How many forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Thursday, November 24, 2005 9:33 AM

CITIZEN

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Thought we could all do with some cheering up, stay shiny. More insane ramblings by the people who brought Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

Thursday, November 24, 2005 9:43 AM

RUXTON

Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:15 AM

CHRISISALL

Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:19 AM

CITIZEN

Thanks, unfortunatly I can't take credit, it was sent to me and I thought you would all appreciate it. And yes, I imagine the lightbulbs are evil zionist GWB lightbulbs, they blew didn't they? More insane ramblings by the people who brought Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:58 AM

CHRISISALL

And one to point out the sponsored links to the left for all your on-line lightbulb purchasing needs! That's hilarious. Chrisisall for liberating H2O

Thursday, November 24, 2005 11:21 AM

CITIZEN

May I suggest lightbulbs direct? Number one in quality, number one in enjoyment, number one in globalist lightbulb centred conspiracies... More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes! Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

Thursday, November 24, 2005 11:33 AM

MOOSE

Duplicate post. http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=15078

Thursday, November 24, 2005 11:37 AM

CITIZEN

That's this thread... More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes! Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

Thursday, November 24, 2005 12:27 PM

MOOSE

No, really?

Thursday, November 24, 2005 12:29 PM

CITIZEN

?? It's not duplicated ?? *is really confused* More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes! Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

Thursday, November 24, 2005 12:57 PM

BELACGOD

Thursday, November 24, 2005 12:59 PM

CAUSAL

Thursday, November 24, 2005 1:22 PM

CITIZEN

1 forum member to inform everyone their going off topic and the threads supposed to be about lightbulbs. More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes! Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

Thursday, November 24, 2005 1:24 PM

CAUSAL

Quote: Originally posted by Belacgod: Not to mention... 14 to complain about how Fox discontinued our favorite light bulb brand 23 to talk about the possibility of someone else buying the light bulb company 139 to pledge money to buy the light bulb company BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ________________________________________________________________________ I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

Thursday, November 24, 2005 2:12 PM

SAMEERTIA

Thursday, November 24, 2005 5:35 PM

SEVENPERCENT

Quote: Originally posted by lynchaj: At least one to connect the lightbulb to PNAC. No thread is complete without it. Andrew Lynch Hehe. Good one, Andrew. Now that we have Dreamtrove on this site, we have to add: 1 to call the CEO of the lightbulb company a Socialist for providing health insurance to the workers. ------------------------------------------ He looked bigger when I couldn't see him. Anyone wanting to continue a discussion off board is welcome to email me - check bio for details.

Friday, November 25, 2005 3:01 PM

URSULA

Saturday, November 26, 2005 7:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 26, 2005 11:17 PM

FILLYGIRL Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."

I have never laughed so hard at something on a board. This is pricelesss, Thank you ...it's worst than you know ...it usually is.....Mal

Saturday, November 26, 2005 11:24 PM

DRX

Sunday, November 27, 2005 2:41 AM

JACQUI

Sunday, November 27, 2005 3:37 AM

LIMINALOSITY

Sunday, November 27, 2005 7:44 PM

GUNRUNNER

I call it a glow orb… EV Nova Firefly mod Message Board: http://s4.invisionfree.com/GunRunner/index.php?act=idx

Monday, November 28, 2005 8:38 AM

ANA

Quote: Originally posted by citizen: 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" I *HATE* it when people do that! I started laughing at the first line of the post itself, but this was the one that made me start guffawing so hard I couldn't breathe.

Monday, November 28, 2005 9:45 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Wednesday, November 30, 2005 5:25 PM

RUE I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

Thursday, December 1, 2005 4:53 AM

FINN MAC CUMHAL

Thursday, December 1, 2005 10:36 AM

CANTTAKESKY

Appreciate the laugh, Citizen. Just a quick way off-topic post to let you all know I have moved to Peru temporarily, which is why I haven´t been posting. I still check the board when I get a chance to stop by an internet cafe, but it is hard to post. Keep the love going. Can't Take My Gorram Sky

Thursday, December 1, 2005 11:03 AM

CITIZEN

Thanks, and good luck in Peru (I nearly spelt that Pure...) More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes! Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

Thursday, December 1, 2005 11:42 AM

SIGNYM I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Thursday, December 1, 2005 12:09 PM

SIGNYM I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Quote: Just a quick way off-topic post to let you all know I have moved to Peru temporarily, which is why I haven´t been posting PERU??? Why Peru, of all places? Isn' that where they're having such contention over natural gas development? Had such an issue over privatized water? Or am I totally off-base?? EDITED TO ADD: I was totally off-base. I'm thinking Bolivia I second that "good luck!". --------------------------------- Please don't think they give a shit.

Thursday, December 1, 2005 5:17 PM

DC4BS

Friday, December 2, 2005 4:06 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Friday, December 2, 2005 9:23 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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Friday, December 2, 2005 9:58 AM

LIMINALOSITY

Quote: Originally posted by CosmicFugitive: [img] [/img] Hey COZ! Thanks for the idea and the unweildy gifs...Haaaaken lightbulbs please 2 Randomites to bring a light bulb party to the party Scorpionregent: I claim a position as one of the 39 members going wildly off topic, but not about Las Vegas, yuck...except to say Las Vegas, Yuck. On that note...OT gif! Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!

Friday, December 2, 2005 10:24 AM

ONLYFOOTPRINTS

Wednesday, December 7, 2005 1:15 PM

CANTTAKESKY

Signy, My 1 year old son has rather serious and extensive allergies to food. For some unknown reason, he does WAY better at beaches in South America. I picked Peru because it is cheap and relatively safe (all is relative). Just here for a few months until he heals up some. I apologize for hijacking the thread. Back to topic... One to discuss one´s personal life that is of absolutely no interest to lightbulb changers. Can't Take My Gorram Sky

Wednesday, December 7, 2005 1:34 PM

OOKAMIKAWAHARA

Wednesday, December 7, 2005 3:00 PM

KHYRON

Wednesday, December 7, 2005 4:15 PM

SIGNYM I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Thursday, December 8, 2005 9:33 AM

RUE I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!