Extreme Tornado Danger by Knibblet

REAL WORLD EVENT DISCUSSIONS

Extreme Tornado Danger

POSTED BY: KNIBBLET
UPDATED: Saturday, July 2, 2005 14:09
SHORT URL:
VIEWED: 1164
PAGE 1 of 1

Thursday, June 30, 2005 2:02 AM

So, Hollywood-types have taken over my city to film the movie version of "A Prairie Home Companion".

Come to downtown St. Paul and you might spot the painfully skinny (think Auschwitz skinny) Lindsey Lohan among others...

Last night we had huge thunderstorms with tornados spotted around the state. Is it especially cruel of me to think ...

"Wow! Lindsey Lohan better be careful! One of those tornados could pick her up and put that toothpick *right* through a tree trunk!"

Okay, I'm dismounting my cruel socially aware soap box except to say, Eat a friggin sandwich! Hell, eat an ice cream sandwich!

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/MN-Firefly/

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, June 30, 2005 8:19 AM

SIGMANUNKI

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:

Come to downtown St. Paul and you might spot the painfully skinny (think Auschwitz skinny) Lindsey Lohan among others...

LL is not painfully skinny, at least everytime I've seen her (and I've seen pics of her lately). She's what's called young and slim.

You want Auschwitz painfully skinny, you need not look any further than that Olsen twins. *shutter*

I'll make an assumption that you are living in the US (I think this is a good one on this board).

Now, given that the US is in general... overweight, I will concede that she may be relatively "painfully skinny." BUT, that is only relatively.

For normal youth, she may be a little underweight, but certainly not this painfully skinny you speak of. In fact, my wife states that she's seen her a little chubby (time frame unknown).

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, July 1, 2005 7:28 AM

KNIBBLET

She used to be a beautiful young girl. Not anymore. Really, not anymore. I do have to argue this. She looks like her bones are going to cut her skin to ribbons.

The Olson Twins also make me want to order an emergency platter of spaghetti for them to share.

Yep, the average member of John Q Public has a few too many pounds wearing them down - but the typical Hollywood producer's obsession with death thin walking corpses is horrendous.

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/MN-Firefly/

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, July 1, 2005 8:21 AM

CHRISISALL

I read an interview with Jessica Alba where she said she heard Hollywood types calling Jennifer Lopez 'fat'. And that by strict Hollywood standards, Alba says, her ass is too big.
Alba and Lopez, two big fat blobs.
Yep, can hardly look at 'em.

Need to lose weight, too Chrisisall

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, July 1, 2005 11:01 AM

SIGMANUNKI

@Knibblet:
Do you have any pics of her? I mean, what I've seen is from May and some indicated that she might want to think about putting on ~5lbs.

Just wanting to see how bad its gotten.

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, July 2, 2005 8:35 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
[B]@Knibblet:
Do you have any pics of her? I mean, what I've seen is from May and some indicated that she might want to think about putting on ~5lbs.

Just wanting to see how bad its gotten.

----
"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

You decide.....Before -

After-

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, July 2, 2005 2:09 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Holy crap. Is that really the same person? I feel like yelling the same thing my girlfriend does whenever the Columbia corporate logo comes on at the beginning of a movie, "EAT SOMETHING."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

YOUR OPTIONS

SHARE THREAD

NEW POSTS TODAY

USER	POST DATE

USER

POST DATE