 2004 9:39 PM
SOUPCATCHER
Tuesday, December 21, 2004 11:24 PM
HUITZIL
Wednesday, December 22, 2004 4:57 AM
BARNSTORMER
Thursday, December 23, 2004 12:04 PM
MRSKBORG
Thursday, December 23, 2004 4:22 PM
JRC
Thursday, December 23, 2004 5:19 PM
KNIBBLET
Thursday, December 23, 2004 5:40 PM
DARKJESTER
Quote:7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
Thursday, December 23, 2004 7:29 PM
SIGMANUNKI
Quote:Originally posted by DarkJester: "What about pointed sticks?"
Thursday, December 23, 2004 9:43 PM
MACBAKER
Friday, December 24, 2004 11:14 AM
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 3 Quote: "You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents." Sorry, I've never confused Mel Gibson's accent for John Cleese's!
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 4 Quote: "Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys." HELLO! You ever watch an episode of Buffy or Angel? Wesley and Giles ARE the good guys!
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 6 Quote: "The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football." Ever hear of NFL Europe? More American's actually play Soccer than British do! It's the number one amatuer and pro/am sport in the country!!! Don't even mess with Baseball! Outside of Europe, it's the fastest growing sport in the world. In Asia, and Central and South American countries, it's practically a national sport. Baseball is FAR better than Rounders or Cricket!
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 7 Quote: "You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns." Good luck on that one! You could try to collect the millions of unregistered guns from those of us who legally own them, but my bet is, it will get very bloody! Check your history books about 200 years back for reference, and LEARN from it!
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 9 Quote: "All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good." That's funny, considering that Ford now owns your best auto manufacturers, IE; Jaguar, Aston Martin, and Rover. The German's own the rest, Bentley (VW), Mini and Rolls Royce (BMW). It's also interesting that JD Power now scores Cadillac above Audi, BMW, and Mercedes in quality and owner satisfaction. Motor Trend's top 3 finalists in this year's Car Of The Year, were all American cars (the Corvette, the new Mustang GT, and Chrysler's Hemi powered 300C), none of the European entries made it into the top 5!
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 10 Quote: "You will learn to make real chips." We do know how to make chips! We put them in a bag and call them Ruffles!
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 11 Quote: "As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself." That's okay, no one in Boston drinks tea. Coffee is the preferred beverage, which is why there's a Starbucks on every freakin' corner!
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 14 Quote: "You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists." You may call them something else, but you have them too (except the guns, which is why the whole REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE stuff will never happen anyway!).
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 16 Quote: "Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776)." I think were even, considering we saved your collective asses in WWII. In fact, you owe us, and we expect full payment at the end of the this fiscal year!
Friday, December 24, 2004 12:35 PM
Quote:Originally posted by SigmaNunki: Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 3 Quote: "You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents." Sorry, I've never confused Mel Gibson's accent for John Cleese's! 1) < sarcasm >And clearly because you can make the distinction, others won't as well < /sarcasm > See comment 2. Sorry, most of us CAN tell the difference. Nicole Kidman and Judi Dench don't sound at all alike. I could give you other examples, but the facts seem to be beyond your comprehension. Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 4 Quote: "Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys." HELLO! You ever watch an episode of Buffy or Angel? Wesley and Giles ARE the good guys! 2) I'm not sure that you are aware of the quote "There is an exception to every rule." ie You can't quote one case as a counter example and expect the rule to go away. This isn't math, it's society. One case? Can't you read? I clearly gave two! They were just the obvious examples, but hardly an exception to any rule. Obi Wan Kenobi, half the cast of Farscape, etc. Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 6 Quote: "The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football." Ever hear of NFL Europe? More American's actually play Soccer than British do! It's the number one amatuer and pro/am sport in the country!!! Don't even mess with Baseball! Outside of Europe, it's the fastest growing sport in the world. In Asia, and Central and South American countries, it's practically a national sport. Baseball is FAR better than Rounders or Cricket! 3) But what percentage plays which sports in what countries. That is what matters. That is what tells you how big a deal it is. You can't say more play in the US and that proves something, because as you see below the US has... more people. UK: Population: 59.6 million (National Statistics, 2003) US: Population: 294 million (US Census Bureau estimate, 2004) You just skip over any facts you don't like, don't you! Soccer is the number one Am and Pro/Am sport in the US! Period!!! Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 7 Quote: "You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns." Good luck on that one! You could try to collect the millions of unregistered guns from those of us who legally own them, but my bet is, it will get very bloody! Check your history books about 200 years back for reference, and LEARN from it! 4) Why do you guys always go to violence to solve your problems? You seem to miss the point. There won't be any violence, until some fop tries to take our guns. Honest lawful gun owners in the US only use our guns for self defense. Unlike you, we don't choose to be victims! Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 9 Quote: "All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good." That's funny, considering that Ford now owns your best auto manufacturers, IE; Jaguar, Aston Martin, and Rover. The German's own the rest, Bentley (VW), Mini and Rolls Royce (BMW). It's also interesting that JD Power now scores Cadillac above Audi, BMW, and Mercedes in quality and owner satisfaction. Motor Trend's top 3 finalists in this year's Car Of The Year, were all American cars (the Corvette, the new Mustang GT, and Chrysler's Hemi powered 300C), none of the European entries made it into the top 5! 5) Perhaps you missed the part where he said that he'd introduct you to German cars didn't you. Nope, in fact I clearly mentioned that NO Euorpean cars (including German) made it into the final five, for Car of the Year. Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 10 Quote: "You will learn to make real chips." We do know how to make chips! We put them in a bag and call them Ruffles! 6) Maybe you should re-read this one. No, we understand what you believe "chips" are, We're just telling you that we vote that chips are something else. As you pointed out with your population stats, we'd win that vote. Chips are Ruffles, deal with it! Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 11 Quote: "As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself." That's okay, no one in Boston drinks tea. Coffee is the preferred beverage, which is why there's a Starbucks on every freakin' corner! 7) You are aware that Starbuck sells Tea as well, right? Yeah, but which sells better? They serve tea for the visiting Brits and Frogs. Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 14 Quote: "You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists." You may call them something else, but you have them too (except the guns, which is why the whole REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE stuff will never happen anyway!). 8) I do believe that you've missed his entire point. No, the point was invalid because there are therapists and lawyers in England to. The father of modern therapy was a Brit, and our legal code (except in Louisiana) is based on England's legal system. Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: Point 16 Quote: "Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776)." I think were even, considering we saved your collective asses in WWII. In fact, you owe us, and we expect full payment at the end of the this fiscal year! 9) No you didn't. Read a history book instead of listening to your propaganda.
Friday, December 24, 2004 5:22 PM
GAVIDA
Quote: Point 9 Quote: "All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good." That's funny, considering that Ford now owns your best auto manufacturers, IE; Jaguar, Aston Martin, and Rover. The German's own the rest, Bentley (VW), Mini and Rolls Royce (BMW). It's also interesting that JD Power now scores Cadillac above Audi, BMW, and Mercedes in quality and owner satisfaction. Motor Trend's top 3 finalists in this year's Car Of The Year, were all American cars (the Corvette, the new Mustang GT, and Chrysler's Hemi powered 300C), none of the European entries made it into the top 5!
Saturday, December 25, 2004 2:05 AM
Quote: Originally posted by MacBaker Thank you for being an example of the typical British self absorbed fop. You people actually still believe you have an Empire! LMAO!
Saturday, December 25, 2004 5:06 AM
DAIKATH
Quote:German Customer:I did not start it! Basil Falty: You invaded poland!
Saturday, December 25, 2004 5:21 AM
Quote:Let me guess, JD Powers is an american institution and Motor Trend is an american magazine? Keep flying, Gavida PS: Man, I love John Cleese!
Saturday, December 25, 2004 8:26 AM
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: It seems that you are the one that's fallen for propaganda. If we hadn't assisited in the European theater during WWII, you'd all still be under Nazi rule! Fact are facts. Our Lend/Lease program helped you before we entered the war, and our manufacturing power and inexahustable supply of bombers broke the Nazi war machines back! Believe what you wish, but history is clear on who beat the Nazi's, the American air power on one front, and the Russian Army on the other front! England is just a footnote! Thank you for being an example of the typical British self absorbed fop. You people actually still believe you have an Empire! LMAO!
Saturday, December 25, 2004 10:07 AM
MOHRSTOUTBEARD
Quote:Originally posted by wildbill: 4 - Who cares? All British sitcoms are lame
Saturday, December 25, 2004 6:25 PM
Saturday, December 25, 2004 7:35 PM
Sunday, December 26, 2004 4:57 AM
Quote:Originally posted by SigmaNunki: This last post just tells me how uninformed you are about matters outside your own boarders. Keep them coming, your just proving my point more and more with each post. ---- "Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
Sunday, December 26, 2004 9:49 AM
Quote:Originally posted by MacBaker: As do yours! With your level of self importance, someone might end up building a statue to you! Not here mind you, but there has to be gulible enough people in some crappy town that would think everything you say is gold!
Tuesday, December 28, 2004 7:06 AM
CAPNRAHN
Wednesday, December 29, 2004 12:25 AM
Quote:Originally posted by CapnRahn: Brilliant bit of posting, SigmaNunki!!!
Wednesday, December 29, 2004 2:37 AM
Quote:Originally posted by CapnRahn: *name snipped* - seems you have ruined a nice fluffy comedy post and SEEM to be trying to make it a flame-war.
Wednesday, December 29, 2004 12:00 PM
PHOEBE
Wednesday, December 29, 2004 4:17 PM
RUE
I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!
Quote:Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat.
Wednesday, December 29, 2004 4:25 PM
Thursday, January 6, 2005 10:12 PM
OBSESSED
Friday, January 7, 2005 12:18 PM
FIFINELLA
Saturday, January 8, 2005 11:14 AM
Sunday, January 9, 2005 7:08 AM
WEASY
Sunday, January 9, 2005 7:34 AM
Sunday, January 9, 2005 8:15 AM
Sunday, January 9, 2005 8:49 AM
Sunday, January 9, 2005 10:18 AM
MONTANAGIRL
Quote:Originally posted by Weasy: ...the other dude paid double to have them spell John Cleese's name wrong!
Sunday, January 9, 2005 2:49 PM
Monday, January 10, 2005 1:39 AM
Wednesday, January 12, 2005 11:20 PM
Quote:Originally posted by montanagirl: Quote:Originally posted by Weasy: ...the other dude paid double to have them spell John Cleese's name wrong! Just because I love the Pythons, I have to know which one did that. Packer fans welcome. All others tolerated.
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