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Chinese Humanoid and Animal shaped robots are replacing us all...

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Saturday, February 21, 2026 7:44 AM

JAYNEZTOWN


We all know that Boston Dynamics Doggo Robo moving like a real dog does

Chinese kung-fu robots steal the show in world's most-watched TV program
https://www.lemonde.fr/en/economy/article/2026/02/17/chinese-kung-fu-r
obots-steal-the-show-in-world-s-most-watched-tv-program_6750576_19.html


Kung Fu Meets Spring -- Unitree Spring Festival Gala Robots Present "Cyber Real Kung Fu" in the Year of the Horse
https://www.koreaherald.com/article/10677524

China's humanoid robots take center stage for Lunar New Year showtime
https://www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/chinas-humanoid-robots-take-center-
stage-lunar-new-year-showtime-rcna259307


Humanoid robots at Spring Festival Gala grab headlines, showcasing China's tech leap in just one year
https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202602/1355460.shtml

China unveils kung fu robots
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/china-unveils-kung-fu-robots-12380
0522.html


Backflipping kung fu robots go viral after jaw dropping Chinese New Year stunts
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/backflipping-kung-fu-robots-go-v
iral-after-jaw-dropping-chinese-new-year-stunts-3320484
/

Chinese Kung-Fu Robots Put Western Efforts to Shame
https://gizmodo.com/chinese-kung-fu-robots-put-western-efforts-to-sham
e-2000723354

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Saturday, February 21, 2026 7:48 AM

JAYNEZTOWN


Humanoid robots perform advanced Kung Fu during Chinese New Year event



Humanoid Robots Perform Kung Fu at China’s Lunar New Year Gala


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Saturday, February 21, 2026 12:20 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Until they're all walking around with Nuclear Battery cores, AI robots are about as scary as a purse poodle.





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Saturday, February 21, 2026 3:02 PM

JAYNEZTOWN


Nothing from Europeans, it seems to be Musk vs China now

I dont think windmills or solar will fuel all those robots

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Saturday, February 21, 2026 3:25 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Well the thing is, they're still useless. $100k hunks of metal and plastic that can't even climb up stairs on their own. Been watching idiots like this Kai destroy these things for a year now.

These things at their current power consumption levels, which I'm sure are already bonkers, are only even possible because they're half made of plastic, and the other half is very lightweight metals.

If you had a Terminator sized robot skeleton that was constructed with metal that was capable of making bullets bounce off of it using the same power core that our little Jizzbot here is powered off of, the thing would probably move about 5 feet before you needed to charge it up to full again.


So this isn't even a question about the source of the power itself, but just the means of storing that power on-board. Ain't a battery in existence that could power a robot that would make it a reliable killing machine.

Until they're all running with Fallout and/or Iron Man style nuclear cores, they're as scary as a purse poodle.

China can do all the super choreographed dance routines it wants to, but they're no better.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2026 7:32 AM

JAYNEZTOWN


Firefighting robots powered by artificial intelligence have completed a successful early trial in Australia, showing they can navigate obstacles and work together to extinguish fires without placing human crews in danger.

https://interestingengineering.com/ai-robotics/ai-firefighting-robot-s
warm-trial

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Sunday, April 19, 2026 7:15 AM

JAYNEZTOWN


Humanoid Robot Half Marathon


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Sunday, April 19, 2026 7:17 AM

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