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Winning.

https://deadline.com/2025/09/jimmy-kimmel-live-off-abc-charlie-kirk-co
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Go fuck yourself, Ted.

Your world is getting smaller and smaller by the day.

Just like I keep telling you it would.

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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Bullshit out of Paul Krugman's mouth in 2025 isn't helping anybody except for those among us who want to spend every day of the rest of their lives angry at other people.

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For all that I've blessed, and all that I've wronged. In dreams until my death, I will wander on.

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6ixStringJack, why did you change your signature today, from The Democrats are the party of Murder to an obviously religious theme? Because Charlie Kirk died for your sins. Charlie is a Martyr.

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Bullshit out of Paul Krugman's mouth in 2025 isn't helping anybody except for those among us who want to spend every day of the rest of their lives angry at other people.

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For all that I've blessed, and all that I've wronged. In dreams until my death, I will wander on.

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6ixStringJack, why did you change your signature today, from The Democrats are the party of Murder to an obviously religious theme? Because Charlie Kirk died for your sins. Charlie is a Martyr.

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It's lyrics to a song, dummy. Don't worry about it. It's way over your head.

Democrats are still the party of murder, and Paul Krugman is hate porn for morons.

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For all that I've blessed, and all that I've wronged. In dreams until my death, I will wander on.

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I've got my fingers crossed that this is more or less the way things go down tonight. I didn't win the big PowerBall a few weeks ago when I played for the first time in quite a few years, but maybe I win this one...?

It sounds kind of nice...

Waking up a few tens of millions of people the furthest on either side just for a moment to slip that little seed in their brains that we can disagree with each other, but everybody we disagree with isn't automatically Satan.



Am I wrong? Doesn't that sound nice?

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It all sounded great, Jimmy.

Now stop being a chronic fuck face and stop riling up all the other chronic fuck faces five nights a week. Just do your fucking job and entertain us.


I'm looking for the country to heal, and I'm looking for people finding ways to finally, GENUINELY try to turn down the temperature.

You, Jimmy, are in a position of influence that can make this happen. But if you go right back to the show you used to do up until last week and pretend that more than half the country didn't hate you going into last week, your viewership is going to tank again and everyone is just going to keep being pissed off at each other forever.

I'd suggest for all of us that you don't do that. And I'd suggest that you encourage people like Ted and Second to stop being assholes to everybody else all the time too.

Maybe this will work out well for everyone in the end.

Honestly, I don't think this monologue could have possibly been any better than it was, given your current vantage point. What you choose to do with that now is up to you.

The ball is in your court.

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