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'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man

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UPDATED: Sunday, May 12, 2024 19:04
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Sunday, May 12, 2024 5:16 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


https://babylonbee.com/news/why-would-i-get-my-wife-a-mothers-day-gift
-shes-not-my-mom-says-dead-man


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BEAUFORT, SC — Local soon-to-be-deceased man Cade Rollins asked a friend today why on earth he should buy his wife a Mother's Day present when she isn't his mom.

"Our three children can do something for her. She's their mom, not mine," explained Rollins, who now had 23 hours to live. "It would be totally illogical for me to do something."

According to sources, Rollins dutifully drove to a Hallmark store to purchase a card and a modest trinket for his actual mother, Helen. "Aw, is this for your wife?" asked the cashier as she scanned his card. "Uh, of course not. My wife is not my mom," replied Rollins. "Why do people keep asking me this? It's asinine," thought Rollins, who fortunately had his life insurance policy up to date.

Kai Patel, a friend of Mr. Rollins, attempted to explain the situation to no avail. "Look, if it's 'Secretary Day', I wouldn't buy a card for someone else's secretary," explained Rollins calmly. "That would be so dumb. Trust me, my wife is not so irrational."

At publishing time, Patel had sadly bid Rollins a final good-bye and asked if he could have his fishing stuff when he's gone.




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Sunday, May 12, 2024 6:18 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


I laughed out loud when I read this, even tho it was painful! (Doing exercises that are stressing some long- dormant back muscles)

It was so worth it!!!


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Sunday, May 12, 2024 7:04 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Yeah. That's some top-notch writing there. Sounds just like any article the Legacy Media puts out.



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