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GAFFIGAN: You know, this event has been referred to as the Catholic Met Gala. 22% of Americans identify as Catholic. Catholics will be a key demographic in every battleground state.

I'm sorry, why is Vice President Harris not here? Consider this, this is a room full of Catholics and Jews in New York City. This is a layup for the Democratic nominee. I mean, she did find time to appear on The View, Howard Stern, Colbert, and the longtime staple of campaigning, the Call Her Daddy podcast.

You know what I think it is? I think she doesn't like me. Chuck [Schumer], do I have bad breath? But I love New York City.

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President Trump to Chuck Schumer: "Considering how woke your party has become, if Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first woman president."

"Unfortunately, Governor Walz isn’t here himself. But don’t worry, he’ll say that he was."

"I used to think Democrats were crazy for saying that men have periods. But then I met Tim Walz."

"I hear that Kamala and her husband carve out some really beautiful alone time at the end of the day for an intimate dinner. Just Doug, her, and the teleprompter."

"I was shocked when I heard that Kamala was skipping the Al Smith dinner. I’d really hoped she would come because we can’t get enough of hearing her beautiful laugh."

"The fact is, we need new leadership in this country. Right now we have someone in the White House who can barely talk, barely put together two coherent sentences, who seems to have the mental faculties of a child... But enough about Kamala Harris."

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"President Biden couldn't be here tonight. The DNC made sure of that."

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