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POSTED BY: WISHIMAY
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 26, 2020 07:47
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Thursday, May 21, 2020 7:41 PM

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/beards-evolved-men-punches-head-stud
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I think it's caused by green M&M's

SO women who grow beards do so because they ALSO are protecting their faces from being punched??

How did someone write this crap, much less endorse and propagate this crap???

There's a gal that works at Wally World here, full fucking black beard. Thicker than most guys and she's a tiny thing. She shaves it every day and puts on a gallon of makeup.

WHY CAN'T THEY FIGURE OUT HOW TO HELP HER INSTEAD OF WRITING THIS NONSENSE??

Stupid planet...

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Thursday, May 21, 2020 8:10 PM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Fox News dislikes Darwin, but he had a better explanation: Charles Darwin first suggested a possible evolutionary explanation of beards in his work The Descent of Man, which hypothesized that the process of sexual selection may have led to beards. ... A beard can be explained as an indicator of a male's overall condition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard#Evolution

Some women with hirsutism, a hormonal condition of excessive hairiness, may develop a beard. Hirsutism is usually the result of an underlying endocrine imbalance, which may be adrenal, ovarian, or central.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsutism#Diagnosis
". . . the causes of the hair growth should be evaluated by a physician, who can conduct blood tests, pinpoint the specific origin of the abnormal hair growth, and advise on the treatment."

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Thursday, May 21, 2020 11:09 PM

WISHIMAY

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". . . the causes of the hair growth should be evaluated by a physician, who can conduct blood tests, pinpoint the specific origin of the abnormal hair growth, and advise on the treatment."

They only do that if it comes on suddenly. The vast majority of the time they don't and can't do anything.

As wiki says "estimates indicate that approximately 40% of women have some degree of facial hair."

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Friday, May 22, 2020 12:36 AM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

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Originally posted by second:

". . . the causes of the hair growth should be evaluated by a physician, who can conduct blood tests, pinpoint the specific origin of the abnormal hair growth, and advise on the treatment."

They only do that if it comes on suddenly. The vast majority of the time they don't and can't do anything.

As wiki says "estimates indicate that approximately 40% of women have some degree of facial hair."

I see what you mean: "Treatment of hirsutism with no sign of endocrine disorder is not necessary." -- www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hirsutism/diagnosis-treatment/d
rc-20354941

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Friday, May 22, 2020 10:39 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

So on top of all of her other problems, Nilbog has a beard too.

The genetic lottery really took a dump on you babe. Sorry to hear that.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Saturday, May 23, 2020 3:30 AM

WISHIMAY

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So on top of all of her other problems, Nilbog has a beard too.

Well, you don't have a hair on your ass, so the world had to even out somewhere

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Saturday, May 23, 2020 5:01 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

I WISH I had less hair on my asshole than you have on your face.

Dingleberry is a bitch.

Oh well... At least my hair stayed on my head and didn't crawl all the way down my back like some of my friends did.

You haven't gone bald too, have you?

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Saturday, May 23, 2020 2:52 PM

WISHIMAY

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I WISH I had less hair on my asshole than you have on your face.

Dingleberry is a bitch.

You haven't gone bald too, have you?

Ick. Too bad you don't have a girlfriend to help you with all the grooming. Good for all womankind, tho.

Actually, I have a gene mutation that gives me twice as many hair follicles as is normal on my head. It also gives me a double row of eyelashes. I don't know why they say it's rare, Gramps had it, my cousins kid, and my kid has it too... Runs in the family..

The super thick hair can make me overheat pretty fast though.

I have a feeling that it's related to the loose connective tissue thing.

"Taylor had a history of heart problems; she had surgery in 2009 to repair a leaky valve, and her death on March 23, 2011, was caused by congestive heart failure."

Gramps died of a spontaneously dissected aorta after plowing snow all morning for his neighbors.. Valve and dissection problems are hallmarks of connective tissue disorders.

https://www.nbcnews.com/healthmain/secret-liz-taylors-lush-lashes-gene
tic-mutation-1C6437449

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Saturday, May 23, 2020 3:34 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Are you saying that you spend time every night picking the dingleberry out of hubby's butt? Is that what ya'all do for fun during quarantine down in Nilbog?

Pretty gross if you do. I'd recommend making him shave his asshole hair or at least use a pair of scissors every once in a while to cut it down. Either that, or make him pull them out himself and rip out hair while he's at it like real men do instead of making their wives do it.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Sunday, May 24, 2020 11:33 PM

WISHIMAY

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or make him pull them out himself and rip out hair while he's at it like real men do instead of making their wives do it.

Neither one of us have a noticeable amount of asshole hair. You must be part JACKass.

Hubby does have an extra large set of balls though, which I keep trimmed and happy and he's grateful for both. I take care of my toys!

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Monday, May 25, 2020 4:58 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Not everything that evolved is for a purpose. Some things just ... happen.

But if I had to imagine a purpose for male beards, I might suggest sexual dimorphism ... how to tell mature males from anything else (boys, girls, and women) Most mammals seem to have MUCH better sense of smell than humans, so maybe proto-human needed a visual cue that was unmistakeable.

BTW, I strongly recommend "Descent of Woman" by Elaine Morgan. https://www.amazon.com/Descent-Woman-Classic-Study-Evolution/dp/028562
7007 This is not just a feminist rewrite of some of the male-centric "man the mighty hunter" versions of human evolution but a lively book which dismisses the narratives of evolution that don't account for the extremely vulnerable stage that female humans go through when pregnant and carrying (literally, carrying in your hands) an infant for about a year. She dismisses many of the arguments for bipedalism, hairlessness, an even layer of fat, and tool use that center around "hunting" and makes a very convincing argument that humans are one branch of primates whose population shrank towards the shoreline during an extended dry period, and evolved at or near the ocean.

Looking at human micronutrient needs relative to other primates, humans need far more iodine, vitamin A, vitamin D, and fish oil than other primates, and humans who lived inland suffered from goiter, cretinism, rickets, and night-blindness until vitaminization came about because their environments were so deficient in these micronutrients (which btw are very common near the ocean)

Anyway, it was a great book and puts a whole new spin on human evolution.

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Monday, May 25, 2020 9:24 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

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or make him pull them out himself and rip out hair while he's at it like real men do instead of making their wives do it.

Neither one of us have a noticeable amount of asshole hair. You must be part JACKass.

Hubby does have an extra large set of balls though, which I keep trimmed and happy and he's grateful for both. I take care of my toys!

Even porn stars get their assholes waxed and bleached.

There actually IS a reason for it.

Back in my 20's I used to do all that trimming when I gave a shit. I even had a girlfriend get me to wax once.

Do you know what happens when a sweaty guy is jogging for a few hours and he doesn't have any asshole hair? He starts chafing, and it begins to feel like you spent a week constantly licking your lips and breathing out of your mouth during the winter, but in your pants.

You don't even want to know what happens to your chafed asshole when you try jogging once the little stubblies start growing back in.

What do you want? I'm part Italian. We're a hairy people.

But seriously though... you shave his balls? Gross. Is there any reason he can't do it for himself? I used to shave my head with a pair of clippers, and that required holding a mirror in one hand while looking at two reflections in the bathroom mirror and figuring out that your hand was actually going a different way than you thought it would and took some getting used to. Shaving your balls is easy.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Monday, May 25, 2020 3:56 PM

WISHIMAY

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But seriously though... you shave his balls? Gross. Is there any reason he can't do it for himself?

Not shave, trim. With clippers. He tends to pull out hairs and nick himself. I'm already in there clean up shaving the back of his head and I don't mind doing it. A little vitamin e oil keeps them supple and prevents summer crotch issues as well.

I also do pedicures and manicures for everyone, even doggie nails. Cut and color my kids hair. I grew up in a salon. I'm good at it.

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Monday, May 25, 2020 4:40 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

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6IXSTRINGJACK: But seriously though... you shave his balls? Gross. Is there any reason he can't do it for himself?

WISHY: Not shave, trim. With clippers. He tends to pull out hairs and nick himself. I'm already in there clean up shaving the back of his head and I don't mind doing it. A little vitamin e oil keeps them supple and prevents summer crotch issues as well.

I also do pedicures and manicures for everyone, even doggie nails. Cut and color my kids hair. I grew up in a salon. I'm good at it.

I do the family haircutting, not terribly well, and hubby's beard trim. I cut my own hair, too, (Again, not terribly well.) But you do doggie nails??? Can you come over and do our puppy-wuppy's? She's such a chickenshit I barely clip the tips off and she yipes and shakes. Jeez.

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If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake

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Monday, May 25, 2020 9:03 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Haircut places opened up a few weeks ago here but require you to wear a mask and gloves and make online appointments first while waiting in your car until they call you in.

PASS...

For years I've been looking for an excuse to grow my hair out again. Maybe I won't chicken out this time if they keep making you wear a hazmat suit before it gets past the bad part.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Tuesday, May 26, 2020 1:57 AM

WISHIMAY

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Can you come over and do our puppy-wuppy's? She's such a chickenshit I barely clip the tips off and she yipes and shakes. Jeez.

The first time you trim them is everything. They remember it forever. I held mine while I trimmed my own nails so he could see it work and then called him a good boy and kept giving him training treats. Mine learned to associate treats with nail trims. And having clippers that don't snap loud helps, because they think they've been injured when they go *snap*. He still doesn't love it, but we get through it ok.

At this point I'd see if the vet can give you a light prescription sedative for trims. Maybe call around?

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Tuesday, May 26, 2020 3:20 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

That might help. Our dog was a stray, dumped off in our neighborhood and literally living in our leafpile for a couple of weeks before we realized she really didn't have a home.

So we've discovered all kinds of interesting quirks about her: She was poorly socialized. probably an apartment dog alone by herself most of the day, unused to strangers and dogs. Probably trained to use a potty pad because we had to work pretty hard at getting her to pee outdoors, not inside. Afraid of brooms, hoses, and most loud noises, but extremely attuned to what we're doing. Something of a "velcro dog", but really very sweet.

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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake

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Tuesday, May 26, 2020 7:47 AM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.

My stray dog was really afraid of hoses until I took her for a walk in the city park. Those big water sprinklers that swivel tsch-tsch-tsch-tsch-tsch-tsch ... came on and at first she looked ready to bolt. Then she decided they would be fun to chase and try and bite, and she never had a problem with hoses after that.

I hope you find some magic with the nail trimming.

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