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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
The WORST, the absolute WORST, experience I have ever had is with UPS.

What can "brown" do for me???

How about ... providing a phone number, and a real live person that I don't have to cycle thru the automated menu four times, trying to figure out how to outwit the damn thing. (HINT: When in doubt, press zero. It's the one thing that they DON'T tell you, even if it's a valid option.)

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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake

THUGR posts about Putin so much, he must be in love.

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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Yup.

Now try navigating these things when you refuse to get a cell phone.

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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Yup.

Now try navigating these things when you refuse to get a cell phone..... It probably would bother me, but I know no one wants to speak to me anyhow....And then there's the whole "making regular payments" thing. I'd have to be less of a douche and leave the basement like an adult, but everyone here knows I'm just gonna whine about that like a scared little bitch for the rest of my broke ass ghetto livin' life.

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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
The WORST, the absolute WORST, experience I have ever had is with UPS.

What can "brown" do for me???

How about ... providing a phone number, and a real live person that I don't have to cycle thru the automated menu four times, trying to figure out how to outwit the damn thing. (HINT: When in doubt, press zero. It's the one thing that they DON'T tell you, even if it's a valid option.)

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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake

THUGR posts about Putin so much, he must be in love.

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Two more tips...

When using any phone system that lets you use your voice, say "Operator" and you'll probably end up where you need to go.

Also, whenever you're trying to haggle price on something like cable, say "Customer Loyalty" and you'll probably end up with a better deal by the time you hang up.


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A government is a body of people usually, notably, governed by Mark Zuckerborg and Slack Dorsey.

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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Yup.

Now try navigating these things when you refuse to get a cell phone..... It probably would bother me, but I know no one wants to speak to me anyhow....And then there's the whole "making regular payments" thing. I'd have to be less of a douche and leave the basement like an adult, but everyone here knows I'm just gonna whine about that like a scared little bitch for the rest of my broke ass ghetto livin' life.

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What you meant to say...or.... what we all know.


Second, why would you help him make contact with the outside world?? You know that isn't going to end well!

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Originally posted by SIGNYM:

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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
The WORST, the absolute WORST, experience I have ever had is with UPS.

What can "brown" do for me???

How about ... providing a phone number, and a real live person that I don't have to cycle thru the automated menu four times, trying to figure out how to outwit the damn thing. (HINT: When in doubt, press zero. It's the one thing that they DON'T tell you, even if it's a valid option.)

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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake

THUGR posts about Putin so much, he must be in love.

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Two more tips...

When using any phone system that lets you use your voice, say "Operator" and you'll probably end up where you need to go.

Also, whenever you're trying to haggle price on something like cable, say "Customer Loyalty" and you'll probably end up with a better deal by the time you hang up.


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A government is a body of people usually, notably, governed by Mark Zuckerborg and Slack Dorsey.

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I'll keep that "customer loyalty" option in mind!

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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE men poor - William Blake

THUGR posts about Putin so much, he must be in love.

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Originally posted by second:

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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Yup.

Now try navigating these things when you refuse to get a cell phone.

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A Google Voice phone number works on smartphones and the web so you can place and receive calls from anywhere. It is free. I have a number.
https://voice.google.com/about

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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On the other hand, 6ix is smart and only slightly unbalanced

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I see that Fat decided to spew her nonsense in another thread last night. Predictable.

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Originally posted by second:
On the other hand, 6ix is smart and only slightly unbalanced

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Name ONE way.

This should be interesting.

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There's plenty of other options out there that don't do your thinking for you while planting a GPS location and a hot mic on you 24/7, Nilly.

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I would never imagine covering this beautiful mane with a hat, even if it were a Faraday Cage.

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