Let the people of Iraq decide. by SergeantX

Also, his spelling ain't so good for a lawyer...but then I ain't one to throw stones in that particular direction, huh?

And can anyone tell me what exactly this means?

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Then, knowing the message of love, anger, and frustration would act as a lightning rod for those whose guilt runs so deep I sent it anyway.

I can't seem to make sense of it except by way of purely guessin'.

Troublemaker Chrisisall

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 8:07 PM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

I'm not sure if HERO is sure! It certainly lends an air of mystery to his writing!

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 8:56 PM

Here, I brought a big drum of tar remover. Have at it!

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Monday, August 8, 2005 7:42 AM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

It's more specific than that SargeX. But... nevermind.

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Monday, August 8, 2005 8:38 AM

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Originally posted by SignyM:
Hero's description of his presence at the funeral left me with a VERY weird, "off" impression. Am I the only one?

Didn't go to any funeral, my friend's hasn't happened yet, they think it will be Sunday. I went to the local memorial service at our church. There were several round the area, including a big one with Dennis Kucinich.

H

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Monday, August 8, 2005 8:43 AM

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Originally posted by rue:
The word creepy came to my mind, not just for that post but for a bunch of them. What struck me about that particular one was - if he was such a close friend, wny did he have to give the widow his business card? Wouldn't she know how to reach him?

Hmmm... Tough crowd. I said "a card". Turns out when you go into the local mall they have this store that sells cards for all sorts of occaisions. Passing the birthday and anniversery sections I came across a section filled with cards offering condolances. I purchased one, added my own sentiment to the interior, sealed it in the envelope and presented it. I did not include a business card or birthday cash.

H

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Monday, August 8, 2005 8:55 AM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Also, his spelling ain't so good for a lawyer...but then I ain't one to throw stones in that particular direction, huh?

True. If God hadn't invented Spellcheck, I'd have never made it through lawschool.

Now alot of what I write on this board is just kinda a 'flow of ideas' and not edited for spelling or grammer unless there is a glaring flaw. Sometimes I am a deliberty in my choice of language as well.

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And can anyone tell me what exactly this means?
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Then, knowing the message of love, anger, and frustration would act as a lightning rod for those whose guilt runs so deep I sent it anyway.

I can't seem to make sense of it except by way of purely guessin'.

Certainly. I'm sure there's a lot of simple things ya'll need help with.

Works like this. I sat and wrote and was all angry and such and when I was done I read back what I had written. I noted one or more ideas that would draw negative attention. Never the less I felt the sentiment to be such that I did not edit it to protect the fragile intellects possessed by the local liberal caball.

In other words, I felt it, wrote it, then sent it. As I said, I expected people herebouts to take issue with the political context, after all some of the people round these parts seem to hold a certain dislike for President Bush. I was a bit surprised that so many of the responses were personal to me.

Reading on, as I have, you have all helped correct me of this mistaken impression.

Naturally I would never stoop to that level and launch baseless attacks on the character of any member of this board. Nope, all my attack will be base...er...wait...dammit, you get the idea.

H

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Monday, August 8, 2005 8:56 AM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

I used to have to copy entire postings by several other people so as to avoid post-editing. I guess if I bother to comment or reply to you in the future, I'll have to make it a standard practice.

Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.

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Monday, August 8, 2005 9:16 AM

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Originally posted by rue:
I used to have to copy entire postings by several other people so as to avoid post-editing. I guess if I bother to comment or reply to you in the future, I'll have to make it a standard practice. Come to think of it, I'm a liberal with no morals, I could simply change the quote in my message to reflect whatever lies I want to tell in my neverending effort to subvert the war on terror that arises from my inability to get over the 2000 elections and make up for my small, insignifigant manhood.

Thats a good idea. I've edited my posts, but only if I see a glaring grammer problem or something and only within moments of posting them. After that its hands off as far as I'm concerned. And I'd never (again) edit someone elses for my own ends.

I'd suggest next time you either copy the sentance in question or else read it a bit closer the first time. I'm guilty of something similar when I looked at this kid's fake driver's license, I assumed his birthday had been changed to make him over 21, I was wrong. My bad. SHoulda paid closer attention. Glad I caught mistake before the jury trial.

H

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Monday, August 8, 2005 9:27 AM

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Originally posted by Hero:
I'm sure there's a lot of simple things ya'll need help with.
I did not edit it to protect the fragile intellects possessed by the local liberal caball.

Now I feel insulted!
I mean, I think I feel insulted.

Have I been insulted?

You know, I don't even really know what 'caball' means, so I guess I'm not insulted.

I'll show you insulted! You dichotomus insular aqualine mysoginistic anthropomorphic leper!!

...Sorry, I guess I was just a little too in touch with my inner overly verbal agressive eight year old.

Regressing Chrisisall

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Monday, August 8, 2005 9:56 AM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
You know, I don't even really know what 'caball' means, so I guess I'm not insulted.

"Cabal" is the correct spelling.

Cabal- NOUN: 1. A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers

Thanks to the American Heritage Dictionary online.

H

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Monday, August 8, 2005 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by Hero:
Cabal- NOUN: 1. A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers

I knew that.
And for your information I do not go around plotting, I am 100% knee-jerk!!!!!

Spur of the moment Chrisisall

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Monday, August 8, 2005 6:24 PM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Rue- If it hand't been for Hero's jokes about propositioning a defendent and using the Patriot Act on his ex-girfriend's new boyfriend, I prolly wouldn't have wondered either.

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Monday, August 8, 2005 6:41 PM

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Rue- If it hand't been for Hero's jokes about propositioning a defendent and using the Patriot Act on his ex-girfriend's new boyfriend, I prolly wouldn't have wondered either.

Your just jealous of my creative use of the legal system. I'm not one of those bad lawyers who sues hospitals and waits for people to slip and fall. I'm a good lawyer dedicated to serving the public in as many ways as I can think of.

Maybe it violates the ethical rules. I wouldn't know. I passed the test, but they never tell you what questions you get wrong, they just give you a raw score.

I have a jury trial this week. That always gets me excited. I'm working on my 'grave concern' over his 'casual disregard for the community and his own safety'...that will get him 5 days in the local jail. I love my job. And the best part is the dude's Dad. He's gonna testify, accidently admit a crime, and then I'll have him for thirty days too. Lesson: HIRE A LAWYER.

H

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Monday, August 8, 2005 7:06 PM

Lesson: Lawyers are small, vindictive jerks who get their jollies having power over others.

Actually, that's not fair to lawyers. I know several, and they're nothing like you, Hero. I think I'll throw my hat in with others here in surmising that you are a phony. Lawyers, successful ones anyway, tend to have fairly sharp minds, even when they lack scruples. You clearly have neither.

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Monday, August 8, 2005 8:40 PM

HKCAVALIER

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
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Originally posted by Hero:
I'm sure there's a lot of simple things ya'll need help with.
I did not edit it to protect the fragile intellects possessed by the local liberal caball.
Now I feel insulted!
I mean, I think I feel insulted.

Have I been insulted?

Chris, Chris, don't you see what Hero is trying to say? You of all people should be able to read between the lines! He's coming out as a fellow conspiracy theorist! I'm sure you appreciate why he can't just say a thing like that? Not with "you know who" monitoring all these posts.

Meet on the level, part on the squareHKCavalier

"News is what people want to keep hidden; everything else is publicity."

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 5:53 AM

Pshawww! Hero's no conspiracy theorist. Real CT's do the blurt and go for the 'nut' lable, then they're left free to discover the truth in relative peace.
Hero's an ethics-free braggart, who is, at the moment, missing his true calling as the satirical liason to other countries out of the White House.
Just think how he could improve relations between us and Iraq!
He could make tons of jokes with Al-Queda about quick ways to produce glass.

CT phone home Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 6:02 AM

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Originally posted by SignyM:
Hero's jokes about propositioning a defendent and using the Patriot Act on his ex-girfriend's new boyfriend

That goes back some, and it was my first inkling that Hero is either:
A) Goofin' on us big time
or
B) Borderline psychotic

I'm goin' with A, 'cause sometimes he makes me LOL, despite myself.

Analytical Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 8:23 AM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
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Originally posted by SignyM:
Hero's jokes about propositioning a defendent and using the Patriot Act on his ex-girfriend's new boyfriend
That goes back some, and it was my first inkling that Hero is either:
A) Goofin' on us big time
or
B) Borderline psychotic

I'm goin' with A, 'cause sometimes he makes me LOL, despite myself.

C} All of the Above?

You guys are so easy. Here, did you know that I am one of the 4,000 lawyers who volunteered to defend Saddam? After all, everyone deserves a fair trial followed by an impartial execution. Defending Saddam for war crimes is like defending a sandwich. No matter what happens, eventually its gonna get eaten, its just a question of mustard or mayonaise. And perhaps a pickle. I like a good sweet pickle, not like you dill loving liberals who prefer your sandwiches to be dictators, rather then filling the stomachs of a people starved for democracy.

H

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 9:33 AM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

It gets weirder with every post.

I vote for (b). Not funny and has a problem with the fairer sex. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta do my part in GWOT or GSAVE or whatever it's being called today and have a chat with the DOD folks.

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 9:39 AM

Hero, I suddenly figured out what you really are...a government Monitor. They have one of you guys interacting with all message boards trying to intercept terrorist or terrorist-sympathsizing cross talk in an effort to catch home-grown jerk-offs. But you got bored hearing many of us drone on and on about the wicked ways of the present administration, so much so that you decided to have a little fun on the job, and goof on us.
The inconsistencies are there, you haven't designed your character fully, and you try to cover with humour.
You've blown your cover, my friend. Next time, suggest they send someone inconspicuous, even a little dull, we won't catch on to him, and we won't complain about the waste of money paying a dude to scurry around in futility searching this board for bad guys - we here all have respect for the rule of law, unlike a certain president. *Coffbush*

Professional CT Chrisisall

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 3:59 AM

And with that, the one known as Hero disappeared, never to return.

We hardly knew him Chrisisall

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 5:30 AM

CITIZEN

He's just off organising you cell Chrisisall, you get the delux, since he likes you, has its own bucket...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 7:14 AM

Oh, but you know, I mean everone knows I joke around some....Uh, I actually BACK the president, YEAH, I mean, he has a hard job, and uh, I'm sure he's doin' his best and all...

I AIN'T NO THREAT!!!!!

WHY ME?? DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, WHY?!?!

I need a lawyer...

Any lawyers on here?

Ironical Chrisisall

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 8:04 AM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
I need a lawyer...

Any lawyers on here?

(Raises Hand) Here I am! I'll be glad to help.

Do you want mustard or mayonaise?

H

Chrisisall? Are you there?

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 8:11 AM

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Originally posted by Hero:
(Raises Hand) Here I am! I'll be glad to help.

Do you want mustard or mayonaise?

Finally, a clue to Hero's real occupation....

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 8:29 AM

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Originally posted by SergeantX:
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Originally posted by Hero:
(Raises Hand) Here I am! I'll be glad to help.

Do you want mustard or mayonaise?

Finally, a clue to Hero's real occupation....

lol, Consider my kilt peed. The timing, the execution, flawless!
lol

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 8:41 AM

HKCAVALIER

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Originally posted by SergeantX:
Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
(Raises Hand) Here I am! I'll be glad to help.

Do you want mustard or mayonaise?

Finally, a clue to Hero's real occupation....

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

Now you know why he's called "Hero."

HKCavalier

Hey, hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 8:57 AM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Awww... now, MY kilt really is peed! AND I snorted coffee out my gorram nose!!! Lunchtime- a perfect time for the topic!

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 9:16 AM

OMG, OMG, lol, you topped SeargentX!!!
That was a perfect one-two!!!

Glad I wasn't drinkin' anything just now...

Now I want Subway.

Tuna on white w/mayo Chrisisall

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Friday, August 12, 2005 12:59 PM

SPINLAND

My bumper sticker says it all:

DISSENT IS PATRIOTIC

I'm a patriot, I oppose the war, I loathe Bush and all the scumbags pulling his puppet strings, and I'm a patriot. Did I mention I'm a patriot?

It's time our kids stopped dying to support Shrub's drinkin' and snortin' buddies' making money with their blood.

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Friday, August 12, 2005 1:16 PM

You're not fooling us Spinland. You hate America! Admit it!

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Friday, August 12, 2005 1:18 PM

SPINLAND

Damnit, you've unmasked me. Grrrr! Arrrrgh!

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Friday, August 12, 2005 1:45 PM